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Tell me about the person I love. trend

I love Luo 100 q

1-Please make an opening introduction.

Love: I love Luo.

Minos, a girl. (Crowd: What are you doing here? Do you have a problem with sex? )

Please give me two names.

I love Luo. (concise)

Minos (I'm cool too ~ ~)

[About my love in your heart]

3- How old am I?

Love: 16 years old

M: I, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am not talking about this ... (Everyone: Mi people let you say ...)

I like Luo's height and weight. Including present tense and future tense.

Love:148cm ................................ That was before, I don't know now, because I didn't pay attention, I went to work.

M: It's higher than Naruto anyway.

Amy: weight aside. )

5- I love Luo's blood type. What is the constellation?

Love: AB, Capricorn.

Man: Oh, water bottle.

Love: Isn't it?

Man: What's the matter? That's what I am.

Love: ...

6-What is my favorite metric?

Love (cold): ...

M (flashing teeth): Ai Suai won't answer the question of sauce purple, but you can trust me privately ~ ~ Xixi ~

7- I love Luo's motto?

Love: As long as there are people in the world who should be killed by me, my existence will not disappear.

Is it 8 "just wait, there will be more pain, XXXX Naruto XXXX ... as the wind shadow of the Sha people village"?

Love: ... How do you know about mud? I didn't tell anyone. ...

M (laughing without answering, heart: I am cool, I can do this in front of love): Hehe. ...

Love: ... sick ...

8-What is my ideal of loving Luo? Will it come true?

M (the first answer): Making wind shadow has been realized.

Love: ...

Well, honey, is it 8 o'clock?

Love: Of course ... Yes. ...

9- What are my favorite food and disgusting food?

M (continuing to rush to answer): I like birds' sandbags and salty tongues, and I hate AB Mi!

Love: How can mud know?

M (smiling without answering): ... Hehehe.

Love: ... this woman's brain must be ...

10— What is my amazing interest?

Love: beauty.

Man: Scare!

Love: I'm still studying the way to get rid of dark circles. I have used all kinds of creams and oils, but my skin is getting whiter and whiter. ...

M = mouth = excitement, grasp): I love you. Please tell me you always use shrimp skin! !

Love: What do you use?

M: Well, ... SK Ⅱ ...

Love (experienced and talkative): What, the things used by the old people were lost immediately! I tell you, you should use XXX,-%! ##¥%…………

M (take out a pen and paper for shorthand after a hard blow): ... husband ...

11-What's my nickname?

Man: Love, love, love, love, love, love! ! !

Love: ... why do you feel a little dizzy? ...

12— Does this color suit me?

M: Red and black, bloody, but loving. I like you in a white robe.

Love: I like the color of sand. ...

13— What is my killer skill (not limited to Ninjutsu)?

M: Sand waterfall burial, sand waterfall burial, desert drifting, sand rain, red bean buns, fresh meat buns, they are delicious, but they will be fat. ...

Love: I'm sure she has a problem …

14— How is my home decoration?

Love: Nothing, just so-so.

M: Only 8! I saw aa's big bookcase. Ai Ai loves to learn!

Love: ... how old am I? ...

15— Does my lover look like a father or a mother?

Love: ... I am who I am, different.

M (cold sweat): mr.zhou ~ ~

(whispering): Actually, I like Mommy's eyes and buns face, and I like Dad's hair color ~

16-Who is my best male friend?

Male (the first answer): ひかりとかけ, ナルト Jun! (Light and shadow, Naruto! )

Love: ...

M: Silence is the default!

Love: In dealing with scandals, only silence is wise.

Man: Oh ... Yes, what do you have? Look at the topic!

Love (not beaten): ...

17— Who is my best female friend?

Love (think for an hour): ...

M (asleep): ...

18— Who do I hate most?

Love: Shukaku.

M (crying): Look, dear. ...

Love: ... it's too fat ...

19— What is my hobby?

Love: talking to myself.

M: I do it sometimes. This is a good habit. Yes, eight pairs. Sex?

Love: ... maybe ...

What's the secret of my love for Luo?

Love: No, it seems that we know everything we need to know and everything we shouldn't know.

M: I agree that our girls have nothing to know!

21-What do you think of my love for Luo?

Love: for example 18, annoying.

M (crying): Look, I think Shukaku is very cute and energetic ~

Love: It's yours.

M (slash): ...

22— What shampoo do I like to use?

Love: cactus-flavored.

Khan, I love you, am I not afraid? ...

23— I love Luo. Where does he bathe first?

Love: ... feet.

M (upside down): ... Is it because of the superior bathtub? truth ...

So, how long does it usually take to take a bath? If there is anyone else-

Love: an hour. No one dares to break into the bathroom unless he wants to see what a sand waterfall funeral is.

M (having to give up an idea): ...

25-What is my solo?

Man: Chen One ·SAMA's Murder of Shura, I like it very much!

Love: What kind of meal? What does this have to do with me? !

What are the advantages of my love for Luo?

Love: My belt is very long.

M: No, I like telling you cold jokes ... Has it changed?

Love: What? That's true.

M: The generation gap between China and Japanese. ...

What are the shortcomings of my love for Luo?

Love: ...

Man: Very short place ... What? Eight is the problem! Why am I infected? Love, what is your weakness?

Love (consideration): self?

M (excited): No! After all you've done for the people in Sharen Village, those guys are still ...

Love: That's what I want to do. This is also a part of me. ...

M: That's true, but … they are still so annoying!

Love: You are ... so enthusiastic. ...

Man: Sweat! !

28— What animal is I love Luo?

M (laughing): Sure? Isn't it a civet?

Love (want to kill): ...

29-What is my favorite thing to put in my pocket?

Love: Is there such a thing?

Man: ... a picture of Naruto?

Love: Don't talk nonsense.

M (:p): shy love, lovely ...

30- I love Luo Debut! What is the background music?

Love: Why don't I remember?

M: I agree. I don't even remember.

31-Should I sleep in shorts or swimming trunks? Or ...?

Man: Ah, I don't know ~ ~ Actually, there are still problems I don't know, which is a great blow ~ ~

Love: Everyone knows that I never sleep.

M: I immigrated to Mars yesterday …

When do I usually get up?

Love: I get up when Shukaku sleeps.

That's true.

So, how long did you sleep?

Love: generally no more than 5 minutes at a time.

M: No wonder Lord Shukaku is in a bad mood. ...

I like Carol talking in her sleep. What did he say?

Love: ... I often talk to myself. When, when and when do you ask?

Man: Naruto?

Love: ... Kill you!

M (swoops down): I love you when you are so cute!

Love: ... Aren't Martians afraid of death?

What's the first thing after getting up?

Love: Say hello to your parents.

M (cold): ...

Before I fell in love with Luo, who was taking care of my life?

Love: Temari Kanjiulang.

M: Ah, I heard that Brother Kankuro got the certificate of senior chef in Sharen Village.

Love: That's right.

M: You should learn some tricks from your brother, at least learn from Lamian Noodles.

Love: Hmm. Lamian Noodles is easy to do ... Hey, why am I learning this?

What would I do if I had a sideline?

Love: writing novels is a good choice.

M: Especially for people with rich life experience, I must say that there is no market.

38- What makes me feel embarrassed and embarrassed?

Love (reluctantly): ... killed by Naruto for a thousand years.

It was Shukaku who was killed then, wasn't it?

Love: ... it's me. At that time, Shukaku was still awake.

M (Khan): This is really the strongest body art handed down from generation to generation by Konoha.

[About your relationship with others]

I can't even hear love here. )

39- The core monument of absolute life?

love song

40- More friends than lovers?

Lovers are naruto _

If you are a friend, Li Jun is one.

41-Do you have any female friends in sexual relations? Including the future tense

I don't think so now.

There should be one in the future.

(Khan, this is really useless)

Hey, number eight. Yeah, I'm gay? !

42-Do you have a male friend in sexual relations? be the same as the above

Well, it depends on love, Khan ~

Although the fate of love is in my hands. ...

43- How many people just kissed?

Well, ditto ~

44- How many people just do foreplay?

Well, ditto ~

45- How many women have you had sex with? What about the future?

Love is concrete.

Either none or all, the person he loves will be happy.

How many men have you had sex with? be the same as the above

I mean, me too.

47- When will I lose my virginity? Or have you lost it? Who is the other party?

In my article setting, love is not so fast, Khan ^_^b

On the other hand, unfortunately, I am a staunch fan girl.

Naruto Jun でぁります

48— What is the relationship between Arrow and Naruto? What does the other party think of him? Do you have any special ideas?

It seems that this question is eight words.

Naruto is the favorite of love, and love is also the favorite of Naruto.

49— I love Luo and Sasuke? be the same as the above

The same miserable child

Special idea? Sasuke unrequited love Naruto.

50- with Xiao Li? be the same as the above

friends.

Li is a very upright person, especially thinking, 8 is impossible.

5 1- and Luwan? be the same as the above

Future brother-in-law

Special idea? I sweat for love.

52- He Jining? be the same as the above

Powerful white eyes. I know nothing except this love.

53- And woody cherry blossoms? be the same as the above

My first love, hostility.

54- and young fields? be the same as the above

Nice eyes. I know nothing except this love.

55- What about every day? be the same as the above

Passerby a

56- With Kakashi? be the same as the above

Passerby B.

57- Markey? be the same as the above

A wordy tutor.

58- and pockets? be the same as the above

Passerby C. ...

59 years old, and Jiraiya? be the same as the above

Passerby Ding ... although he is the master of his own mouth.

60.-And orochimaru? be the same as the above

If you kill your father, you will be skinned one day.

[About the relationship between I love Luo and the core monument of life in your heart]

(This ... has an H, please be careful)

I'm having sex, and these couples really made eight decisions ... but ... some meters avoided it.

61-Do people around you know them?

Love: a little knowledge.

62— What's the reaction of the surrounding environment?

Love: ... there are all kinds of reactions. That's when I realized that idiot was quite popular.

63-How many times do you kiss a day?

Love: That's a terrible question. Kiss if you want. Who remembers so much?

64- How many times a week?

Love: ... do your best.

65— Which position do I like best about Carol?

Love (gnashing her teeth): Yes!

66— What is the other party's preferred location?

Love (gnashing her teeth): Same as above!

67— Where do I like to do it best? Who will clean up after that?

Love: open air. In the desert, in the wood leaf forest.

Therefore, this step is not required.

68— Where is the sexual sensitive area I love?

Love: ... behind the neck.

69-h, what do you want the other person to say?

Love: I just hope he doesn't say "Lamian Noodles is delicious" ...

70- I love it. Is it suitable for gentle H or strong? What is the reason?

Love: sand waterfall funeral!

7 1— What does Arrow think of SM?

Love: If this is not a pervert, then what is a pervert?

72- I love Luo is suitable for SM?

Love: Another funeral!

73— What words will I use to seduce each other when I want to do it?

Love: ... Do you want to eat the top Lamian Noodles?

I intrude: I love you. You can't blame Naruto for saying so, but the original responsibility lies with you ...)

74— What words will the other party use to seduce me when they want to do it?

Love: He can only say. ...

75— What's my name when I love Luo?

Love: I'm curious, too. What's your name after the separation of flesh and blood?

76— What's the name of the other party at its peak?

Love: Don't make me say it again.

77— What do I have against H?

Love: a boring sport ...

78— What is the other party's complaint about H?

Love: I want to hear it too. But so far I haven't heard of it. ...

79-who confessed first?

Love: I, waiting for Naruto's rude confession, estimate that I am seventy or eighty.

80- What kind of confession is it?

Love (take a deep breath): I care about you very much.

81-What words do I least resist?

Love: ... why do you always suffer? ...

82— When two people are together, who has more?

Love: I'm basically not at home. But if I had to say it, it would be me. Because his love for Lamian Noodles Store will never change.

83— Who cooks?

Love: me. He can only make noodles with boiling water. I don't know how he survived.

84— Who cleans?

Love: He, your shadow.

85— What's it like to date two people?

Love: Good.

86— What do I like most about my partner?

Love: Never give up fate.

87— What does the other person like most about me?

Love: Ask him this.

I trespassed: I know! Naruto likes all love! )

88— I love cheating. Where is the other party?

Love: Nothing is possible.

89— The other party cheated. What if I love Luo?

Love: kill each other and recapture Naruto.

90- Who is in a stronger position?

Love: Can this question be explained more clearly?

91-Any suggestions?

Love: Can I cook Lamian Noodles for you every day?

Man (jumping up): OK, that's so romantic ... 8 Sex is really smart, you know, the success rate is 200%.

92— What's the gift for proposing marriage?

Love: No, if you don't count the dozen bowls of Lamian Noodles I invited him to eat later. ...

93- Two people get married! What clothes?

Love: I was forced to change a lot of clothes by those unscrupulous people, western-style, Chinese-style, Japanese-style, Korean-style, and I don't want to remember. ...

94— What is the gift from everyone?

Love: He received a lot of Lamian Noodles coupons, and I received a lot of skin care products, especially eye cream. ...

95-Who cried at the wedding? Why?

Love: Many people cried. But it was his masked teacher who cried the most sadly. I only know that Naruto's favorite teacher fainted because he couldn't stand the blow. His master announced that Naruto's recent marriage had delayed his acquisition of materials and would postpone the publication of the book. Others, such as brother and sister with white eyes and brother sharingan, I don't know why.

96— Will there be children?

Love: I will. I will.

97— Will there be a third party?

Love: This question is repeated? !

98— Will you break up?

Love: Do you want to die?

99— I love you in your heart. How many percentage points have you been secretly loved/coveted?

M (awake): Do you want me to answer this question?

Love: nonsense, Naruto didn't come.

M: I, I, I, I have to calculate. Let's count how many people love it first ... and then ...

Love: Take your time, it's none of my business. ...

100— Thank you. What's your last feeling?

Love: It's good to chat occasionally. I'm going back to cooking.

Man: Look! ! Wait, honey, I want to sign. ...

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