Help me find a joke I saw before.

One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming.

The devil: "You can break your throat by screaming... No one will come to save you..."

Princess: "Broken throat...broken throat..."

No one: "Princess...I'm here to save you..."

Devil King: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here... ”

Cao Cao: “Demon King...what did you call me for...”

Devil King: “Wow...I saw a ghost”

Ghost: “ Damn! I've been discovered..."

Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..."

Devil: "Oh, My God!"

God: "Who called me?"

Who: "No one calls you..."

No one: "How could I? Just pretend!"

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"

Who: "Talk about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"

Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't... Hey, there are a lot of people here."

A lot of people: "I just arrived. Who are you?"

Which one: "I am not who I am."

Who: "He is not me."

Princess: "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the excitement."

The excitement: "What do I have to see?"

God: " It’s none of my business. Let’s go now.”

Devil King: “You answer one question before leaving. Why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act as a devil?

?"

Go on: "If you don't want to be the devil, why do you want to play me?"

Princess: "If there is no one to play the devil, I can leave."

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No one said: "If I played the devil, how could I let you go..."

How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun."

Lively: "What are you looking at me doing?"

What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!"

You actually said: "Where am I?"

Me: "What does it have to do with me?"

Devil King: "Fuck! I'm going crazy..."

Fuck: "Why are you calling me!... ”

Crazy: “What do you want me to do?”

You want me: “I don’t know anything!”

I don’t know anything. : "I didn't know!"

I didn't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?"

Someone: "I didn't call you!"

I didn’t: “Who called him?”

Who: “It’s unfair...I didn’t...”

I didn’t: “I didn’t accuse you wrongly” Ah..."

You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either.

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Forgive you: “Who said I dare not!?”

Who: “Please...I didn’t say anything”

I don’t know anything No: "What do you want me to say?"

I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother Brother: "Hao...I will be called even if my name is so long...

Ah..."

Who: "...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible"

Right and Wrong: "So this is my territory..."

I don't do anything; No: "Don't make noise, we are talking..."

Don't Noisy us: "I'm not talking..."

I'm not: "I'm not talking!..."

I'm not saying anything: "-_-\\\" ...Let’s go outside and talk...”

Go: “I’m sorry...(cowardly)”

I have nothing: “It’s none of your business...flash ..." (The two brothers walked out angrily)

None of your business: "Ugh...why did you drive me away..."

Why: "I didn't want to drive you away...be good. ...Don’t cry”

I didn’t: “Oh...it’s none of my business again”

It’s none of my business: “What? Did someone call me?”

Someone: "Who wants to call you..."

Someone: "I really have to leave...T.T"

Leaving: "I'm really embarrassed...*V.V " ...Cousin...Long time no see..."

Long time: "I'm not here..."

Devil King: "Are you finished?"

End Endless: "He doesn't have me"

You: "I don't have him"

I: "Who said that?"

Who: "It's called What should I do?”

You: “You actually want to fuck me?”

You: “I won’t fuck him”

I: “Who "You said I can't?"

Who said: "That's unfair! I didn't say anything."

Said: "What did you ask me to do?"

Who said: "You two How shameless!"

Both of you: "I want it! I want it!"

Face: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I don't want it!" Ah"

Devil King: "Hurry up, I'm going to drive you out."

People: "Drive me out? Find K"

K: "Who is looking for me?"

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I will kill him if you mention it again!"

He: "Don't kill me"

Me: "Who wants to kill me?"

Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill me..."

One: "Don't catch me"

Me: "I've had enough. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go!" ”

Who: “Look at my Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms!”

Me: “Look at my Nine-Yin White Bone Claws!”

Ten Dragon-Subduing Palms Eight Palms: "What's good about me?"

Nine Yin White Bone Claw: "What's good about me?"

What's good about me: "Brother, I finally found you "La!"

What's cool: "Brother, let's go out and talk."

Devil King: "Damn...this is a wedding ceremony..."

From then on, the devil really suffered from schizophrenia...