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The young lady who just added me asked who you are.
1. If a handsome guy is standing downstairs in your house holding a bouquet of blue roses, would you be his girlfriend? 2. Have I seen you somewhere? 3. Yes, that’s right , I don’t know you very well, why don’t you take this opportunity to get to know each other? 4. I am a person who likes you, and I think about you day and night. Girl: Who are you? Male: Is your name XXX? (Guessing the girl’s name through her WeChat account) Girl: Ah, how do you know my name? Man: Don’t even look at who I am. As long as I look at you, I will know your name. Woman: Is it so powerful? Can you tell me the secret? Man: Of course you can, but there is a prerequisite... Wouldn’t this make you chat with girls? Of course, not every girl will use the pinyin of her name as her WeChat ID. You can also start chatting with girls through the content of her friend circle, her WeChat avatar, the girl's clothing and other information you already know. Pretending to be an acquaintance and replying humorously Girls generally treat people they don’t know with suspicion. If you are an acquaintance, the situation is very different. So when a girl asks you who you are, you might as well respond humorously by pretending to be an acquaintance. First, lower the girl's wariness towards you, and then use humorous words to make the girl laugh. The relationship will naturally become closer and the chat can continue. . Woman: Who are you? Man: I don’t know who you are, but I seem to have seen you somewhere? Female: No. Male: No, I think this hat looks very familiar to me when I see your profile picture. Where did you buy it? Female: XXX is in a store. Man: That might be the case. I often go shopping there. Use a humorous reply in the form of misunderstanding. Generally speaking, when a girl asks you who you are, her attitude may be relatively cold, which makes it difficult to ease the relationship. At this time, you might as well reply in a humorous way through misunderstanding, so as not to notice that the girl doesn't feel right about you. Use a welcoming attitude to reverse her misunderstanding of you, such as: Girl: Who are you? (We probably don’t know each other. If you can’t explain why, I’ll block you) Boy: Who are you? I don’t seem to know you very well, why don’t you take this opportunity to get to know each other. (Don’t be repulsed by the girl’s cold attitude, just retreat and start chatting.) The young lady who just added asked you who you are 2. 1. Reply cleverly through the girl’s visible information. It can be said that only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle. When a girl asks you who you are, don't rush to answer. You can first look at the girl's visible information and dynamics to get a general understanding of her and start with her interests. For example, discuss the food that girls like, the city scenery that they have been to in TV series, etc., and discuss it with the girl to make her more willing to chat with you. Girl: Who are you? Boy: I see you are watching xxx recently, right? Girl: Yes, how do you know? Boy: I am the tapeworm in your belly. I know everything you think about. Girl: Is it so awesome? Boy: Of course, my name is xxx. Remember your future boyfriend’s name. 2. Pretend to be an acquaintance quickly Girls are more wary of strangers of the opposite sex. If you tell a girl your name directly, the girl may delete you without knowing you. So we can choose to pretend to be an acquaintance of the girl to get close to the girl. To lower the girls' alertness, use humorous words to amuse the girls, and bring them closer to each other. Girl: Hello, who are you? Boy: Have I seen you somewhere? Girl: I guess not. Boy: No? Then why do I think we have known each other in my previous life? 3. Use misunderstanding to reply. When a girl replies who you are and behaves very coldly, then you might as well use misunderstanding and deliberately interpret the other person's words as other meanings. Convert the other party's unfavorable meaning into one that is beneficial to you.
For example, girls: who are you? It seems we don’t know each other (girl means: I don’t know you, don’t mess with me) Boy: Yes, I don’t know you very well, why don’t you take this opportunity to get to know each other (ignore the girl’s unfavorable words) , to talk about things that are beneficial to you) 4. Avoid girls’ questions and change the topic. When a girl asks you who you are, in order to let the girl remember you, don’t tell the other person your name immediately. You have to go through the process of revealing each other’s names. Think of it as a game, when a girl has a hard time knowing your name and will have a deep impression on you. Of course, when we avoid girls’ questions, girls will usually choose to continue asking. At this time, we need to change the topic to divert girls’ attention and talk to girls about some topics that interest them. When it feels like girls have lowered their guard against you, At that time, we can exchange names. For example: Girl: Who are you? Boy: I am a person who likes you, thinking about you day and night. Girl: I mean do you know me? Boy: I don’t know you. How do I miss you? Change the subject. Boy: Do you watch (anime, movie, TV series)? Or do you like (photography, food, celebrities, etc.)? The young lady who just added you asks who you are 3 1. Ordinary type: "I am XXX, I added you through XXX" Tell the truth directly, there is nothing wrong with it! Tell her straight to the point who you are, how you know her contact information, etc. Don't let the other party feel that you are dishonest at this time. This kind of ordinary answer, although not humorous enough, can also help girls understand you better! 2. Direct type: "Girl, we are so close. My name is XXX. Can I get to know you?" The purpose of this direct type of reply is also very clear. It is to see if we can get to know each other if we are very close. Maybe we can come out and play together if we have a chance. If you have any ideas, I might continue chatting with you, but if you don’t have any ideas, I might just block you! 3. Romantic type: "If there is a handsome guy holding a rose in his hand and wants to make friends with you, would you do it?" 4. Funny-competitive type: Just send a joke that you think is the funniest. If a girl asks you who you are, then Just send the joke you think is the funniest, make the girl laugh first, and then introduce yourself. This can make the atmosphere more relaxed and add a lot of points to your first impression! 5. Pretend to be an acquaintance: Have I seen you somewhere? Girls are very defensive against strangers, and it is normal to feel repulsive. So before introducing you, can you tell me where I have seen you? Pretend to be an acquaintance to bring you closer!
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