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There are three people, competing marksmanship together, and a black man is holding something as a target.

The first man put an apple on the black man's head, and then at a distance of 10 meters, he raised his hand and shot it and broke it. He blew his gun and said, I'm Zorro!

The second man put a cherry on the black man's head, and then at a distance of 50 meters, he raised his hand and shot it and broke it. He blew the muzzle and said, I'm m007.

The third man put a sesame seed on the black man's head, and then raised his hand to smash the black man's head at a distance of 100 meters. He also blew the gun and said, I'm sorry ...

At the party, the peasant woman clamored for her husband to buy her a wool hat. The husband was only willing to buy him a straw hat and explained, "It is the most cost-effective to buy a straw hat. If you feel out of date and don't want to wear it, you can also use it as fodder for our sheep. "

A young man pointed to four sculptures and asked the staff what this meant. The staff explained: "The first sculptor touched his nose to represent his sense of smell, the second one stretched out his arm to indicate his direction, the third one hit the ball to indicate self-defense, and the fourth one covered his eyes to indicate shyness."

The young man said, "Oh, I thought it was:' Who farted?' He put it there. "Not me!" I put it. "

Mrs. Mary was taken to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked, "Mrs. Mary?" Yes, you used to be a teacher in Xicheng primary school? Yes, how do you know? The judge smiled. I am your student. Mrs Mary smiled and relaxed. The judge went on to say, I have been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I punish you for copying it 1000 times. "I made a mistake when I ran the red light. I won't do it again."

Husband drove out.

My wife listens to the radio at home. When she heard the report, she quickly picked up the phone.

Wife: honey, I just heard on the radio that there is a car reversing on the expressway. You must be careful.

Husband: Which one is it? I think hundreds of cars are going backwards.