Fat people's humorous jokes

It's not your fault that you are fat, but it's your fault that you are so fat that you stand in my way. Haha, this is my joke about fat people, I hope you like it!

Fat to this tonnage, no one.

1, you passed my window, I thought it was dark.

2, a knife stabbed in, all the fat was sprayed out.

3. French composer Bizet's opera Carmen is about you!

You rode an elephant that day, and I vaguely saw that the elephant's legs were soft.

No matter how deep I fall into the well, I believe you will save me and use your belt!

6. Where did you buy the ring? I just need a bracelet!

7. Open a layer of meat and wash it clean every time you take a bath.

8. "Boss, how much is this bracelet?"

"This is a hula hoop!"

9, the pressure is great! -The earth says to you discontentedly!

Fatty, fatty, you're going to kill me.

1, other people's faces are called faces, and fat people's faces are called pang faces.

2, thin people are called returning meat, and fat people can only be called Sichuan pork.

It's really important to lose weight, because it's very important.

4, it is obvious that others are getting fat again, and they have to say that their eyes are getting smaller!

5, people who lose weight must not add any weight loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other. Actually, it's useless If you are not the fattest, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.

6. No matter whether the thin man says he is fat or thin, the fat man will feel that the thin man is showing off.

7. It's very cold today, so give a suggestion to the fat people to get dressed. Don't wear a purple cotton-padded jacket, or you will look like purple cabbage! Don't wear green, or you will look like Chinese cabbage. Don't wear black, or look like a panda. Don't be naked, so you'll be a total meat bun!

8. A long time ago, the lovely penguin ancestors could fly in the air, so why did they give up flying?

Scientists have a possible answer: Penguins can't fly because they prefer swimming and give up the sky to dominate the ocean.

Don't be silly, this is what happens to fat people.

9. Part 1: The wind is really strong. It was blown away. What should I do?

Bottom line: you deserve it, you're unlucky, you're too thin, depending on who you are.

Fat is a good thing.

It's funny to be so fat!

1, I'm fat, um, how fat? Let me tell you this: The last time I traveled to Thailand to ride an elephant, I vaguely saw that the elephant's legs were soft when I went up, but after I came down, the elephant became a camel.

I saw a fat girl walking slowly on the treadmill in the gym. I used to remind her: "Sister, you have to speed up, or you won't lose weight."

My sister's aggrieved answer: "I adjust it quickly, but it's slow when I step on it!" " "

My friend is so fat that he drinks at night.

One day, after driving, the customer gave such an evaluation in the message board: the fat master can drive, but he is too fat, and the fuel consumption has increased obviously. Bad review!

4. A fat girl came to the plastic surgery hospital and cried to the doctor: "They all laughed at me for being so fat that I couldn't touch my navel with my backhand ..."

The doctor said, "So you want us to help you lose weight?"

The fat girl shook her head and said, "No, I want you to help me put a belly button on my back."

5. When I met an acquaintance, she said that I haven't seen you so fat in a year.

I sighed: alas! Husband always blames me for cooking too much! I proved him wrong with my actions!

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