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Are there any football players who hand-punched referees in history?

Hebei was called "Ji" in ancient times. According to legend, in the Xia Dynasty, China was Kyushu and Jizhou was the first of Kyushu. Hebei football once occupied a place in the football map of China. Hebei is a strong football team in China, and won the runner-up and champion in the National Games. But after entering, Hebei football began to decline gradually. When the wave of professionalism swept China football, Hebei football struggled in the second division. From then on, football and professionalism in Hebei began to drift away. It was not until 20 13 that Hebei zhongji team successfully rushed to the first team that Hebei football returned to the first team. Now the Super League has the happiness of Hebei Huaxia, China A has shijiazhuang yongchang, China B has Baoding Rongda and Hebei elite, and Hebei football has finally ushered in spring. Since ancient times, "Zhao Yan is a generous and sad person." Looking back on the history of Hebei football, it brings more helplessness and sighs, sadness and tears to fans.

The old story of Hebei football: the National Games was beaten by the enemy and many referees were banned for life. The 5th National Games was countered by opponents. The late 1970s and early 1980s were the heyday of Hebei football. Hebei Team, which has a number of leading figures such as Zhang Dashan, Zhang Sen and Ma Baosheng, has always been at the forefront of the first-class teams in China. However, in the 5th National Games of 1983, the famous silent match between Beijing and Guangdong completely changed the fate of football in Hebei. In the football match of the 5th National Games, Hebei team was in the same group as Beijing team and Guangdong team. In the first match, Hebei team beat Beijing team 3-0 with seven national players, and the prospect of qualifying was bright. However, in the second game, Hebei unexpectedly lost to Guangdong 0-/kloc-0. According to the rules of the game, teams with the same points should compare the number of goals scored. In the last game, if Beijing beats Guangdong 4-3, then Beijing and Guangdong will join hands with Hebei to qualify under the pressure of one goal difference.

All the players of Hebei team are sitting in the stands. After the game started, although Beijing and Guangdong played fiercely, football experts could see at a glance that the two teams were obviously "fixing the ball"! The defender of Guangdong team fell to the ground to tackle the ball when he was one meter away from the ball, apparently telling the striker of Beijing team:' Pick up the ball and pass it to me'; The goalkeeper of Guangdong team is even more outrageous. He shot at the left, but he jumped to the right ... so, you enter one of the two teams and I enter the first team. In less than 30 minutes, the score became 2-2.

Beijing scored two more goals in the second half, and Guangdong also scored one. The score was finally fixed at 4-3! With the passage of time and social progress, China football seems to have gradually changed from an animation to a joke. With the professionalization of football in China for more than ten years, the income of football in China and the level of football in China have been continuously enlarged, which makes China players become the object of hatred of the rich. The key point is that China football players themselves have not met expectations. As we all know, the football system in our country, even the national system in the whole sports field, leads to the fact that the cultural level of most athletes is generally not particularly high, and their cultural quality needs to be improved. So that players are not so grumpy. Of course, football is also a river and lake, and the technology and status of the river and lake are directly proportional to the temper. Without the people, there would be no hegemony. We will take stock of some old football players in China.

Pinch your neck and slap the referee. What did the football champions in China do? The first batch is Laojia A and Wei Qun, the ruler of Sichuan nationality. Paoge Wei Qun's experience is simply legendary, and he is a well-deserved big brother both inside and outside the stadium. On the court, all players must follow in Wei Qun's footsteps. Non-groups can make police films. It is said that Wei Qun took the lead for the team members, and his ass was cut into four pieces, with more than 200 stitches. During the treatment, in order not to affect my football career, I don't need blood transfusion or anesthesia, and I fight against the past without saying a word. This is the charm of curettage. Moreover, he returned to the football field one month after being injured and made every effort to ensure that Chuanzu entered A, which is the legend of Chuanzu generation. Wei Qun's temper has not diminished since he retired. In the friendly match of Laojia A, he confronted another big shot, Fan Zhiyi, on the spot.

Fan Zhiyi in Wei Qun is a bully. Fan Zhiyi is rare in constitution and temper. As a player, Fan Zhiyi is not only skilled, but also evil. Chasing referee Li Yong in the friendly match with China, hitting Passat drivers, taxi drivers and garage guards. Later, as the head coach of Shenhua reserve team, he directly led the players to contain the referee in the reserve team competition. General Fan is also a straightforward person. "I don't need China's football face for the time being" has become a classic quotation. It is reported that General Fan is educating young players. It can be said that General Fan really loves China football.