Jokes about homophonic Chinese characters, worry.

A Chinese teacher read an ancient poem "Wochun" by Lu You to students and asked them to dictate. The Chinese teacher reads it like this. A student dictated the following: "Wo Chun" ("I'm stupid") Plum blossom (I have no education) lying on a branch and hurting my bottom (I have a low IQ). I smell like running water (ask me who I am) and I can easily touch Chun Lv (a big donkey). There is a family named Pan, and the elders in the family passed away. At the family festival, an old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies. The obituary reads: Filial piety: Pan Genke's filial daughter-in-law: Chi's filial granddaughter: Pan Liangci's filial grandson: Pan Daoshi, but this old gentleman is blind and his pronunciation is not standard. When he called the roll according to the obituary, he missed anything that literally had three dots or left radicals. So I read it to him like this: filial piety: