English jokes about doctors and patients

In ancient times, due to traffic restrictions, doctors and patients mostly moved in a small area, and doctors mainly started their own businesses. Doctors' first patients are often relatives and friends, and then acquaintances trust each other and get to know each other better through word of mouth. The following are English jokes I brought about about doctors and patients. Welcome to read!

English jokes about doctors and patients A patient and his doctor.

A woman complained that her husband was always loitering at home, doing nothing and saying nothing. In order to please her, he went to see a psychiatrist. ? Lie on the sofa and let's talk. "The doctor told him." If you want to say something, fine. If not, maybe next time. ?

A woman always complains that her husband is wandering around the house, but in order to make his wife happy, he finds a psychiatrist. ? Just lie on the sofa and let's talk. ? The psychiatrist told him: If you think of something, just say it. If not, we can talk about it next time. ?

The guy lay comfortably and soon fell asleep. An hour later, the doctor woke him up and said, "Shall we call it a day? Please pay 100 USD. "The patient paid the money and left.

The man lay comfortably on the sofa and soon fell asleep. An hour later, the doctor woke him up and said, call it a day, please pay 100 yuan. ? The patient paid the money and left. Since then, this man has come to see a doctor every Wednesday and Thursday. Every time he doesn't say a word, he just sleeps and pays. In the third week, the patient came and sat down, and then jumped up again.

Since then, this man has come back every Tuesday and Thursday. Every time, he fell asleep without saying a word, but he still paid the money. In the third week, the patient came, sat down and jumped up again. "Aha," exclaimed the doctor. "Have you thought about what to say?"

? Aha! ? The doctor was surprised. Have you thought about what to say?

"Yes, do you need a partner?"

? Yes, do you need an assistant?

English jokes about doctors and patients A patient lost his memory. He went to see a doctor.

Doctor: When did this happen?

Patient: When did it happen?

A patient lost his memory and went to see a doctor.

Doctor: When did this happen?

Patient: When did it happen?

Part III Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth. What should I do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie. ...

Patient: Doctor, my mouth is full of yellow teeth. What should I do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie?

English jokes about doctors and patients Part IV Mother: My son? The school average makes me very uncomfortable.

Doctor: I think it's you? You have C- disease.

Mom: My son's average score at school makes me very uncomfortable.

Doctor: it sounds as if you are short of vitamin C.

Note: the doctor's words can also be understood as: it sounds that you are very unhappy because your son is a C-class student.

Five English jokes about doctors and patients: Hospital Doctor: Well, Mr Peabody, I have good news and bad news for you. Which do you want to eat first?

Mr Peabody: Please give me something bad.

Doctor: Well, the bad news is that we have to amputate your feet.

Mr Peabody: What's the good news?

Doctor: The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers.

Hospital doctor: Mr Peabody, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to listen to first?

Mr Peabody: please say it's not good first.

Doctor: The bad news is that we have to amputate your legs.

Mr Peabody: What's the good news?

Doctor: The gentleman on the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers.