Witch joke

The young man wrote in a letter to his girlfriend: "I love you very much, and I am willing to go through fire and water for you." I will come if it doesn't rain on Saturday.

love letter

Guy wrote in a letter to his girlfriend: "I love your love so much that I am willing to give you hell." I'll come if it doesn't rain on Saturday.

It's late

In the subway, a man found a pickpocket reaching for his wallet and said humorously, "Dude, you are late!" " ! Although I got paid today, my wife started much faster than you! "

evening

In the subway, a man found a pickpocket reaching for his wallet and said humorously, "Dude, you are late!"! Although I got paid today, my wife is lying faster than you! "

three

Bobby Bibi bought a bat. Bob Bibby bought a racket.

Bobby Bibi bought a ball. Bob Bibby bought a ball.

Bob hits the ball with his racket.

Hit the wall with a bang and hit the ball against the wall.

But such a bold Bobby bangeit, it was bob who spent too much energy.

So that he burst his rubber ball, so that it exploded.

"shh!" Bobby shouted, "wave!" Bob cried.

Bad ball. Bad ball.

Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball Bad Bob, bad ball.

Now to drown a lot of his troubles, in order to solve his troubles.

Bobby Bibi is blowing bubbles. Bob Bobby used an explosive ball.

1. Can you can a can like a canner?

Can you can a can like a canner?

2. I hope to make what you wish, but if you wish what a witch wishes, I won't make what you wish.

I hope to dream of your dream, but if you dream of a witch, I don't want to dream of your dream.

I scream, you scream, and we all scream for ice cream!

I shouted, you shouted, and we all shouted for ice cream!

If a good cook can cook cookies, how many cookies can he cook?

A good cook can cook as many cookies as a good cook who can cook cookies.

If a good cook can cook cookies, how many cookies can he cook? A good cook can cook as many cookies as other good cooks.

The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into a deep ditch. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car into a deep ditch.

No matter whether the weather is good or bad.

Whether it is cold or hot.

Whether we like it or not, we have to stand the test of the weather.

Whether it's sunny or cloudy.

Whether it is cold or hot,

Whether we like it or not, we have to endure the wind, frost and rain.

7. Peter Piper picked a lot of pickled peppers.

Peter Piper picked a lot of pickled peppers.

If Peter Piper picks a lot of pickled peppers,

Where is the pickle picked by Peter Piper?

Peter Piper picked up a handful of pickles.

Peter Piper picked up a handful of pickles.

So where is the pickle that Peter sent for?

8. I thought about it. But what I think is not what I think I think.

I wouldn't think so much if I thought what I thought was what I thought.

I have an idea, but my idea is not what I once thought. If this idea was what I thought, I wouldn't think so much.

9. In the fog and cold,

Bare wrists and the biggest boast,

He struck the post with his fist,

Still insisted that he saw a ghost.

Fog, frost,

Wrist empty, words surging.

I saw him slam the post with his fist,

Just say you've seen a ghost.

10. Badmin can beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beats Badmin at badminton.

Badmin can beat Bill at billiards, but Bill often beats Badmin at badminton.

1 1. Betty beats a small piece of butter to make a better piece of butter.

Betty beat a small piece of butter to make a better creamy noodle.

12. When Rearden read the comments, Rita repeated what Rearden recited.

Rita repeated what Rearden recited when Rearden read the review.

13. Few free fruit flies fly out of the flame.

Few fruit flies fly over the flames.

14. Fifty-five flags fluttered freely on the floating frigate.

Fifty-five flags fluttered freely on the lightly floating warship.

15. There is no need to light a night light on a bright night like tonight.

Because a bright night light is like a faint light.

On a bright night like tonight, there is no need to light the night light, because the bright night light will also become weak.

17. A pleasant farmer kept a clever pheasant, and the pleasant farmer and the clever pheasant had a wonderful time together.

A pleasant farmer keeps a clever pheasant, and the pleasant farmer and the clever pheasant have a good time together.

18. If the paper cutter can cut paper, how many sheets can it cut?

If a paper cutter can cut paper, how many sheets of paper can a paper cutter cut?

19. Mr. Xi has a saw and Mr. Xi has a seesaw. Before Mr. Su saw Lucy, Mr. Lucy's saw cut Mr. Su's seesaw.

Mr Lucy has a saw and Mr Lisa has a swing. Before Mr. Sa saw Mr. Lucy, Mr. Lucy's saw cut Mr. Sa's swing.

20. If you like beautiful kites and clever stunts, buy a clever and beautiful stunt kite.

If you like kites and wonderful performances very much, buy a beautiful and clever kite.

2 1. Ted sent ten hens to Fred yesterday, so Fred's fresh bread is ready.

Ted sent ten hens to Fred yesterday, so Fred's fresh bread is ready.

22. A Finnish fisherman named Fisher didn't catch any fish on a Friday afternoon, and finally he found a big crack in his fishing net.

A Finnish fisherman named Fisher didn't catch any fish on a Friday afternoon. As a result, he found a big crack in his fishing net.

Frank's father is frying French fries for his five firemen friends, who have just finished a fire fighting in the factory.

After putting out the fire in a factory, Frank's father is frying French potatoes (French fries) for his five firemen friends.