Collect jokes that play tricks on people

Riddle set. Super classic (with detective questions)

1. Add two XX(XX is the name you want to cheat) to get a famous singer in Taiwan Province Province. Guess which singer. Answer: Wu Bai-because it is the sum of two 250.

There are two tears on the pig's ass, and there is a song called-your tearful face.

3. A rooster and a chicken, type three words.

A hen and a chicken.

A rooster and a hen type seven words.

The answer is two chickens.

Answer: Still two chickens.

Answer: Fool, or two chickens.

Xiao Wang catches mice with mousetraps at home. The next morning, he found a live mouse caught in the cage, but there were two dead mice outside the cage. Why?

Answer: I laughed to death when I saw my companion stupid enough to be caught.

There is a young man who wants to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side of the river. Why do you think it is?

Answer: two and a half hours is an hour!

On a gloomy night, a white girl with long hair and pale face stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why?

Answer: Because through the window.

On a windy night, the power went out. Xiaoxiao forgot to blow out the candles when she slept. When she woke up the next day, there was a long candle to burn. What happened?

Answer: Because it was blown out by the wind.

7. Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Make a song title) "At least you"!

8. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

9. It's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

10. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

1 1. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read it out loud: In bed, I can only win the prize by holding plum blossoms, inviting Wen to sleep and knowing the spring scenery in bed.

12. There is a tree in the yard. This tree is bigger than the yard. There is a bird's nest in the tree. There is a bird in the nest. This bird is bigger than the nest and will lay an egg. Then answer me.

What kind of egg is this?