A simple and funny joke

Simple and funny jokes. In daily life, we can watch more simple and funny jokes in our spare time, which can make us feel happy and energetic. Then I'll show you some simple and funny jokes.

Simple and funny jokes 1

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

Second, I have a good object, elephants are also good to me, and I am good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

Thirdly, one night Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor cut through the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish, "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" " "As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

4. Weather forecast: Recently, a master of picking up girls was born, so please pay attention.

5. "I must discuss it with my partner." "Don't you have no partner?" "So there is no discussion."

6. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are worried about being taken away by others.

Seven, those women named Wang Sicong husband you didn't, what qualifications do you have to be my mother.

Eight, there are always a few idiots who are friends I can't abandon.

No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives.

Ten, next life must be reborn as a woman, and then marry a man like me.

2 simple and funny jokes 1

First, you are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

Second, boss, a bowl of tomato and egg noodles, not noodles.

Third, the Spring Festival this year. . Students working in Shanghai will return to Hefei for the holidays. But as we all know, it is hard to get a ticket for a holiday, and he can't buy one either. So he signed up for a two-day tour of Chaohu-Fangte. Later, he went home … and went to Fontaine to play a roller coaster! Dear friends, the 11 th holiday can be handled according to this!

Fourth, there is a kind of silence, calling the old class. . .

Five, me. . . . Lack of sleep, money, love and soul. . . The only reason I don't lack is: I don't lack meat ~ ~!

6. Today, my buddy sent me a short message: "I missed my stop to see the beautiful woman on the bus." I replied, "How beautiful?" He said, "I have been to four stops ..."

7. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

Eight, if money is the capital you love me, then please hit me with money.

In the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth? . .

Ten, one day at noon, Lao Liu happened to meet Lao Zhang on the road, hurriedly say hello, and conveniently took out a dime from his pocket and gave it to Lao Zhang. Lao Liu said, "Lao Zhang, I lent you a dime the day before yesterday, and I won't pay it back until today." Lao Zhang said: "Forget it, a dime, what else!" "Give it back to me, give it back to me!" Lao Liu just stuffed a dime into Lao Zhang's hand. Lao Zhang had to accept it and said, "If you really want to pay it back, I'm welcome. I will circle this account when I go back later! " "

the second

First I got a marriage certificate with my daughter-in-law. When I got it, I asked her, "Is there anything you want to say to me?" These idiots said, "I won't worry about accidental pregnancy in the future!" " "

Second, why do you feel dizzy when watching a computer? ""Your computer may have been hit by a Trojan horse! " "What Trojan horse will make users feel dizzy? "

Third, I haven't been with the female ticket for a long time. I opened a nice room today and asked her out. I hugged her: you are so beautiful today! She: You are so sweet. Why didn't you ask me out for so long? Against my will, I am very busy. I'll make it up for you today! She: My relatives are here. I am depressed: then think of something else! She: I have a sore throat and hemorrhoids. There is really no way! Me: Then go and wash your face. ...

Fourth, pick up the phone, the pink and tender phone case. Unlock the password and look at the address book. Note that all spare tires have been reissued. "Husband, I have not enough money. The account number is * * * * * ". . I went to collect the money, and the text message really kept ringing. .

5. A president who lost his job, stopped his salary and lost his year-end bonus when the Spring Festival approached. Presidents are like this. If they don't do well, they will be laid off and eliminated! What reason do we have not to work hard and struggle!

Sixth, my buddy went to the construction site to apply for a job, and the boss of the construction site said that he would go to 800 yuan every month without food and shelter. Do you want to do it? My brother said angrily, "I 16 years old mixed in major construction sites. Do you think I just graduated from college? " The boss quickly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault." This will provide 6,000 yuan for food and accommodation every month. Do you think so? "

What's it like to be single for a long time? On the way after work, I met a young woman with a child. When we walk side by side in a row, I feel I am the head of the family!

Eight, that buddy once had a girlfriend and never had a boyfriend. She secretly told me that she was infertile and didn't want to hurt others. She and I were drunk the day I was lovelorn, and we stayed in a hotel for one night. Now looking at the son of the full moon, I can't help but say to him, "Your mother is a liar!" " "

Nine, eating in the restaurant, my colleague ran over and said that there was too much rice. He gave me a big piece of rice on the plate. Then he said, reciprocate and take the biggest piece of meat from my plate. .

Ten, a buddy went to take the IELTS test, and after reading the questions during the oral test, he habitually said, my day. The examiner knows a little Chinese, so he asks what it means. He said, this is because we China people use the power of the sun to motivate ourselves when encountering major problems!