Ultra-short humorous jokes

1. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Say, who are you?"

Where does it come from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! ! ! "college students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electrocuted. ...

2。 Wang, the host of Happy Dictionary, interviewed a program audience and asked, "What do you admire most?"

Which hostess? "The audience said," It's you. " Ask Wang, "Why do you say that?" The audience said, "Because.

You look a bit like Yang Lan! "

There is a fat man.

Jump off the top of the twentieth floor. ...

It turned out to be .....

Fat man! !

There's a hide-and-seek club, and the head hasn't been found yet ...

A cat found a mouse.

So he jumped on the mouse like a hungry tiger to eat it.

But then the cat was eaten by this mouse … ..

Why?

because

Tigers and mice are stupid and can't tell them apart.

6 Tang Priest: You should find a shortcut to learn from the scriptures this time!

Wukong: Flying is faster than riding! !

Bajie: Shenzhou VI is faster! ! !

Friar Sand pulled out his gun and said, I heard this thing will be sent to the west soon. ...

I stood up and offered my seat to a pregnant woman. She looked at me doubtfully, suddenly understood, in distress situation:

Classmate, I am fat!

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

9 The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: Yes! Compere: Give an example! The eagle was in tears: What about that?

Now, I fell asleep, the cat climbed the tree … and then the owl …