Classic joke short sentences are hilarious.

Chat with friends ...

Friend: "I miss you so much. In the past few days when you were away, I haven't thought about tea and rice all day and lost a few pounds. "

Me: "Speak human words!"

Friend: "I really can't eat, because I miss you."

Me: "5432 ..."

Friend: "Well, there is no money to eat, and the rivers and lakes are in emergency ..."

2、

Diaosi said to the goddess, "I like you so much, why do you do this to me?" Goddess angry diaosi: "you like more things, but also like RMB." Does the RMB follow you? "

3、

Xiaoming: It's almost the Spring Festival. Hurry up and buy a dress for your girlfriend. Xiao Qiang: What to buy? I have lived in my twenties, and I have never worn a couple's costume except my school uniform! Xiao Ming: You have to buy it, too. Pretend you have a girlfriend. Xiao Qiang: Yes, it's cold after all, so I have to buy gloves. Xiaoming. . .

4、

A kindergarten teacher stood at the door to welcome the new students. A woman in her fifties came along with a little girl. The teacher said, "little beauty, does grandma take you to school?" The little girl whispered, "teacher, this is my mother!" " "The teacher hurriedly said sorry! After a while, the guy from 127-28 came with a little boy. The female teacher said, "Oh, boy, you really look like your father, so handsome! "The young man said shyly," Teacher, I am his brother! " "This story tells us that the second child is fully open, don't strike up a conversation easily!

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Someone found a big grave at the head of the village and dug a monument that I don't know is worth it. He asked the cow man to help translate the words on it. The result is: grave robbers please respect themselves, I am as poor as death!