Ten short English jokes [short and philosophical English jokes]

Joke is a style used to make people laugh and be happy. Jokes can not only make students smile from time to time in daily life and study, but also learn a lot of English knowledge from them. I have arranged short and philosophical English jokes, welcome to read!

A Short and Philosophical English Joke —— Coffee Problem

A man is in the doctor's office. "Doctor, every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts. What should I do? " He asked.

"Take the spoon out of your cup." The doctor replied.

Coffee problem

A man came to the doctor's office. ? Doctor, every time I drink coffee, my right eye stings. What do you suggest I do? He asked.

Take the spoon out of the coffee cup. ? The doctor replied.

A short and philosophical English joke II. A man handed a pair of trousers to the clerk in a department store. "Please alter them," he said. The clerk asked him for the sales receipt, but after searching his pocket, the man replied that he had lost the receipt. The clerk told him that it was the store's policy to modify it for free without a receipt.

"Well, then," said the man, "I want to return these pants. The clerk handled the return and gave him cash equivalent to the price of trousers.

The man pushed the money back across the counter. "Now I want to buy these pants," he said. The clerk recorded the sales situation, put the trousers in a bag and handed him the receipt.

He proudly put his trousers and receipt on the counter. "I want to have these altered."

cheat

A man handed a pair of slacks to a department store clerk. ? I want to change it. ? He said. The clerk asked him for a sales receipt. The man rummaged through his pockets and finally had to say that he had lost the receipt. The clerk told him that you can't change it without a receipt, which is the rule of the store.

Okay, then. The man said,? I want to return these pants. ? The clerk went through the return formalities and gave him cash equivalent to the price of trousers.

The man pushed the money back from the counter. ? Now I want these pants. He said. The clerk used the cash register to collect the money, put the trousers in a bag and gave them to him together with the receipt.

The man finally put his trousers and receipt on the counter as a winner and said, I want to exchange these trousers. ?

Short and Philosophical English Jokes Part III Big Baby

"You have to take care of the children today," a lady told her husband. "I don't feel well."

"Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear." Her husband said. "I am happy to look after our children."

"Thank you. I will spend a quiet day and get better soon. " His wife told him.

"Shall I help you with your shopping?" Asked her husband.

She was very happy and said, "This is very helpful to me. I will give you a shopping list. "

She wrote down the list and gave it to him.

"You can buy all these things in the supermarket," she said.

"You can put the baby in the shopping cart, so you don't have to leave him outside."

The man took the baby to the supermarket and put him in the shopping cart. Then, he pushed the shopping cart along the rows of things to buy, looking for the things on the list.

Everything was fine at first, but then the baby began to cry.

Then he started screaming.

Scream!

Scream!

"Stay calm, George," said the man. "Don't get excited. Stop yelling, George. George, don't lose your temper.

A woman in the supermarket heard him say these words. She walked up to him.

"I think you are great," she said. "You are so patient with your little George."

"Madam," said the man, "I'm George. He is Edward.

honey

You must look after the children today. The woman said to her husband, I don't feel well ?

"Honey, why don't you stay in bed and rest?" The husband said. I am happy to take care of our children. ?

Thank you. I will be quiet today, and I will be all right soon. ?

Can I go shopping for you?

She said happily: This helps me a lot. I will make a shopping list for you. ?

She made a list and handed it to him.

You can buy these things in the supermarket. She said.

Put the children in the shopping cart, so you don't have to leave them outside. ?

The man took the child to the supermarket and put him in the cart. Then push the car along the shelf, looking for the things listed on the list.

Everything went well at first, but then the child began to cry.

Then the child started screaming.

Scream.

Scream again.

Stay calm, George. The man said,? Relax. Stop yelling, George. Don't lose your temper, George. ?

A woman heard him say these words in the supermarket. She walked up to him.

I think you are really nice. She said,? You are so patient with your little George. ?

Lady. The man said,? I'm George and he's Edward. ?