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Who has the funniest joke?
I said, "I'm not handsome!"
The response was five burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "You are lying!"
The girl asked me again, "Are you handsome?"
I said, "I am handsome!"
The response was five burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "You are not modest at all!
The girl asked me three times, "Are you handsome?"
I said, "I ... I ... I don't know ..."
The response was five burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "You idiot!"
The girl asked me four times, "Are you handsome?"
I said, "It's up to you."
The response was five burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "You have no opinion!"
The girl asked me five times, "Are you handsome?"
I said, "Sometimes handsome, sometimes not handsome."
The response was five burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "pervert!" "
The girl asked me six times, "Are you handsome?"
I said, "I won't tell you if I kill you."
The response was five burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "The underground party is you!"
The girl asked me for the seventh time, "Are you handsome?"
I said, "You are handsome when you say handsome, and you are handsome when you say not handsome. . "
The response was five burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "*! You are a pig ... "
The girl asked me eight times, "Are you handsome?"
I said, "Do you want to hit my left face or my right face?"
The response was ten burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "I want to fight on both sides!" " "
The girl asked me nine times, "Are you handsome?"
I said, "Stop fighting, I can't stand it."
The response was ten burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "It can't stand the test at all."
The girl asked me ten times, "Are you handsome?"
I have nothing to say. /I am speechless.
The response was ten burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "If you are handsome, put it off."
The girl asked me eleven times, "Are you handsome?"
I said, "I am dead."
The response was ten burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "The world is clean."
The girl asked me twelve times, "Are you handsome?"
voicelessly ...
The response was ten burning fingerprints.
She said angrily, "You have to speak quickly!"
The girl asked me thirteen times, "Are you handsome?"
Me:' I am more handsome than a pig' [my heart is cold ...]
She said softly, "I love you."
The girl asked me for the twentieth time, "Are you handsome?"
I said, "It's really not handsome to fight again."
The response was five burning fingerprints.
She said happily, "Ah! Still so handsome! "
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