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Digging sweet potato jokes

In one incident, an old man organized a group to drive away pumpkins. At that time, she was also a post-1995 girl who wanted to go back to her hometown to start a business, so she invested millions of pumpkins, but she was stolen by the old man. And at that time, those old people were extremely arrogant and transported back in sacks without scruple.

Not long after the pumpkin incident, another new incident happened. An old man stole sweet potatoes. This happened in Shijiazhuang, Hebei. A woman surnamed Song said that she planted 500 mu of red summer heat and was stolen by the old man. So when she had no choice, she dug up the sweet potato and sold it early. In fact, it is a little early to dig sweet potatoes at this time. The sweet potatoes dug out after the first frost are generally considered to be mature.

However, because there are so many people stealing sweet potatoes, she even has to call the police three or four times a day, and some villagers go to his field to steal sweet potatoes, and most of these people steal sweet potatoes are old people in their 60 s and 70 s, some even steal them on tricycles, and some dig with sacks and iron bars. For these elderly people who secretly dig sweet potatoes, their attitude is even very bad. In the long run, the 500 mu of land contracted by Ms. Song, excluding all expenses, is likely to make no money.

So why do people in their sixties and seventies often steal sweet potatoes and pumpkins in rural areas?

First of all, these old people only rely on their old age to sell their old age. As their old people, they do whatever they want, regardless of the moral bottom line, stealing the fruits of others' labor. This shit is really hard to maintain. What can they do? We are angry at what you old people have done. In fact, you usually want to take a few home to eat, I think everyone is willing. But it's a bit too much for you to organize a group to steal. Although you are old, you can't always be an old man regardless of the moral bottom line! As a person of your age, you should put morality first, so as to set a good example for your future generations.