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Take an egg. What stem?

Snatching eggs comes from a joke: there is a village girl who is carrying a basket of eggs in the morning and wants to sell them in the city. However, on the way, she met a group of bandits and saw that the village girl was very handsome. As a result, the bandits robbed the girl with one voice, fearing that the village girl would call and leave. Unexpectedly, the village girl patted her body and said, "What's the big deal? I thought I was robbing eggs?" This joke reflects that you didn't really get to the point when you did something.

This joke was later extended to many extended versions under the brain hole of netizens:

One day, a city man came home with a group of hens, and suddenly some big men ran in front of him. Without a word, they raped all the hens and left. When he got home, the man's wife asked him how his trip was. The man said, "It's really scary. Thanks to that beautiful hen, otherwise I couldn't keep it. "

One day, a village woman was walking on the road with a basket of eggs. Suddenly, several big men came running from the front. After thinking about half a salary, one of them said, "Brother, I think it's better to grab eggs."

One day, a village woman was walking on the road with a basket of eggs. Suddenly, several big men came running from the front. Without saying anything, the village woman lay on the ground. Several big men said, "Excuse me, aunt, how much is a catty of eggs?"