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The young man went out to work for ten years and didn't even give him 2 thousand bride price when he got married. Girlfriend: You are suitable for being single. What do you think?
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Foreigners like to spend money, while Chinese like to save money. Foreigners ask Chinese why they want to save money, but Chinese: I feel at ease! Although it seems to be a joke, it is really like this in real life. For example, when my parents are old, they find that they have no deposits when they fall ill one day, and it is difficult at this time; Or when the woman wants a bride price when she gets married, but she can't take out a penny, is it not to marry? This young man named Xiao Wang encountered such a thing. He said that his hometown is rural, and there are only a few acres of thin fields and a plow cow at home. The annual harvest is just enough to eat, and he can't even think about going to school. When he grows up, he will be driven out by his parents to work and earn money!
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Xiao Wang has been working for ten years. At this time, he has matured and made a girlfriend outside. It can be said that he is doing well! Girlfriend's parents always urge his girlfriend to get married quickly. When the girl gets married late, no one wants it. At the urging of his girlfriend, Xiao Wang told his parents at home about it and began to prepare for the wedding! My girlfriend's parents are quite open-minded. I heard that Xiao Wang's family is more difficult, so I don't want much. I just want Xiao Wang's family to pay 2 thousand bride price. Xiao Wang doesn't think it's much, so he happily told his parents the good news, hoping that his parents would quickly gather together the bride price to marry his girlfriend!
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Parents discussed with Xiao Wang and said that Xiao Wang had been working outside for more than ten years and should have some savings. They offered 1, yuan and asked Xiao Wang to take it himself. It stands to reason that such a request is not too much. After all, Xiao Wang has worked for ten years and at least had tens of thousands of deposits, but what happened next time made everyone collapse! Xiao Wang said that he didn't have any money. When he saw that his parents refused to pay 2, yuan, he started to scold. As a result, his father and son fought, and his mother scolded Xiao Wang: "If you don't even have 2, yuan in savings these years, you'd better not get married, so as not to delay others' daughters!"
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Xiao Wang told his girlfriend about this grievance, hoping that his girlfriend would pity him and stop asking for the bride price. Who knows, his girlfriend left him a sentence: You are suitable for being single! Xiaobian wants to say that a man can't even get a bride price of 2, yuan, let alone marry and have children, and even a mouse can't live ... What do you say?
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