A joke about not being cold.

The teacher asked the students: who hasn't died since ancient times, you take the next sentence.

Student A: Since ancient times, people haven't shit, and people haven't shit with paper.

The teacher was very angry and told the students to stand up.

The next year, the teacher asked the students the same question.

At this time, students become smarter.

He replied: since ancient times, people have never shit, and people who shit have no paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

The teacher was very angry and asked the students to stand up!

At this time, the teacher saw that it was snowing outside the window. Unfortunately, it didn't rain when it snowed, but it turned into rain when it reached the ground. How troublesome it is to turn into rain. Why didn't it rain at first?

The student answered the teacher: the teacher doesn't eat shit when he eats, but it becomes shit when he eats it. How troublesome it is to turn into shit. Why didn't you eat shit in the first place So the teacher fainted on the spot!