Guangxiaofu replied in classical Chinese.

1. Someone knocked on the table to propose a toast. Before inviting guests, a man said to his servant privately, "Don't pour wine casually. Just listen to me knock on the table and you will propose a toast. "

This is what a guest heard. During the dinner, the guest deliberately asked, "How old is your mother?" The host replied: "73 years old."

The guest knocked on the table and said, "Rare!" When the servant heard the table ring, he immediately toasted the guests. After a while, the guest asked again, "How old is Zunweng?" The host replied: "84 years old."

The guest knocked on the table again and said, "It's even harder!" The servant came to propose a toast again. After the host found out that he was cheated, he said loudly to the guest: "Never mind whether he is 73 or 84, you have had enough!" The argument between the mouth and the foot said to the mouth, "There is no one in the world who is more greedy than you. I worked hard to run around, and you ate everything I earned. "

The mouth replied: "Don't argue, I won't eat, and you don't run, okay?" Tai Wei of the Animal Road Party is an idiot. Once, someone wrote to say, "Occasionally, he went to borrow Junzu and his party."

Qiu said in surprise, "I only have two legs. If I lend them to him, how can I walk? " The subordinate told him, "The letter said that I borrowed a horse from you. Junzu is just a title of respect. "

Qiu smiled and said, "The world is different now. It turns out that this beast also has a road number. " Just talking about the selection of generals in Beijing, people get together and talk about it.

A Shandong man said, "These warriors are not big. There is a giant in my hometown who can put his head on the beam and stand on the ground. " A Shanxi man said, "There is a giant in my hometown who can sit on the ground and support the roof beam."

A Shaanxi native said: "These are not surprising. There is a giant in my hometown. When he opens his mouth, his upper lip can touch the roof beam and his lower lip can rest on the ground. " Someone next to him retorted, "According to you, where does this giant stand?" Shaanxi people replied: "I don't care so much, just focus on' talking' (talking big) first!" Stubborn shift change, unwilling to let people stand in the same family.

One day, the father gave a banquet to entertain guests and asked his son to go to the city to buy meat. When my son came back from buying meat and was about to leave the city gate, he met a man coming head on.

Neither of them would give in, so they stood face to face for a long time, nose to nose. Father was very anxious. He came out to look for his son. Seeing this posture, he said to his son, "Take the meat home to accompany the guests for the time being, and let me fight him here."

There is a policeman walking very fast. His boss sent an urgent document, fearing that he would slow down and get a horse. The officers followed the horse on the road.

Someone asked him, "Why don't you ride a horse in such an emergency?" Answer: "How much faster is running on six feet than running on four feet?" ! "Beauty is hard to learn. A man said to his son, "You should learn from the teacher's actions in your words and deeds." The son promised to follow the instructions.

One day, my son accompanied his teacher to dinner. How the teacher eats, he eats; How the teacher drinks, he drinks; The teacher turned around and he turned around.

The teacher watched the students imitate, but she secretly laughed, laughed and sneezed. Students also want to sneeze, but they can't.

No way, he bowed deeply to the teacher and said guiltily, "The beauty of a teacher is really hard to learn!" " "Go straight ahead and take a criminal to the place where he served his sentence. The supervisor tried to blackmail him and deliberately let him go ahead. The criminal walked ahead according to the order, and the officer scolded, "If I go this way, I will become your attendant. "

He also told the criminal to follow him for protection, and the criminal obeyed the order. The officer also scolded, "I'll clear the way for you." The criminal was at a loss and had to kneel down and ask, "How can I get there?" The officer said, "It's up to you to send me some money every month!" " Qiu Chan was hired to own a rich man who was stingy with his servants and never let them eat or wear warm clothes.

One day, he was drinking and reciting poems in the garden and got to know singing in the trees. The servant deliberately asked, "Sir, what's that in the tree?" The host replied impatiently, "I don't understand this either? Qiu Chan! " Q: "What does Qiu Chan eat?" A: "Eat the wind and drink the dew."

Ask again: "Does Qiu Chan need to wear clothes?" A: "No need!" The servant said, "Well, it's cheaper to let Qiu Chan wait on the host than to hire us!" " A rich man was ill for a long time, but he refused to seek medical advice because he regarded money as his life and he was dying. On his deathbed, he said to his wife, "I have been trying to save money all my life, and I have managed to save it."

After I die, I can sell my skin to a shoemaker, meat to a butcher and ashes to a paint shop. You should remember. "Say that finish, I close my eyes, I'm dead. Suddenly, he opened his eyes slightly, exhausted his last strength and said intermittently, "Now, people can't believe it now. Don't pay on credit, you must pay in cash! "I'm afraid there is a eunuch named Wang Gonggong in the Ming Dynasty, who is very powerful.

People below the emperor are afraid of him. One day, the emperor went to the theatre.

After the play, the actor dressed as a drunk, swinging in the street and cursing some senior officials in court. Others warned him: "Don't mess around, the prince is here and the cabinet is old."

The actor ignored the reason and cursed as usual. Someone shouted, "Eunuch Wang is coming!" This shout was really clever. The actor immediately knelt on the ground in fear and muttered to himself, "I only know that there is a father-in-law Wang in this world, and I am not afraid of anything else."

Shopkeepers of short fish in the well entertain guests. They always cook fish every time they eat, but they only see the head and tail, and there are few meat pieces in the middle. The guest asked, "shopkeeper, where did all your fish come from?" The master replied, "They are all raised in ponds."

The guest said, "I'm afraid it's raised in a well, otherwise why does this fish grow so short?" There is a mediocre scholar by the sea who doesn't know book etiquette. He complained about things at home and pretended to be a Confucian disciple when he met the county magistrate. Seeing his poor manners, the county magistrate reprimanded him and said, "Since you are a Confucian disciple, why don't you know manners?" The man said, "I grew up by the sea. How can I not even know "carp"? Carp has the Big Dipper, and people who believe in Taoism don't eat it. "

The magistrate said, "I'm talking about the gift in the book. Who asked you about carp! " "Angrily want to beat the scholar. The scholar recognized "book" as "beard" and quickly argued, "Your Excellency made a mistake. What is needed is catfish, not carp! "Poet laughed at a pedant leader's child, and his master treated him badly.

He wrote a poem and sneered, "It's my fault to be here this year. You have to find a big tree to hang yourself. The host family is as poor as lice, and the students are too lazy to be like snakes. Three meals of porridge are called rice.

2. Classical Chinese translation of Feng Menglong's Xiao Guangfu and Xiao Guangfu's Excerpts;

"Or his son's life says,' Your words and deeds should be done by the primary school teacher. "Son brought life, serve food in the teacher. Teachers eat and drink; I can't be strong as a teacher, so I bowed my head and thanked him:' It's actually very difficult to learn such wonderful things from teachers!' "

Laugh at the recovery of the original text:

Someone told his son, "You should learn from what your teacher says and does." His son remembers his father's work. When he is eating with his teacher, he also eats when he is eating and drinks when he is drinking.

The teacher secretly observed his behavior and smiled unconsciously. He put down his chopsticks and sneezed. He couldn't learn this method, so he said admiringly, "My teacher's wonderful method is really difficult to learn."

This article is from Feng Menglong's Laughing at Recovery in Ming Dynasty.

Extended data

Writing background:

Guang Xiao Fu is a classic banter novel by China in Ming Dynasty. Feng Menglong in Ming Dynasty. *** 13 volume, divided into 14 volume, including Confucian proverbs, official proverbs, Jiuliu and Fangwai, with a total of 40 1 article. Menglong recorded three words, such as "ancient and modern novels". This is a collection of jokes adapted from the author's Laughing Room (the final volume is an appendix riddle).

When he was born, he was born in the western part of the world during the Renaissance, echoing it from afar. In our big eastern country with thousands of years of civilization, there are also many deviant thinkers and artists.

Li Zhuowu, Tang Xianzu, Yuan Hongdao and many other literati wrote brilliant chapters in the history of China's thought and literature with their shocking opinions, distinctive personality characteristics and outstanding artistic achievements. Wang Longwu of the Tang Dynasty in the Southern Ming Dynasty was two years old, that is, Shunzhi of the Qing Dynasty was three years old, at the age of 73.

Around this year, many successful writers appeared, such as Ling Mengchu (1644), Hou Tongzeng, Huang Daozhou, Wu, Xia, Qi Biaojia, Liu (1645), Ruan Dalong and Wang Siren (1646).

About the author:

Feng Menglong (1574—1646), the word is still dragon, the word is still child, and it is a male fish. No. Longziyou, master of Mohanzhai, three ancient songs, slave of Wuxia Ci, slave of Gusu Ci, and Zhu Shi of the previous Zhou Dynasty. Changzhou County (now Suzhou City, Jiangsu Province), Suzhou Prefecture, South Zhili. A writer, thinker and dramatist in Ming Dynasty.

Feng Menglong was born in a scholar-bureaucrat family, and he was also called "the three treasures of martial arts" with his elder brothers Feng Menggui and Feng Mengxiong. His works emphasize feeling and behavior. The most famous works are Yu's Famous Words (also known as Ancient and Modern Novels), Shi Jing and Xingyan, which are collectively called Sanyan.

Sanyan, together with Ling Mengchu's Surprise in One Moment and Surprise in Two Instances in Ming Dynasty, is a classic representative of China's vernacular short stories. Feng Menglong made a unique contribution to China literature by creating, collecting, sorting out and editing novels, operas, folk songs, jokes and other popular literature.

3. Feng Menglong's "Guangxiaofu" shakes the fan in winter

A poor man went to visit his rich relatives. He has no fur clothes and can only wear a single suit made of hemp. This man loves face and is afraid of being seen by rich relatives.

Laugh, bring a fan in winter, shake the fan during the dinner, and say to all the guests, "I'm afraid of heat, and I'm afraid of winter."

Calm down. "

After the banquet, the host saw the affectation of poor relatives and asked him to stay overnight, catering to his affectation with a single quilt.

Open a shop in the shade of Chi Pan Pavilion and let him stay. The poor relative couldn't change his mind, so he had to complain secretly.

After midnight, it was even colder. Poor relatives had to get up and walk around in thin quilts to keep out the cold, only to fall into the pool. Master lai

Looking at him, I was surprised to ask him how he fell into the pool. The poor relative shivered with cold, but insisted on saving face and said, "I'm afraid of the heat."

Harm, even if I sleep in the gazebo in winter, I still want to take a cold bath. "

4. "Guangxiaofu" "There is no credit after death" Original translation: A countryman is extremely stingy to get rich, and the sick drama drags on endlessly, lamenting to his wife: "I have worked hard all my life to save money, and I have broken six relatives, and now I have money. After I die, I can peel off my skin and sell it to the cobbler, cut off my meat and sell it to the butcher, and scrape off my bones and sell it to the paint shop. " I must let my wife listen, and then I will die.

There was a countryman who became rich because he was very stingy. He is very ill, but he has been angry. He begged his wife: "I have been insatiable and stingy all my life, and I broke off relations with my relatives." Now my family is rich. After I die, I can peel off my skin and sell it to the cobbler, cut off my meat and sell it to the butcher, and scrape off my bones and sell it to the paint shop. " He can only die if his wife agrees. After half a day's death, I woke up and told my wife, "The world is not good now, and human feelings are shallow. Remember not to give them credit! " "

5. classical Chinese must find the answer to the work. Translation must find the work. The original author has a good reputation. Warlocks know their addiction and look at their doors, which is highly respected. He said, "You only need these big eyes all your life." The master was so happy that he left the money for a few days and gave it generously. When the warlock left, he held hands and told him, "There is another word. You should remember. " You can't rely entirely on these eyes. "-men like to be praised by others. Knowing his hobby, the fortune teller went to visit his fortune teller and praised him brazenly, saying, "As long as you have these big eyes, you will never need them." "The host was very happy after seeing Xin, so he stayed for a few days and gave him a big gift. The fortune teller left.

6. The answer to classical Chinese reading "extreme heat phobia" is an eccentric fear of heat.

Feng Menglong

A poor man went to the rich man's table, but in winter he obeyed Ge without wearing fur. Afraid of being laughed at, he deliberately waved a fan on the guest day: "Some people are afraid of heat, it would be nice to be cool in winter." When the wine dispersed, the shopkeeper thought it was fake and pretended to please him. He put a cool pillow on it and spread it over the @ Suki Pavilion. In the middle of the night, I was too cold to stand, but I left with pyrene in my bed and fell into the pool. The master looked around and asked him why. He is poor and pro-Japanese: "I am afraid of the heat because I am isolated from the world. Although I stay in the gazebo in winter, I still want to take a bath. "

(Selected from Guang Xiao Fu)

Note ① Feng Menglong (1575- 1646) was a writer and dramatist in the late Ming Dynasty. 2 autumn: leather clothes. Ge: clothes made of hemp. 4 Qin: single quilt cover. ⑤ Extension: Please. ⑥ pyrene (h 1) body: cover body. "Pyrene" leads to "refuge".

7. Explain the meaning of the added words in the following sentences (2 points)

Wear kudzu clothes in winter without fur: wear them in the middle of the night: bear it.

8. Rhythm division (1)

Go with pyrene in bed.

9. Translate underlined sentences into modern Chinese (2 points)

Translation:

10. What kind of characters does this fable satirize? What did you get from it? (2 points)

Translation:

A poor man went to a banquet of a rich man's relatives by himself. He wears linen instead of cotton fur in winter. Afraid of being laughed at, I waved my fan and said to all the guests, "I'm afraid of the heat, and I like to enjoy the cool even in winter." After the banquet, the host found his hypocrisy, deliberately catered to his lies, and invited him to stay in the Chi Pan Pavilion and use a cold pillow. Unable to stand the cold after midnight, the poor relatives had to get up and walk around in thin quilts to keep out the cold, only to fall into the pool. When the host came to see him, he was surprised to ask why. The poor relative said, "Just because of my unsociable habit, I am too afraid of the heat. Even if I sleep in a gazebo in winter, I still want to take a cold bath. "

To annotate ...

1. autumn: clothes made of fur.

2. Clothing: wear.

3. kudzu: a single coat made of kudzu hemp.

4 reason: intentional.

5 extension: invitation.

6 wins: I can bear it.

7. pyrene: cover the body. The Pyrenees, through the "refuge", refuge.

8. Negative: Covered.

9. cater: cater.

10. Although: even if.

1 1. Go: run.

12. So: Richard, Richard.

13. Yuan: Because.

14.

Revelation:

We can't take face seriously and don't do anything against our will for face's sake.

Satire those who are hypocritical and take face seriously.