Milk is safe in the world. What kind of joke is this?

1. A husband found out that his wife was having an affair and decided to take revenge. Put concentrated tetramine on his wife's nipples while she was asleep.

My wife went to work during the day and didn't come back all night. The next day, my wife came back.

My wife shouted as soon as she came back, something was wrong. The vice president of our company is poisoned.

The husband asked: How was it poisoned?

Wife: I don't know yet Anyway, the technology is so high that even the police can't find out. It seems that they drank some milk, and now the police are fully investigating all kinds of milk, from Sanlu to something.

The husband asked again: How did the police know that they were poisoned by drinking milk?

The wife replied, "My God, what is the safest milk in the world?"

Mosquitoes are hungry as soon as they enter the city. Seeing a young lady with a towering chest, she took a sharp bite. As a result, her mouth was full of silicone, so she sighed, "Alas, food safety is too problematic! Where can I eat safe milk?

The professor asked medical students to list five reasons why human milk is superior to milk.

The answer written by the first student is: 1. Fast; 2. clean; 3. Safety; Cats can't eat; 4. It is convenient to carry when traveling; 5. The container is beautiful.

The answer written by the second student is: 1. Don't be afraid of cold; 2. It has the effect of psychotherapy when drinking; 3. When drinking, it has physiological therapeutic effect; 4. Use high-quality disposable tableware; Because people are better than cows, human milk is better than milk, and it can keep warm!

4. In the milking competition, the referee said to the contestants with a big iron bucket: "Whoever can fill a bucket in one minute will be the champion, and the prize will be 500 yuan!" Say that finish, the game began, with a beep.

Less than a minute later, a big man panted and climbed into the milk bucket and shouted, "Report, I have a full bucket!" " "Everyone is happy for the big fellow. The referee looked at the back and said, "The champion should go to the young lady behind. "Everyone saw my little sister squeeze half a bucket and asked the referee why she won the championship. The referee said, "People are squeezing bulls! " "