There are about three jokes about homophonic riddles and two-part allegorical sayings! ~

Song Jiang's strategist is useless (useless)

Bag in the air-pretending to be crazy

Song Jiang's strategist-Wu Yong

The husband slapped a face-the sad wife was cold.

The wife died, and the uncle didn't help.

My nephew plays lanterns as usual (according to my uncle)

Buyers of straw hats should pay attention to throwing poles (leaving ropes).

Mystery: chariots and horses attack, and soldiers will block. Mystery: Stay where you are.

Mystery: the sword has been drawn and the bow has been wound. Mystery: The full moon has passed.

Mystery: A thousand pear flowers, no flower trees and no buds, shining silver, cutting steel and sewing iron show great power. Mystery: welding.

One day, my father said to Xiaoming, "There will be an exam in a few days. I will test you first and make sentences with' admiration'. "

Xiao Ming replied, "I don't know what admiration means."

Dad asked, "Then make a sentence with' far'?"

Xiao Ming replied, "I don't know what' far' means."

Dad was a little angry and asked, "So it's time to make a sentence with' care'?"

Xiao Ming replied, "I don't know what' care' means."

This time, my father was angry: "What's the matter, you can't make a sentence after I said so many words!" " "

Xiao Ming was unconvinced and said, "Who said I wouldn't? Are all the sentences I didn't make just now? "

Dad: ...

A man sells popsicles at the market for the first time. He is embarrassed to sell them. A man next to him was shouting "selling popsicles", so he had to shout "me too."

China, Americans and Jews were drinking together, and three flies flew into their drinks. Americans drank an important drink, but China ignored it and drank it. The Jews grabbed the fly and shouted, spit it out! Spit out your drink!