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The rollover incident in Jin Dong tells us: When there is no ink in your stomach, don't pretend to be a literate person.
In the afternoon, Jin Dong responded online with Su Shi's masterpiece "Man Fang Ting": "Make me fat and make me thin", which probably means: I want to be fat and I want to be thin, which has nothing to do with you.
I like to write traditional Chinese characters, send some ancient poems to social platforms from time to time, and always respond in classical Chinese when encountering controversial news. This is Jin Dong's consistent style in recent years.
But Jin Dong didn't expect that he wanted to show off his poetry reserves, but he was overturned after the result was issued.
After seeing his reply, many netizens kept criticizing: "In fact, there is no culture, and I always like to pretend." "Can I say he pretends? How many jokes have been made by dancing and writing ink? " "Forget it, I made a fool of myself last time. I haven't remembered it for a long time." .
In fact, this is not the first time that Jin Dong has been turned over for dancing.
On June 20 18, 10, I happened to meet the "first frost" of the lunar calendar. Jin Dong also made good use of this opportunity to show his cultural level, so he sent out the words "withered grass and frost, cold window and new shadow". Unexpectedly, there was a big joke.
This ancient poem comes from Lu You's Frost Moon. The poem in the original work is "the withered grass is frosty and gray, and the cold window has a new moon shadow." By contrast, Jin Dong in the last sentence wrote "New Moon Shadow" as "New Moon Shadow". Later, I found a poem about First Frost on the Internet. It turns out that Jin Dong copied the wrong version shared by netizens. He probably sent it online and didn't verify it.
Another cultural dialogue with Li Jian at the National People's Congress was the worst "rollover" scene in Jindong.
At the beginning of the event, Jindong held a wave of business exchanges to warm up the venue. He praised Li Jian and said, "I like the truth of Li Jian, at least more than the brothers and sisters in Chinese opera." It is estimated that anyone with a little common sense can hear this sentence. Jin Dong's expression of Li Jian is true, but his younger brother and sister are not true enough in China's operas.
Li Jian heard something was wrong at that time and quickly said, "Hey, this can't offend people." As a result, Jin Dong thought he was humorous: "No, no, no, this is a fact." It is estimated that his brothers and sisters will be very sad to hear these words. In order to show respect forcibly, Jin Dong began to tease the NPC deputy.
Then, in order to save the scene, Li Jian said that China's operas are the same as the students of the National People's Congress. Everyone likes to wear glasses. They are real people. As a result, Jin Dong didn't understand what it meant at all and said, "In fact, the Theatre Academy is definitely better than people." He also used "Look at my agent, who graduated from the National People's Congress and finally became my agent." To prove it.
Jin Dong's sentence "Everyone who graduated from the National People's Congress finally became my agent" is a joke, but it vaguely reveals a sense of superiority, and I'm afraid all NPC students are uncomfortable. Boy, he wanted to make a joke, but his cultural level was not in place, and he offended all the students in Chinese opera and the National People's Congress at once.
Of course, the famous scenes of this dialogue are not limited to these. The whole conversation was almost all about Jin Dong frantically overturning and smashing a venue, while Li Jianze was frantically rescuing the scene. After this activity, I'm afraid Li Jian never wants to be on the same stage with Jin Dong again. It's really torture.
Jin Dong is still so keen to show his cultural level for some reason. His repeated rollover incidents undoubtedly tell us all the time: don't pretend to be a literate person when there is no ink in your stomach.
The reason why Jin Dong has no clear understanding of himself is, in the final analysis, because he has read too few books.
This is a very interesting law. The less books a person reads, the shallower his heart, and the more he likes dancing and writing. On the contrary, the more knowledge they have, the more modest and low-key they are, because they often know that there is no end to learning, and what they have mastered is only the fur in the vast ocean.
Jin Dong once mentioned in an interview that he always likes to read some strange books, and he is complacent about it, promoting books that can't be seen anywhere else. His behavior is quite like those nouveau riche who make some money and show off everywhere. They don't know how to keep a low profile and are too superficial.
As for acting skills, Jin Dong has always had a good reputation and culture, so he should improve his level and read more books.
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