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Is there a sitcom where two people can play? If there is hope, everyone will send it!
I have not only a car, but also my own!
There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?
I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't made a beauty plan!
Not only am I lucky, but also athlete's foot!
6. The mirror always reflects light!
7. Is there a P for handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn!
8. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong!
9. Relax, I'm not a good person. ......
10. How dare I charge you if you don't thank me!
1 1. Don't tell me to bring it on-I have two generations of love!
12. If you ignore me, I will be a dog!
13. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!
14. You can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.
15. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!
16. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.
17. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!
18. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red.
19. Hey, say what should be said and whisper what shouldn't be said.
20. Can you say stealing about a scholar?
2 1. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!
22. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.
23. As a typical failure, you are really successful!
24. Two heads are better than one, and one is Zhuge Liang.
25. In this golden autumn of red leaves and maple leaves. ......
26. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!
27. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!
28. A: Where to eat? I am broke. B: Let's eat out. My treat.
29. See if there is anything left?
30. A: Without revenge, it's hard to swallow this evil spirit. How can I let you die?
3 1. She is so fat that my thigh can't twist her arm.
32. There is a saying in Shushan. Go ahead and learn from the sea.
33. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.
34. I will do my homework!
35. Have you done your homework? B: Yes! Well, it's still warm under p shares ... do you want it? Here you are.
36. Who is sitting in the village today? He doesn't even clean the blackboard!
37. How much is this pair of shoes?
38. Is this blind man blind?
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