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50 outrageous quotes and funny sentences_Look at your appearance, you are so arbitrary

1 There is no need to leave me here, I have my own place to stay. I don't leave my grandfather everywhere, I go home and do housework.

2 Pretending is only for a moment, being shameless is eternity.

3 It’s noon on hoeing day, so class is really hard. A small shabby book that can last all morning. . .

4 My wife is not at home, and my personality is not very strong. You must be a little confused if you treat me like this.

5 When I see your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when making you.

6 If Taiwan is not recovered for a day, I will not be able to reach level 4!

7 If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket and get some instant noodles!

8 Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

9 If they are together for a long time, they will be divided. If they are separated for a long time, they will be together. If you drink, you will go crazy. If you drink, you will drink.

10 I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

11 What about having a husband? There is a goalkeeper and the ball still goes in!

12 There is no other half with 100 points, only two people with 50 points!

13. Eat appropriately to have the strength to lose weight.

14. What kind of person you are will determine what kind of expression I will give you. If you want me to pretend to please you, you are delusional.

15 The world belongs to us and the children, but sooner or later it will belong to the grandchildren!

16 Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease

17 A good horse never turns back to eat grass, so I kept walking in circles without looking back. As a result, I ran into him again. That's bad.

18 When I hit Sogou on my computer, you two came out. What do you mean? Sogou found us both.

19 My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. There are two types, static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over

20 Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died long ago!

21 When you go to a place where water is scarce, you feel thirsty; when you sit down and watch the clouds rise, you feel dizzy.

22 My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

23 There are no couples that cannot be separated, only mistresses who don’t work hard.

24 I came quietly and left quietly, waving my dagger, leaving no one alive

25 If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you You have to eat at least a pair of whales

26 Only when you stand in a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.

27 The carousel is the cruelest game, chasing each other but there is an eternal distance!

28 There is a kind of love that makes me indifferent, and there is a kind of love that makes me unlucky.

29 Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

30 I asked: Is my avatar awesome? He said: Like. . .

31 Shakespeare said: Don't test me, because I can't stand the test.

32 Take today’s class and spend tomorrow’s money!

33 Look at your appearance, you are too arbitrary.

34 Meeting you and being close to you is not easy for God to arrange.

35 Girls! How can there be so many white horses? Just find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are robbed and only a bunch of mules are left.

36 I love you, it has nothing to do with you.

37 I am always wandering between cow A and cow C.

38 Sorry, the user you dialed is married.

39 You must get online for me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.

40 My youth owes me ten million, so I will not let it go before paying off the money.

41 I never write the word "cuo", but I write the word "tongjia".

42 If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

43 Were you afraid when you gave me the money just now? Aren't you afraid of being nervous? It’s so immoral not to be nervous!

44 People are not afraid of death, but they are most afraid of not knowing how to live!

45 "Are you Princess Iron Fan?" "Why do you say this?" "I think only the Bull Demon King is worthy of you." . . . . .

46 It’s okay to scold you in normal times, but you have to wait until I hit you to realize that I am both civil and military.

47 Wear someone else’s shoes. Go your own way. Let them say so.

48 Don’t tell me when we break up: In fact, you are very good, so why are you dumping me?

49 This phone can have a long standby time of 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds.

50. Men like popular women and do not like women who are rumored. Make sentences as you please

1. The ball moves freely at his feet. He is the star of our school's football team.

2. Each of us must be serious and not act as we please.

3. When the teacher is not in the class, the class is in a state of chaos. Everyone does whatever they want, including some class cadres.

4. The two of them hit it off immediately and talked freely, seemingly with endless things to say (Zou Yuxiang).

5. My mother is going back to my hometown. I thought I could do whatever I wanted, but I never expected that my mother would leave one last cruel trick and let my brother look at me. My mother is really "insidious"!

6. During the summer vacation, after I finished my homework, my mother allowed me to play as I wanted for a few days. I was so happy!

7. Don’t do things as you please, otherwise you will not get things done well.

8. My cousin always does her homework as she pleases, but she doesn’t do her homework well and is scolded by her cousin.

9. The rain falls as it pleases, skillfully washing away the dust on the flowers, leaving a completely different mood. But the delicate petals were not hurt by this, and were still safe and sound, smiling and welcoming her...

10. No one can do whatever they want, and the law is equal before everyone of.

11. We ran around the playground as we pleased, letting go of the student pressure we had accumulated over the past six months.

12. Spring is here! Let yourself play however you want!

13. Don’t do whatever you want all the time, but learn to control your emotions on different occasions.

14. Today, my parents are not at home, so I can play games as I like.

15. The two of us sat side by side and talked as we pleased.

16. Spring outing time! Students can laugh as much as they want!

17. Xiao Mingming did whatever he wanted at home, causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace like Sun Wukong, and accidentally broke the vase.

18. Summer vacation is here, and I can finally play as I like.

19. In this physical education class, the teacher let us play as we pleased.

20. My little cousin likes to graffiti on the beach as he pleases, which improves his painting skills. His paintings actually won awards.

21. I went to a classmate's house to play, and my aunt said politely: "Sit and sit, just like you are at home, you can do whatever you want." You can't say whatever you want

Probably If you have a decent job, you can't do whatever you want. If you are slapped in the face, you can't fight back. Society always protects the weak but never asks them what they have done.

You can’t say whatever you want

1. We are different, we are taciturn and not good at expressing; we are different, our family is incomplete, there is always something missing during the New Year and festivals, and we don’t want to go When visiting relatives, I can’t let my mother go there alone. The only one she can call is me. Even if it’s awkward to go there and just sit there, I have to follow. I wish you were still there at this time; we don’t Similarly, we cannot make ends meet, we cannot do whatever we want, but we must think twice before we act; we... I wish I were the same as you.

2. Hua Rong, the online stock celebrity. In fact, when I first started following Weibo, I followed some big stock investors, such as Li Daxiao, Miss Ye, private equity funds, etc. Later I found out that it was all a routine and everyone was a team. Operation is a job and a person who sells his sincerity for profit. People must make their own decisions and not just follow them as they please. Stay away from this rubbish, the truth is you have to follow your heart, what you want and want. Those who are greedy will lose themselves.

3. Life can be whatever you want, but you cannot follow the crowd.

4. Since adding acquaintances nearby on WeChat, I have found that many things cannot be done as I wish. In the future, if you have any negative energy or nymphomaniacs, you can consider posting them on Weibo. I've been thinking about quitting my job recently, especially after chatting with my mom yesterday. I want to go home more. From mid-July to now, I have been unable to figure out what I want while staying in society.

5. When I knew that you were getting married, you know that my heart was broken. I knew that I had no reason to jump out, let alone the right. Although I knew that I loved you more than her, But love cannot be a reason to do whatever you want. I wish you the best if you send me a message one day.

6. I feel more and more uncomfortable, and I have taken off my ring. I can no longer chat with you as I want, I can no longer like you, I can no longer sleep thinking about you, and I can no longer place the bear you gave me in front of my bed. , I can’t wait for you to earn bread for me, I can’t have you in my fantasy future, I can’t cry in front of others, I can’t cry in front of my friends, I’ve already made them worried, I can’t cause them any more trouble, I can’t cry anymore It’s so pretentious, I don’t know what to do.

7. I don’t know when I felt that I lost my inner freedom and couldn’t do whatever I wanted. If you can’t believe what I say, there’s nothing you can do about it. Chapter 7 I was questioned once, and it was when I told the truth. I will not be so pretentious. You have your dissatisfaction, and I have my helplessness, so please continue with your dissatisfaction and disbelief. I don’t want to go through it. If you want to explain more, from now on I will not explain whether it is right or not, and I don’t want to explain more to people who don’t believe me.

8. Disciplinary review must be conducted in accordance with the law, disciplines and procedures, and cannot be done as one wishes. This is to prevent the abuse of public power to punish people and take human lives lightly.

9. Getting along with others is really a test of emotional intelligence. There are some things you can’t say directly because you have to consider the other person’s face and self-esteem, and you have to find a tactful way to express them. You have to express your opinions directly to him and your true thoughts. If you are tactful in this regard, there will be a gap and the other party will think that you are untrue and too fake. You really can't do whatever you want like before but you can't feel wronged. So I have to find a way to handle things better without making him appear worldly. Can you believe it?

10. You can’t be selfish, you can’t do whatever you want, you can’t live in a fairy tale, you can’t refuse to grow up, you know the truth, but I’m really annoyed

11. In the past, there was always someone who would worry about you. Just be a mindless person and be happy every day. Now, I have to face everything by myself. I am in a dilemma. I don’t even have a chance to look back. I have to make all kinds of decisions by myself. It’s difficult to be hesitant! You can't do anything as you like before.

12. Winter Solstice, well, happy! In fact, I am not happy at all! I think making dumplings together is a very beautiful thing! but! Alas, that's it. Growing up is really bad! ! When you grow up, you will keep your worries in your heart. You can't do as you please or do whatever you want, and you have to consider the consequences. It's really difficult to deal with the worldly world!

13. My whole body seems to be falling apart, and I have no energy at all. The baby was also sick and did not go to early childhood education for several days. I have no time to eat or watch TV every day. I feel so tired. It feels so uncomfortable to feel like crying but not being able to cry as I please.

14. Speech is no longer free, and you cannot say whatever you want. Sometimes I feel painful because of the aggrieved state, but I have to accept this life.

15. The reason why you cannot do as you please is not because you are not rich enough.

16. Being poor cannot stop me from buying the clothes I want. Only being fat can.

17. I suddenly felt that it was so boring, that I couldn’t do whatever I wanted, or that I had to be suppressed by reality and become further and further away from my former self.

18. If we cannot cry and laugh as we please, how can we prove our youth? When our youth is gone and our appearance grows old, we must always have a young heart.

19. Life is actually not long, so why can’t we do whatever we want?

20. When you are in love, you can’t do things as you please, so you won’t work hard enough and you won’t be good.

Twenty-one, a collection of fragments of youth of middle-aged men. This is my first feeling of youth. Because of youth, the tone is warm, because of fragments, there is no complete plot chain, and because of collection, there is too much expression but lack of depth. It cannot be said that it is the director's freewheeling work, but it is a pity that the story is not coherent. I touched that era, but I couldn't see the people inside. I cannot see the interaction between the times and people, or the inner ripples that have arisen. It's just a passive passage of time and characters changing. Slightly disappointed.

22. It is difficult for people to live as they please. As long as you have what you want, you cannot get complete freedom. The balance between losing and gaining is a person's values. As I grew up and reconciled with myself, I threw away my previous unrealistic ideas, and started to seriously plan my life, I suddenly felt that life was so simple. I might benefit temporarily from doing some unhappy things, but I am no longer the emotional person I used to be. Children who think they are capable of action, but for Buddhist adults, laziness and comfort, which they think are rational, are the way to go.

23. It is really difficult to learn to reject others. Why can’t I live as I please? I am always constrained by the behavior of others.

24. I’m tired. I can’t do whatever I want. You can't eat when you want, play with your phone when you want, hide when you play with your phone, and pretend to be doing something serious when your boss comes.

25. If we cannot cry and laugh as we please, how can we prove our youth?

26. I can’t be happy lately, I can dance as I want, my meniscus, my knee

27. I have to learn to deal with myself now that I am an adult. Emotions cannot be ignored, let alone forgotten. What you say is not what you mean.

28. If you like it, you will like it, if you hate it, you will hate it. There are so many ambiguous emotions in life. People who follow their hearts don't have much choice, and they can't pick up or put it down as they please. I just hope that there will be no more regrets in my life. Women say whatever they want

There are still 60 days left before the due date, and my business is getting better and better. I have always felt that men should be responsible for supporting the family, while women must have a job or career to live a beautiful life and live as they please~ Come on, I hope I can live my life while also giving my children the best conditions.

Women can talk about whatever they want

1. There has never been an era where women can manage their own beauty as they please. We should feel lucky and happy! I hope that after many years of fighting with the world, you will still be radiant and full of interest.

2. Why work so hard? Because I'm afraid I can't keep up with you. Why do you need to wear makeup every day? Because I hope you only see me in your heart. The women you have a relationship with are all so beautiful. Can I calmly do whatever I want? Why go out to play? Because you didn't take me with you when you went out, women will inevitably have random thoughts, fearing that you like a woman who loves to play, and then I will learn to play, just to make you look at me. Why drink? Because you love to drink, I'm afraid that one day when you take me to drink, you will say that I am not suitable for the occasion, and then start drinking with those women who love to drink, thus leaving me in a corner. Why the nagging? It's not because you ignored me and I was busy playing by myself.

Why are you angry when you are just playing with a girl? Because I'm afraid of losing you

3. I met a strange woman today. She does everything as she pleases. It's common for her to curse people when she opens her mouth, and she's not allowed to talk back. How can such a person be found in the workplace? People are so prosperous that no one dares to mess with them. It cannot but be said that people nowadays are really very aware of current affairs. They follow the trend and imitate others, which makes people dazzled and confused, and it feels like they are getting more and more unclear. Today's people

4. Women are said to be pretentious, but women think about problems from a different perspective. She has many concerns and often cannot do as she pleases. She cares too much and often cannot speak freely. She wants more. , but I am afraid that I will accidentally be seen through by you, misunderstood by you, and disliked by you... When I want to leave everything behind, I don’t have a sufficient reason or a reasonable excuse

5. It’s difficult I don’t believe in women anymore, but I never believe in infatuated women. Yes, women always don’t know how to stay together, they have childish and weird thoughts, they do whatever they want, regardless of the consequences. Why do women have lower emotional intelligence than men.

6. Women are most beautiful when they do as they please and relax, just like the little unknown flowers on the roadside that I took photos of when I climbed Guanyin Mountain today. They are as soft, beautiful and elegant as ever.

7. I have grown up a lot and finally become tolerant enough. I want to live as I please, be a calm and indifferent woman, learn to dare to face the bleak life, analyze myself, and prescribe the right medicine, even though it is not as cold as one day.

8. My youngest aunt, after graduation, stayed in school to teach and is a university professor. She went to school early, and her students were all older than her. She also taught mathematics. When I was young, I went to live with her house, and I always felt that she was not good enough. You can eat the fireworks of the world, beautiful ~ Kochi ~ my role model, later I had a child and a circle of friends, and I was tired of cooking every day to deal with children complaining about students. . . I feel like every woman doesn’t live her life as she pleases. . .

9. Men and women are really different. Men can spend time, drink, and do whatever they want, but women cannot. Women have to live according to men’s wishes. If they are not careful, they will face homelessness. In this situation, I don’t know what the meaning of such a life is.

10. How can women be kind to themselves? Get rich first! Do whatever you want!

11. I can’t see you when I sleep. You are in my dream when I have insomnia. We seem to be in two parallel worlds. The communication in a day is so few that there may only be a few words, typing I live a single life under the guise of being married, eating, traveling, and attending other people's weddings alone. When others talk about it, I arrogantly deny it and say that it's a good life now. God knows that I still have the thoughts of a little woman and still look forward to it. There are hands holding me. Well, maybe a beautiful marriage only exists in movie clips and dreams.

12. It’s great that a forty-one-year-old woman can do whatever she wants and grin without any scruples. Shu Qi deserves this happiness. The clothes she took off remain in the past together with those photos and images.

13. The secret of a woman’s youth: forget your age, do whatever you want, and dress up however you like.

14. When time passes, I want to be a woman who wants to do whatever I want. I don’t need to be a dick to anyone, and I don’t have to be accommodating to anyone. I want to be like when I was a child, and I don’t have to look down on anyone.

15. It is not my intention to revolve around you and make you the center of the world! Women need to be independent in order to live as they please! However, after experiencing big things, I suddenly realized: You are the one worth cherishing!

16. What troubles me about my second pregnancy is the sucking. I can’t eat from one side and can only suck out the other side. I have to suck every meal during the day and night. The stinging sensation without suction may lead to mastitis. I don’t dare to eat as much meat as I want for fear of making more milk. Woman! Not only giving birth to a baby, but also breastfeeding is very grueling. How unfair! Watching everyone put on beautiful down jackets and go out for fun, I can only stay at home with milk stains and a fat cat.

17. When a man chooses a wife, he does not want to marry a little girl who needs to be taken care of and held in the palm of his hand. On the contrary, what he needs is a wife who can go through ups and downs with him, has a strong heart, and knows how to tolerate. He knows that only such a woman can allow him to fight without any scruples and live as he pleases.

18. I don’t understand why women who think that just because they are beautiful can marry a good man, who can legally rob rich and poor people, and who think that just because they are beautiful can swipe men’s cards as they please, come here. Where are you looking at my Weibo? After all, there is an IQ threshold for reading my Weibo. The circles are different, don’t be too rigid.

19. If you can obey those willful requests, that is my happiness. It would be most distressing to me if you thought I was a woman who takes pleasure in doing whatever you please.

20. Do you think that this kind of human beings owe themselves, and do not work all day long? Do you think that this kind of self-cultivation of character, year after year, sees a beautiful woman from a family? He secretly thought about coaxing other women to his own bed and making her comfortable.

21. The fever lasted for two days quietly, without causing any serious sneeze, tears or snot. What followed was a burnt mouth and ulcerated mouth. The original plan was to take the children and parents on vacation. Unexpectedly, the plan was completely reversed. With the new business plan, I may not be able to go on a long-term vacation as I like in the next three years. In fact, how many women are born with strong career aspirations? Who doesn’t want to spend most of their time with their children and parents, even if they have no choice~

22. As long as you are nice to someone who loves you, isn’t everything fine? I'm impressed with you too! Your verbal attacks and various attitudes are indeed over the top, very irrational! It's very unreasonable. After a long time, you will look at your cold, heartless man who loves you very much! What do you think? His heart is already broken! I have also said excessive things, but I just want to bring you back to the track of being a normal person. Instead of doing things as you please, women should have better moral integrity!

Twenty-three, I just want to be a little woman, do whatever I want, live a more refined and bourgeois life~~~

Twenty-four, after work one day , my legs are so sleepy that I have worked so hard. Do you know, if it wasn’t to support the family, why would I have to go to work day and night? Looking back at the previous news today, that is how a woman should live her life, doing whatever she wants. , just to cater to one's own heart, but now, I never imagined that marriage would be like this

25. This piece of sorghum land, these magical things, these men and women, are bold and cheerful, broad-minded and enlightened. Life and death wildly release the heat and vitality all over the body, revealing the freedom and joy of being a human being at will!

26. If a woman wants to manage her own life well, she must not do as she pleases. A little temper and cleverness are just condiments. Understanding the great wisdom of life is the best way. Only then will you be able to grasp the overall situation and have a life you envy.