Bunny humor joke

A cold joke is the feeling of being speechless and the whole audience cooling down, but it can make people feel tight and relaxed. Sometimes it's more comfortable to see this scene. Below, I collected a complete set of rabbit humor jokes for you. Welcome to read the reference.

Bunny humor joke 1 There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest.

On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana.

The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe Giraffe, why did you do something that hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit and threw it behind him.

Running in the forest with rabbits.

Later, they met an elephant who was about to take cocaine.

The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit and threw the cocaine behind him.

Running in the forest with rabbits and giraffes.

Later, they met a lion who was about to fight heroin.

The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why did you do something that hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The lion looked at the syringe and the white rabbit and threw the syringe behind him.

Rushed over and gave the white rabbit a good beating.

The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "why did you hit the white rabbit?"

It is so kind, cares about our health and makes us close to nature. "

The lion said angrily, "This son of a bitch pulls me every time he eats ecstasy."

Running around the forest like an idiot. "

Giraffe said, "bunny, I hope you know how good it is to have a long neck." No matter what I eat, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that kind of delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. "

The rabbit looked at him blankly.

"Also, in summer, rabbits, cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is delicious. What a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine? "

The rabbit said slowly, "Have you ever vomited?"

One day a little white rabbit came to a shop and asked the boss: Boss, do you have any carrots?

The boss shook his head. No?

Did the little white rabbit listen? Whoosh, it really ran away.

The next day, the little white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, Boss, do you have any carrots?

The boss shook his head angrily. No?

Did the little white rabbit listen? Whoosh, it really ran away.

On the third day, the white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, Boss, do you have any carrots?

The boss shouted angrily: no, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! ?

Did the little white rabbit listen? Whoosh, it really ran away.

The fourth day, the little white rabbit came to this shop again and asked timidly. Boss, do you have pliers?

The boss said: No?

The white rabbit then asked:? Do you have any carrots?

I don't know how many days later, a little black rabbit came to this shop and asked the boss, boss, do you have any carrots?

The boss shook his head angrily. No?

Did the little black rabbit listen? Whoosh, it really ran away.

The next day, the little black rabbit came to the shop again and asked, Boss, do you have any carrots?

The boss is very angry: no, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! ?

Did the little black rabbit listen? Whoosh, it really ran away.

On the third day, the little black rabbit came to this shop again and asked timidly, boss, do you have pliers?

The boss said angrily: No?

The little black rabbit then asked, Do you have any carrots?

The boss got angry, grabbed the little black rabbit, took out a small hammer and knocked out the little black rabbit's teeth.

The fourth day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked vaguely, boss, do you have carrot juice?

Rabbit humor joke 4 the little white rabbit jumped into the bakery and asked: Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?

Boss:? Ah, sorry, not that much?

? I see. . . ? The little white rabbit left in frustration.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?

Boss:? I'm sorry, or not?

? I see. . . ? The little white rabbit left in frustration again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?

The boss said happily, yes, yes, we have one hundred steamed buns today! ! ?

The little white rabbit took out the money: Great, I want two! ?

Rabbit humor cold joke 5

One day, the kangaroo was driving on a country road, and suddenly he saw the little white rabbit in the middle of the road, with his ears and body almost lying on the ground, as if listening to something. ...

So .. Kangaroo stopped and asked curiously, What are you listening to, Little White Rabbit?

? A big truck passed by here half an hour ago ...?

? Wow, that's amazing! .. how do you know? ..？

? He's having sex! That's how my neck and legs were broken ...?

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