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Judge Hu hears cases.

Core Tip: Welcome to the modern fable Judge Hu's Judgment.

Once upon a time, two businessmen in a country, A and B, sought the same monopolist for a big business.

When the conversation reached a critical moment, a weasel climbed under the table and farted.

The rich man frowned angrily. He thought that the stinking fart was put by a businessman. He thought that such people were too vulgar and difficult to associate with, so he left, left.

A and b quarreled about it. A accused B of ruining his good deeds and asked him to compensate for the economic losses. B accused a thief of shouting to catch a thief, but he farted himself and tried to frame someone else. It's really evil The two argued endlessly and went to court together.

This judge, surnamed Hu, has always recognized money and ignored reason, and is a famous corrupt official.

In order to win this lawsuit, A paid bribes to Judge Hu. Judge Hu accepts money to help others eliminate disasters. He closed his eyes and decided to apologize to Party A and compensate all economic losses. B refused to accept it, and in order to uphold justice and save his reputation, he spared no expense in bribing Judge Hu. Judge Hu immediately re-examined the case and thought that the evidence of B's fart was insufficient. In order to safeguard the dignity of the law, the original judgment was immediately revoked. So it's hard to tell who farted. Judge Hu decided to torture them and make the perpetrators confess themselves.

A and B were afraid of losing money and bribed the judge.

Judge Hu received generous gifts from both sides, and neither side could offend him. So he was in a dilemma and didn't dare to go to court.

Under the repeated urging of both parties, Judge Hu said that he was ill and took a three-day long vacation to think about the best way to solve the problem.

On the fourth day, Judge Hu heard the case with confidence. He plausibly declared: "After thorough investigation, investigation and evidence collection, the stinky fart was neither released by A nor released by B. This judge solemnly declared that A and B are innocent and should eliminate misunderstandings and mend fences!"

A and B were very surprised and asked, "Who farted that?"

"Well," Judge Hu lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "it's me. It's really my judge Hu who farted! "

Both A and B were very disappointed, thinking: This corrupt official who made a careless judgment really deserves his reputation, and received a generous gift, so he let off such a stinking fart!

A frog said happily, "fortunately, I don't have the habit of filing, otherwise, with the history of tail, I will never turn over."

The judge decides the case.