Seek the latest hilarious jokes.

1. The husband and wife had a quarrel. When they came home, the wife was livid. The husband went to tease the cat, and the wife roared, "What are you doing with that pig?" The husband said in surprise, "This is a cat, not a pig." The wife took it again, "What do I want you to say when I talk to a cat?"

2. The man chased the bus and didn't catch it until he got home. When he came back, he told his wife that he missed the bus, but it was all right. He exercised and made money in 1 yuan. His wife was angry at that time and said, You are stupid. You should chase a taxi, at least make a starting price.

3. Once I was shopping with my wife, she took a fancy to a bag with more than 8, yuan, and she wouldn't leave anyway. I was grumpy, and it was a slap when I went up. My wife cried instantly, and I slapped her again, and asked her, "Do you want it?" After that, it was another slap, and my wife said lovingly, "I don't want it, do I?" I don't want it, will you stop hitting yourself? You have a temper! "