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How to chase a girlfriend

Teach you the most effective way to chase girls? "Thirty-six Invincible Strategies to Chase Girls" How to chase the girl you like and how to impress her? Please let me compile for you the "Thirty-Six Invincible Strategies for Pursuing Women". If you master it skillfully and apply it flexibly, you will definitely welcome the beauty back. The first plan: No matter what delicious food you eat, let her take the first bite. The second plan: Always stand on her left side and hold her hand. Even when eating, you will sit on her left side and hold her hand with your left hand. The third plan: She is not in good health. Accompany her to exercise and swim. The fourth plan: No matter how busy you are, you will be the first to call her when you are done. The fifth plan: She is tired when climbing the mountain. , you have to carry her on your back, even if you are sweating profusely, you are not tired. The sixth plan: She is allergic to ultraviolet rays, hold an umbrella for her in the summer. The seventh plan: She does not know how to use a knife, cut the pizza first when eating it. Cut it into small pieces and then feed it to her. The eighth plan: eat the leftovers of her meal. The ninth plan: carefully pick out the thorns from the fish on a rainy and snowy night and feed it to her for dinner. The tenth plan: Plan: Put the tissue she used to wipe her nose directly into your pocket. When you see the peel box, take it out and throw it away. Plan 11: When watching a movie, let her lean on your right shoulder comfortably. Holding your right arm. The twelfth plan: Be mindful of her when she goes out with her good friends, keep your phone on until very late, and wait until she calls home before going to bed. The thirteenth plan: Know all her hobbies and try to adapt to her tastes. Strategy Four: Go on a business trip and bring her a gift if you have time. Strategy Fifteen: Whenever you call her cell phone, tell her where you are and what you are doing. Strategy Sixteen: All your passwords Let her know, and never change it. Strategy 17: Try to spend time with her, even if it is a short time, I will come to see her. Strategy 18: Call her before going to bed at night, and she will chat with me until very late. Plan 19: Keep everything she gives you carefully. Plan 20: Reject the advances of other girls for her. Plan 21: When you see her face is not good, you will accompany her to have a beauty treatment. Keep waiting at the door of the beauty salon. Strategy 22: When she encounters trouble, you will find a solution for her and comfort her. Strategy 23: When you want to go home after a date, keep looking at her on the bus. Strategy 24: Knowing that her eyes hurt from looking at the computer, buy eye drops for her. Strategy 25: Trim her nails, and cover her stomach with your hands when her stomach hurts. It hurts. The twenty-sixth strategy: I will put on socks and shoes for her. When I see her shoelaces are loose when walking on the road, I will bend down and tie them for her. The twenty-seventh strategy: Never let her lift heavy things. The second strategy Strategy 18: Pray for her when you go to the temple to offer incense. Strategy 29: Find stories and jokes she likes on the Internet, then write them down and tell them to her when you meet. Strategy 30: Give up yourself to be with her. She almost no longer plays games. Strategy 31: She will be uneasy and jealous when she knows someone is chasing her. Strategy 32: Treat her friends sincerely and try to help them when they are in trouble. Strategy 33 : Keep your photo together and tell everyone around you that you are a couple. Strategy 34: You will be anxious when you see her crying, and you will be happy when you see her happy. Strategy 35: You will shed tears for her, worry and insomnia. Sixteen Strategies: Love her sincerely and tell her you will marry "her" (Sincerely D~)

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