A happy moment, a few jokes that can make you laugh all day long

1. I went to the bar last night to hang out, and suddenly I saw a boy wearing a hat who looked very familiar. I took a look and thought, isn’t he my son? Seeing that he was about to run away, I went over and said, "Stop, you bastard, stay up late at night and come to the bar." My son replied nervously, "Dad, you have admitted the wrong person, damn my son, I can admit my mistake

2 , I have been suffering from internal heat for the past few days, and I always have nosebleeds... Today I made an appointment with a girl who was very pure. I invited her to drink milk tea, and she chatted with me face to face. My nose started to bleed as we chatted... but the girl said, "Is your uncle here?" ...

3. My girlfriend is a tomboy and has a background. . . . Today I took the bus with her. It was very crowded and I stood next to her. I don't know why my brain suddenly twitched, so I slapped her butt. As a result, she turned around and yelled very loudly: You are looking for death! Everyone in Mader's car looked over, and there were a few young guys who were eager to come over and beat me up, but unfortunately there were so many people that they couldn't squeeze through. . . .