Who can recommend some jokes?

Teacher: "If you make a mistake, you should learn from it."

Student: "I know."

Teacher: "Then why do you continue to teach?"

Student: "I did it to learn more lessons."

Invalid the next day

A group of students who violated the school rules were punished by the teacher and wrote repentance books. Two days later, this group of students was taken to the teaching room again. The teacher said, "Didn't you write a repentance book?" The student said, "Please ask the teacher to read the reverse side of the repentance book." The teacher found four words on the reverse side: "Invalid every other day"

Guess wrong

Teacher: "Why don't you always wash your face?" Look, even the residue from your breakfast today is still hanging on your face. "

Student: "What did you say I ate in the morning?"

Teacher: "Jam bread."

Student: "You are wrong, that was eaten yesterday morning."

The busiest man

Jack: "I am the busiest person in the world in my class."

Jenny: "Why?"

Jack: "I am busy listening to the teacher and reading picture books." The teacher is coming, I have to hide. "

Weeds; Stop longing for sth

Teacher Zhang organized the students to pull grass on the playground, and most of them pulled it carefully. But Xiao Ming stood there like a log, with his head down and motionless. Teacher Zhang was surprised and asked, "Xiao Ming, why don't you pull up the grass?" Xiao Ming looked up and said, "Teacher Zhang, didn't you say that everyone should take care of everything at school?"

Why do rockets run fast?

Teacher: "Baker, why does the rocket run so fast?"

Baker: "whose ass is on fire, don't run hard!" " "

The most difficult thing

Once in a Chinese class, the teacher gave a topic "Remember the hardest thing" and asked students to do their homework.

Half an hour passed, and many students were almost finished, but Xiao Wang didn't even write a word.

The teacher went over and asked him why he didn't write. The king said with a frown:

"The hardest thing for me is to write a composition."

Almost ate people

Li Xiaodi always misses words when writing. He can't write difficult words or ask people. He would rather leave them empty.

On one occasion, he wrote in his composition book: "My father is in poor health and asked me to buy someone. When I walked into the store, I saw that the box was full of people, strong and thin. I bought half a catty of people to go home, cut them into pieces, and began to steam people and good people. I brought a bowl of soup to my father ... "

When the teacher saw his composition, he was shocked and asked Li Xiaodi in a hurry, only to know that he had left out a word "ginseng" when he wrote ginseng.

Zunzhong

The teacher asked his students, "Bulls and cows are walking in the fields. Is this correct? "

Most students replied, "Yes, exactly."

A boy said, "no, it's not like that." It should be said that' Niu Niu is walking in the field', otherwise it is a disrespect for women. "

A female fish

The art teacher drew a fish on the blackboard and then asked the students to draw like that.

Delhi sat there motionless, and the teacher said angrily, "You have a week to draw 100 fish exactly like the one on the blackboard."

Next week, the teacher asked Delhi to hand over the painting. There is only one fish on the white paper handed over by Delhi. The teacher asked, "Why is there only one?"

Delhi replied, "I drew a female fish, which will produce 99 small fish."