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How to scold your sister without swearing

1. Can I post it like this? I'm afraid you'll stick to the pot when you cremate in the future.

Yes, not as solemn as you. I wear pajamas and you wear a shroud.

My sister's hair is short, and my sister is dead. 4. What qualifications do you have to talk to me about life? You are not necessarily life. Honey, I don't care so much. If a dung truck passes by your door, you have to scoop a spoonful of salt. 6. Not all people with ID cards have identities. 7. Ah, what's wrong with me? It's not like you. It's not a fight, it's not even.

My mother taught us to learn to respect others from an early age. I hope they also have a mother.

9. Dear, do you live in the art museum at home? There are so many murals.

10. No matter how high your sister's hairline is, it is not as high as the grass in your grave.

1 1. Your face is very small. How tight your five senses are. They look like QR codes. I really don't know what you are without sweeping them.

12. It's not as interesting as you. Your parents wouldn't make such a joke if they weren't particularly humorous.