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Our program Qu Yuan's Miscellaneous Talks,

B: Ah.

A: Rich in colors.

B: That's right.

Yes,

Hmm.

A: There are singers.

B: Yes.

A: Some exercises, some changes.

B: Yes, yes.

Do you know what I do?

I dare not say so.

A: Practice the family!

B: Train your family?

A: Wushu and boxing. I don't understand telling you this.

B: I don't understand!

A: You're not here.

B: there's nothing here. Isn't it just practicing boxing? What's wrong with that? Tai Ji Chuan, right?

A: Ah-ah.

B: Monkey Boxing,

A: Ah.

B: drunken boxing, southern boxing, long boxing, anyway? Isn't it a fight? What's the big deal?

A: Just a few?

B: Is it short?

A: Hum, do you know how many punches I know?

B: then I don't know.

I'm telling you,

B: Ah.

A: No fewer than one hundred kinds.

B: Ah! How many kinds can I practice?

A: It may be more than that.

B: Well, can you tell us some boxing techniques that you can practice?

A: Of course!

Tell me!

A: First of all,

Hmm.

A: Su Meng's Seven-body Boxing. Have you ever heard of it?

B: Su Meng's Seven Styles ... Well, I've heard of some.

A: Huh?

B: What other punches are there?

A: an inch into the kanto fist,

B: Oh.

A: Obliquely piercing Star Autumn Boxing, Positive Quarter Wind Boxing, Huaide Wrestling Boxing, Tan Fang Rolling Leaking Boxing, Yan Qing Wrestling Boxing, Li Kui jy Hard Stretching Boxing, Samsung Artillery Hammer Boxing (in fact, it was a mistake of "Huang San Artillery Hammer Boxing"), Tiger and Crane Double Row Boxing,

B: Oh! (Lengthens voice)

A: There are Dazun Boxing, Zufan Boxing, Taiyi Boxing, Taizu Boxing, Taizu Changquan, Wuzu Heyang Boxing and Taizu 72 Boxing.

B: What other punches are there?

A: There are fists.

Hmm.

A: Bifenquan, Sanfenquan, Four-way Hammer Boxing, Four-Yue Boxing, Five-Zhan Boxing, Five Tiger Climbing Boxing, Liuhe Eight Boxing, Seven Sacred Boxing, Seven Stars Visiting Friends Boxing, Eight Immortals Boxing, Eight Extremes Boxing, Jiulong Boxing, Shiliwai Boxing, Twelve Hooks Boxing, Thirteen Taibao Boxing, Thirteen Grab Shaolin Boxing, Eighteen Inside Flip Boxing and Twenty-four Ma Moquan.

B: What a hard punch!

A: And Flying Tiger Boxing.

B: Mm-hmm.

A: Hufu Boxing, Qinglong Boxing, Xiaolong Boxing, Mantis Boxing, Baihe Boxing, Big Black Boxing and Python Boxing, including Rat Boxing, Cattle Boxing, Tiger Boxing, Rabbit Boxing, Dragon Boxing, Snake Boxing, Horse Boxing, Sheep Boxing, Monkey Boxing, Chicken Boxing, Dog Boxing, Leopard Boxing, Lion Boxing, Bear Boxing, Phoenix Boxing and Harrier Boxing.

B: What other punches are there?

A: There is a big red fist.

B: Oh!

A: Xiaohong Boxing, Dacheng Boxing, esoteric Boxing, Neijia Boxing, Waijia Boxing, Yinjia Boxing, Yangjia Boxing, Huojia Boxing, Zhao Jia Boxing, Cai Jia Boxing, Mojia Boxing, Chaoyang Boxing, Fencing Boxing, Mountain Backing Boxing, Gong Li Boxing, Table Tennis Boxing (maybe wrong), Benmo Boxing, Zimu Boxing and Baimei Boxing.

B: Oh.

A: prince fencing,

B: Ah.

Answer: There are empty-handed, hard-handed, unarmed, form-minded, determined and wishful boxing.

Is it over?

A: Fist and hook,

B: Anything else?

A: Punching and kicking,

Oh!

A: There are Spring Boxing, Fast Boxing, Rally Boxing, Life-saving Boxing, Long Boxing, Short Boxing, Horizontal Boxing, Broken Boxing, Southern Boxing, Muay Thai, Back Boxing, Stabbing Boxing, Fancy Boxing, Fist-hanging Boxing, Natural Boxing, Yin-Yang Taiji Chuan, Wudang Taiyi five elements boxing!

B: Good! !

Do you know that?/You know what?

B: What's this?

A: I practice best.

The best?

The best,

B: What punch?

That's Huo Yuanjia's Lost Fist.

B: Fanwei Boxing?

A: Do you know the characteristics of Fan Wei Boxing?

B: What?

Answer: Jump, jump, jump, run, shrink, small, soft and clever.

B: Ten words!

A: Combining rigidity with softness means fast and powerful.

B: That's right!

Our family and theirs love each other very much.

B: Really?

Yes, I do. Sent it to me.

Oh, my God! Great!

Hmm.

B: Since you can practice, this (zen4) doesn't matter.

A: Ah.

B: Here today, let's welcome him to give us the training of "Fan Trace Boxing".

Where can I practice?

How about practicing here?

A: Internship here?

B: Ah, how about practicing?

A: You call this a bad door.

B: Is there anything wrong?

A: Bad door.

Not that interesting.

I tripped on purpose.

B: Who is it?

What is this place?

Quyuan Zatana

But do you know everyone here?

B: well, I don't know much about it.

A: There is a hidden dragon crouching tiger here, but he is a master!

B: Really?

Do you know who is the knight of Kunlun Mountain here?

Ah, hello!

Which one is the Lohan of Emei Mountain? Which is the ancient road of Wudang Mountain? Who is the monk in Shaolin Temple (nei3)?

B: Hehehe ... Don't worry, nobody, huh?

A: Maybe there are martial arts experts here.

Well, it can't be stopped.

A: a martial arts boxer,

B: That's right!

A: martial arts novice,

B: Yes!

A: gymnastics coach,

B: Ah!

Wushu champions, international referees and Olympic presidents are all here. Dare I practice?

B: (Laughter) Hey, I said you were worrying too much. Even if he comes, he can't all come.

A: No, no (embarrassed expression)

B: Besides, we just practice and have fun. Who can laugh at you?

No, I haven't practiced for over a week. I'm afraid I can't.

B: What time has it been? You haven't practiced for a week?

A: Ah.

B: I said you were looking for words.

A: No, not talking.

B: Why do you think there are so few people here?

A: No, no, it doesn't mean that.

B: Huh? put on/assume airs

A: No, there is no shelf.

B: Huh?

A: There is no shelf.

Ladies and gentlemen, this (zen4) is very popular. It doesn't make sense if you don't practice.

A: Huh? There is a pinch here. I don't know what it should be.

B: it's a little unreasonable not to practice.

Really? Really want to practice?

B: Practice!

A: It's over! Practice!

B: Practice!

A: If you practice, you have to be like a yogi.

B: Of course!

This dress is in the way.

B: Huh? Then what should I do?

A: Roll it up a little (roll the hem of the robe to the waist to tie a knot, and roll up your sleeves to show your arms)

B: Tuck it in a little. Yes, look, this little skirt is very short. I've heard of "Fan Trace Boxing" but I've never seen it. Today, let's open our eyes and look at this "lost fist".

A: Then you're welcome!

Hey, you're welcome.

I made a fool of myself on the spot.

Hmm.

A: You've patronized me! Love! (Report boxing and salute the audience)

B: ok, hey hey, no, you, what do you mean?

A: The rules of Wulin,

B: Oh, oh.

A: It's not strange to surrender your fist. It's just polite (hitting the palm of your left hand with your right back).

B: There are quite a few manners.

A: Everyone here,

B: Ah.

Wen, you are really an old gentleman.

B: Hmm.

A: Wu, you are an old master.

B: That's right!

A: on and off the court,

B: Ah!

A: One stop, one stand,

B: Yes!

Old four and young, big brothers.

Asphyxiation ... huh? how ...

A: I'm here to make a fool of myself today. Please give me your advice.

What is that smell?

A: I'm an apprentice.

Hmm.

I am a beginner. I have practiced swords, spears, halberds, axes, forks, whips, hammers, clubs and shooting stars. I have practiced hooks, tips, blades, thorns, Emei needles and chains.

B: Hey!

A: I played boxing (swinging)

B: That's right!

I kicked my leg. When I kick my foot high, it seems to be an action in Beijing opera. It's based on teacher Ma's video. I learned it in a formal class. )

B: (Becoming timid) All right!

A: I don't have a deep foundation.

B: Yes!

A: If you don't learn enough,

B: That's right!

Today, I practiced a set of maze boxing.

B: practice one set!

I'm going to practice,

B: How about that?

I'm blind,

B: Yes!

A: You see, I've sold all my strength and my neck is sweaty.

B: How about that?

You clap after me.

B: Good!

A: The waist has changed a lot.

B: How about that?

A: You help me manage my money.

B: OK!

A: It doesn't matter if you don't have change.

B: What shall we do?

A: stand up and cheer,

B: Good!

Do me a favor,

B: (I see) Choke? Hey?

A: Practice once!

No, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Do you still need money?

Well, it's free.

Well, you can't ask for money.

A: Put your heart in your stomach (touch B's stomach).

Ah-ah.

A: No money.

B: No money!

A: after practice,

B: Ah.

A: I have a treasure.

B: What is it?

A: It's called "Tiger Bone (the word" bone "is lengthened) Zhuifeng Ointment".

Oh! (Very helpless handshake)

A: My plaster, whether it's backache, leg pain, waist flash or poor breathing, you put on my plaster. (b Come and stop a) I'll protect you from landing. ...

No, no, no, stop ... Why did you go to the plaster seller again?

Yes, where is the line? (It's also pinched here. ) Look at this (action)

Oh, pull a cloud hand, wings Qi Fei! Oh! Good, beautiful! (A hung around and almost didn't fall, so B hurried to help) Hehe!

A: Impossible!

B: I said

A: No more practice!

B: I said

A: No more practice! I remember the last time I watched students from the Northern Music School perform this passage. It seems that B asked A why he didn't practice. Answer and answer)

B: Aren't we practicing boxing here?

A: Yes, let's look at the situation and practice boxing.

B: practice boxing.

What does it all depend on?

B: It's all about posture!

A: Hey! Let's put a framework to test you first,

Oh, test me?

Can you give me a name?

Let's see!

See what this is called? (Squatting stance)

B: "Squat riding", right?

Oh, I was blindfolded.

What do you mean by Mona?

A: Hmm (posing as a golden rooster)

One leg,

A: Ah.

B: Golden Rooster Independence!

A: Wow!

B: How about it!

Answer: this (one leg is independent, the other leg is raised, the upper body leans forward almost parallel to the ground, and the arms extend horizontally to both sides).

B: "Explore the sea with the hag"!

Answer: This (squatting on two legs, arms reaching up to the sides of the head, the whole body looks like an X)

B: "Fire to the sky"!

A: Wait until you are sure.

B: Huh? I don't know. Who are you?

The (adjacent) antenna of a TV set.

Oh, go ahead!

Appendix: About Boxing

A: Seven-body boxing, inch-long Kanto boxing, oblique star boxing, Zhengsi Dust Boxing, Huaide's wrestling boxing, Rolling Leaking Boxing, Yanqing's wrestling boxing, jy's hard extension boxing, Gun Hammer Boxing, Tiger Crane's double-line boxing, including Dazun Boxing, Tantric Boxing, Taiyi Boxing, Taizu Boxing, Taizu Changyuan Boxing, Wuzu Heyang Boxing, Taizu Seventy-two Boxing and so on.

B: What a hard punch!

A: There are Flying Tiger Boxing, Khufu Boxing, Qinglong Boxing, Xiaolong Boxing, Mantis Boxing, White Crane Boxing, Big Black Boxing, Python Boxing, as well as Rat Boxing, Bull Boxing, Tiger Boxing, Rabbit Boxing, Dragon Boxing, Snake Boxing, Horse Boxing, Sheep Boxing, Monkey Boxing, Chicken Boxing, Dog Boxing, Leopard Boxing, Lion Boxing, Bear Boxing, Phoenix Boxing, etc.

B: What other punches are there?

A: There are Dahong Boxing, Xiaohong Boxing, Dacheng Boxing, Secret Boxing, Neijia Boxing, Waijia Boxing, Yinjia Boxing, Yangjia Boxing, Huojia Boxing, Zhao Jia Boxing, Cai Jia Boxing, Mojia Boxing, Chaoyang Boxing, Sword Boxing, Mountain Boxing, Back Boxing, Skill Boxing, King Kong Boxing, Enchanting Boxing, Mother Boxing, Bride Boxing and Tuo Boxing.

B: It's over!

A: Fist and hang!

B: And.

Answer: Don't jump boxing, including bouncing boxing, fast boxing, extending boxing, saving boxing, long boxing, short boxing, horizontal boxing, broken boxing, southern boxing, Thai boxing, soft boxing, plunge boxing, flower boxing, continuous boxing, fork boxing, split hanging boxing, natural boxing, Yin and Yang Taiji Chuan and Wudang Taiyi five elements boxing.

B: Good!

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