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Today is April Fool’s Day, do you want to tease your future girlfriend? Do you have any ambiguous jokes?
1. Text message confession method, this is suitable for most people, it is much easier to say than saying it in person! You can try the following method, you will always hit the mark!
2. It’s purely a spoof. The first couplet: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I’m waiting for your call back! Second line: Live for you, die for you, stay with you forever! Hengpi: Sent to the wrong person ~ Happy April Fools’ Day! See how the other party responds.
3. Send red envelopes directly! 5.2, 52, or 520 are all fine. Just send it directly. The red envelope represents my heart. I’ll see what the other person’s reaction is before I make my next plan. If you don't want to let your children go, you won't be able to trap the wolf. It doesn't matter if you lose a little money, you might just succeed!
4. Hold her hands and look at each other. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know the art of the Five Elements. Pretending to be a charlatan, you grab her hand and say, “I’m here to read your fortune.” and talk nonsense. Then you stretched out your hand to show her, "Please pay attention to my palm prints and your own palm prints." As you said this, you put your palms together with hers in a serious manner. "Do you know what this is called?" Pretending to be profound, he continued, "This is called heart-to-heart connection."
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