A little joke played by the children

Children like love very much, but they can always play all kinds of jokes. The following are the children's jokes I arranged for you. I hope you like them.

On the bus, a father was holding his little daughter.

The youngest daughter and father wiped their noses and sang sweetly: Dad, dad, where are we going? . . ?

Dad patted her with a smile and little ass said? Go to the hospital for an injection, of course! ?

Then until they got off the bus, the car echoed with the cry of the little girl.

2. In the evening, the wife asked her son: Have you finished your homework?

The son gave her a white look, threw the schoolbag in the past and said discontentedly, check it yourself. Why don't you trust people?

The wife is busy with a smiling face and says:? Go to bed after eating! ?

Later, I carefully checked my son's homework: he didn't do it at all!

After lunch, my son is still playing wildly. He told him to take a nap several times, but he just wouldn't listen.

So I went back to the house and lay on the bed, calling him: Baby, daddy is going to sleep, can you coax daddy, otherwise daddy can't sleep!

The son sighed and put the toy on the ground. He said in a tone of hating iron for not turning into steel: You said that you are all adults, and people are worried. If I marry a daughter-in-law, who will put you to sleep? !

4, quarreling with his wife, at a disadvantage. . .

So I wanted my 4-year-old son to coax his mother, and as a result, this little guy came straight to the sentence? You dare not go, but let me go! What if she hits me! ?

Me. . .

5. Mom: Will Mom buy you a fried chicken leg to eat?

Son: No.

Mom: Look, there are many classmates and parents who are going to buy them.

Son: Mom, people buy it for their children. If you buy it, we must eat it together. I must bear the responsibility of making you fat. I won't do it.

6. On the road that day, I bickered with a child. I said, I have a coat! ?

The child said that I also have a beautiful coat.

I said I have a backpack!

The child said I have a schoolbag, too!

He said I had leather shoes.

The child thought about it, took off his pants and said that I had a diaper. Do you?

7. Dad asked his daughter: If your mother and I are separated, who will you follow?

My daughter blinked and said, I'm not following anyone.

Dad was surprised: Why?

Daughter: Because you all have to follow me. . .

My 8 or 6-year-old daughter did her homework, but she couldn't answer several questions in a row. Suddenly, she dropped her pen with a bang and her fingers turned red on the test paper. She roared: What a shame!

My 9-year-old and 8-year-old daughters massaged my shoulders for a while, and then I promised her that I could play computer games for a while.

Xiong Haizi sighed and said, "What the ancients said is true. No pains, no gains! " !

10, my daughter is very naughty and cute. Once I thought she was too thin, so I said, If you do that again, I'll eat you! Where to start eating?

Daughter seconds back:? Start with my poop. ?

1 1. In the evening, my 7-year-old daughter and I chatted while watching TV.

My daughter asked me:? Mom, is dad your boyfriend?

I told my daughter that I used to be, but now I'm not.

She asked again why?

Me:? Your father was my classmate, then my friend, then my boyfriend, then he became my mother's husband, and now he is my daughter's father. ?

After listening, my daughter suddenly opened her mouth wide, and after a while she exclaimed: Gee, your relationship is really complicated! ?

12, I bought a hamburger in the street, and my husband and daughter will eat it when I get home.

The second-rate husband said: you are still young, there are many delicious foods, and it is not too late to eat again!

Who knows, my daughter came and said, You are so old, you haven't eaten anything delicious, and you have the face to take it from me!

13, I heard two children talking on the bus. One child said: Every family has a hard experience! ?

The other one took the message: Your house is just a difficult book to read, and I am a TM sutra depository. ?

Suddenly I sighed: No matter how sad your family life is, your understanding is really high, my child!

14, Dad: You should set a good example for your sister.

Son: But she won't listen to me.

Dad: That means you are an incompetent person.

Son: Then she won't listen to you either!

15, son:? Mom, why did you mix water into the meat? .

Me:? The dumpling stuffing mixed like this is soft and delicious! ?

After a while, my son said that he seemed to have discovered a new continent. No wonder some people sell water-injected meat, but they all sell it to others to pack jiaozi! ?

Me. . .

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