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It's so hot to chat in a circle of friends.
It's so hot to talk about the mood and send a circle of friends 1-22 sentences 1. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.
2. If you are invited out for dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and all the conversations must be lifelong events!
It's so hot that beggars who kneel and write chalk and pretend to be sick are gone.
I haven't walked for a long time. On such a perfect morning, I suddenly found that people and things around me were perfect.
I like the smell of the summer wind, through the streets, at least there is a summer worth looking forward to.
6. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.
7. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no wind in the hot sun overhead, and all the trees are standing there listlessly.
It's so sultry that I can't breathe.
9. It's hot and annoying. It's always annoying when it rains suddenly. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you will feel annoyed.
10. Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by oneself.
1 1. It took an hour to put on makeup and opened the door without makeup.
12. In summer, poisonous and hot sunshine erodes unhealed wounds.
13. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
14. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.
15. Are you going to kill me this summer?
16. On the bus, my sister's hair scratched my face.
17. You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!
18. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!
19. I admire myself very much. Sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.
20. In the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, ripe ears of grain were so hot that they bent down and bowed their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.
2 1. The weather is as hot as a joke and the days are like nonsense.
Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
Talking about the mood and sending friends are so hot. 23. At this time, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!
24. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!
25. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, which makes people breathless.
Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
A sultry night's sleep makes people think it will be summer, but the past calendar tells us that it is still spring.
28. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.
29. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!
30. The sun is like a fireball of the boss. The light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepping down.
3 1. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.
32. In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
33. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with green leaves in the warm wind.
34. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.
35. Clothes can be worn after washing.
36. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!
37. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!
38. Will it kill me this summer?
I hate to see people eating ice cream when shopping in hot weather.
40. The weather is very hot. Do you want ice cream and mango?
4 1. You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!
42. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are singing not far away.
43. The first summer was calm and the grass didn't rest.
44. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water!
Talk about my mood and send a circle of friends. It's so hot. 45. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops!
46. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.
47. When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.
48. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health.
49. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy. It is said that a guy wanted to touch porcelain and immediately jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.
It's so hot that people want to go streaking.
5 1. I bought eggs and turned them into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather.
52. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt.
53. Lying in bed is braised in brown sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and returning home to the pot.
54. What defeated me was not innocence, but innocence and enthusiasm. I didn't realize until today that "stay still and calm" is by no means a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.
55. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing.
56. The weather is embarrassing. It's hot without air conditioning. You have to buy one if you open it.
57. In such hot weather, all you can make an appointment with is a friend of life and death.
58. It's so hot that adding cumin can turn it into grilled fish.
59. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense. I used to get angry when I didn't talk, but now I don't talk to adjust my mood.
60. The weather is getting hotter and hotter, which is unbearable. Just touch the wallet, and my heart is cold!
6 1. Going out for five minutes and sweating for two hours, I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.
62. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. Don't be afraid. We have many ways to think about the future and balance.
63. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.
64. I will always remember the summer wind. Obviously, it will make people hot.
65. The scorching sun is burning. The air conditioner is cold, who will shake the fan?
66. You can never wake a person who is pretending to sleep. Try turning off the air conditioner.
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