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By this time last year, I was not afraid to laugh at people's feelings and career, and felt that people had lived for so many decades, why they were so tired and unhappy. In fact, there was no idea of changing cars at that time. Suddenly one day, I heard my classmate say, "Have you seen the picture of BMW 3 Series? Very handsome! " In fact, I like F35 Obsidian Night Edition very much, but I dare not even think about it, because I earn so little money in a month, and I can't save any money with my girlfriend! But now that the female ticket has been blown, there is no burden at home. Why not challenge yourself? Force yourself (I grew up comfortably, and my parents have arranged everything. No pressure. Maybe most children in Beijing are in this state! So I adjusted my status, worked hard every day and got off work at the same time, and began to pay attention to the various trends of the three series (the most important thing is the price haha). I knew from an early age that Mercedes-Benz BMW is a good car, and the essence of BMW is three series, which strengthened my determination to change only three series, regardless of other buses or other brands. It seems that we can look forward to the listing on June 23, but the price is really strong! My favorite G28 Obsidian Night 40+! To tell the truth, I didn't expect it to be so expensive. I had a budget of about 35 in my heart, but I read the forum every day and saw the saying that the horse was 20% off! Haha, whether you really can't afford it or not, you can only afford it! From June to September, I finally got a discount (during this period, I refreshed the video forum like a curse every day. As long as there is the latest one, I must watch it! During this period, I also advised my family to change cars! So I got up the courage to consult the prices given by several 4s stores. To be honest, it's still too high! Maybe you don't think I bought a naked car around 36.5, so I can only continue to read my friends' posts to sum up my experience and enrich myself. . . During this period, I met Dayan, the owner of the Autobots Club. He is a particularly responsible person. He organized a car club composed of new three-line car owners. The current number is 500+. He saw our intention and organized a potential group. There are not many people in it, but they are all buddies who are preparing or interested in buying a new three. 165438+1in the middle and late October, I saw a car purchase post in my budget on the forum, hoping that Xingyue would finally reduce the price! So I communicated with the poster and prepared to go to the store to find out about the situation. However, due to work reasons, the time was postponed to 65438+ 10. Eager to buy a car, I took the lead in going to a nearby 5S shop to find out the price at that time.

The picture is a video clip … so it's not clear.

At that time, the night version of the offer plus the winter package was actually 37! Oh, my God! We agree to lower the price! I thought it was suitable, so I decided it was expensive again! The sales said that the price has been raised again after the meeting this morning! I went to the maintenance station, but the sales showed that I liked the car and offered to take me out for a test drive! To be honest, I don't feel anything [bad]. Maybe I haven't driven any cars! Only the sound is better and the sound insulation is better. Others are similar to my Mai Rui Bao, but I have to leave in a hurry because of the price, but the service in their shop is still very good! I left my business card when I left, saying that I would contact me after the price was reduced ... I felt a little lost when I got home, and told the buddies in the group about today! Everyone said it could wait. At this time, the eldest brother in the group spoke. Before that, we made statistics on the purchase information and sent it to a new BMW store in Beijing. After comprehensive consideration, we can go and have a look. After I went to this 5s store, I made an inquiry in car home. God, it doesn't matter if I don't order. More than 20 dealers called me this day! I'm tired of answering! Among them, several stores were screened, including the new store counted by this group owner! Moreover, the salespeople in the new store are very polite and make people feel comfortable, so I put this store in the first place.

This store is actually the store where I pick up my car! Less customers and thoughtful service! Sales are also professional! In a word: awesome!

Simply understand that the price is slightly beyond the store budget, but it is still acceptable! And the after-sales service is more thoughtful! Then I went to several stores, and I didn't feel very good! The salesman felt full of energy and rushed to this store to book a car the next day! After a morning of bargaining! I'm tired of hearing it. I feel that the price is like this. Think it over at lunch and decide! In fact, what my mother means is to let me decide after the Spring Festival! But I was in a hurry, and I didn't want to wait any longer (slapping my face in the back), so I signed a car booking contract in the afternoon of 1.5438+05438+0! Expected delivery in mid-February! I went home contentedly and started a long month's waiting. . . It's true that the plan can't keep up with the change! We didn't wear a mask when we booked the car, and a national epidemic broke out in the blink of an eye! All walks of life, including car companies, have been implicated. After the Spring Festival, they vaguely felt that something was wrong. . I asked when the sales brother would be in place. . The salesman said, if you are not in a hurry, just wait. Now the factory has not resumed work, and there are no cars anywhere (there are no cars at night, but there are sports). Well, I can go there. Can I not worry? I've been waiting for half a year, but it's settled. Let's play an extension again. . 2. 17 BMW Brilliance announced its resumption of work, but it seems that it has nothing to do with me. . Not much to say here, basically ask about sales every few days. It's really hard to sell. If I sell it, I'm tired of it. Honestly, it doesn't depend on others. People also want to make money quickly. . Although I understand, I am also anxious. Haha, February has passed and March has passed. In April, it was really unbearable. 4. 1 1. I went to the store (mainly to see if there was a car) and saw two sets of 330LI carbon black and 325i standard shafts. . . Seeing that the sales brother asked him when he could come, he couldn't tell, so he had to wait for a long time to go home from the auto show. . . 4. 13 coincides with my brother's 26th birthday. . Cheyou sent a more desperate message.

I also saw it from the forum . This is simply worse. .

So I asked if I had delayed the sale again with the psychology of giving it a try (I originally ordered winter clothes, and told me in mid-March that I could get a bare car in early April. I was really anxious. Results There was no news on April 4. 12). The salesman said: I'll ask you later. If it's true, all car dealers must not be crazy. . Hehehe. . Twenty minutes later! Brother directly asked me to give you a surprise, so I thought, don't be afraid! What did I say about the surprise? "Your car will arrive tomorrow!" Lying in the trough, this is ridiculous! I went on Saturday. Tell me if I'm offline. Tell me on Monday and arrive on Tuesday! My heart is choppy, to put it bluntly, I am still very excited, and I can pick up the car! The next day, Tuesday, the salesman sent me a photo of the pony [hee hee]

It is said that the sales brother's camera technology is not bad, or it may be his own car! Everything is pleasing to the eye. Actually, the cars are all the same. Hahahaha PS: The tire is Michelin PS4. Don't waste my three-month wait! It's a little comfort! Then on Friday, 4. 17, I took a break to pick up my pony [hee hee]

Blue sky and white clouds, fine weather

I saw you at first sight!

Perfect waistline!

Sexy little ass.

Then there is the procedure. . After the temporary license plate is installed, it will be in place at 2 pm and before 9 am. I'm tired and I haven't handed in the car. Let's keep it simple during the epidemic! The mileage is 7 kilometers. 4.3 I forgot to take a picture of the off-line car.

Wash up and get ready to drive away!

Bright direct reflection

The first box of oil. Added 300 yuan. 5.86 is really cheap!

After driving home and parking,

After that, the movie is imported into the map.

Import into the map

In the film, my mother supervised the whole process.

On the way back from playing cards, the sign was ems, and I couldn't give it to you at that time.

After running the expressway, Lala's current fuel consumption is 9.0, and it is too blocked to go to work several times, otherwise it will be around 8.5.

Tell me about the shortcomings! Advantages: I'm too lazy to say 1. The engine was loud as soon as it landed, just like a tractor. I learned later that it was actually the same. 2. It is not normal to brake just after landing. I don't know if it's the running-in reason. It's a bit exaggerated to say that I stumble and nod at low speed, just like riding a bumper car. . Comrades who get carsick should be careful, especially when there is traffic jam. 4. I wonder if the chassis is low. Anyway, don't pipe, pay attention to the basement of the mall. Anyway, slow down! The blue one can't help being dirty, and it will be a layer of floating soil after washing the next afternoon. If you can't choose this, you can only accept it. As for the domestic engine and the simple headlight cover, I don't think it is a disadvantage. . Personally acceptable.

It will be clean after the first day of washing!

It happened again the next day. .

This is blood too! Small stones splashed by the car in front of you at high speed. . This is inevitable.

The bear in the 4S shop is very cute.

Final key authentication!

If you don't understand or understand anything, you can ask me! Haha, I don't know what happened. I hope everyone can give me advice. Finally, I wish everyone to start their own three series as soon as possible!