Jokes about Newton, Einstein, Pascal and others

A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after their death. It's Einstein's turn to arrest people. He counted to 100 and opened his eyes to find meaning.

A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after their death. It's Einstein's turn to arrest people. He counted to 100 and opened his eyes. He saw everyone hiding, and Volt was lying not far away.

Einstein walked over and said, "Volt, I got you."

Volt said, "No, you didn't catch me."

Einstein: "You are not Volt. Who are you? "

Volt: "What do you see under me?"

Einstein looked down and found that it was ampere under volt!

Volt: "Ampere is below me, we are Volt/Ampere, so you don't catch me, you catch Ohm!" "

Einstein reacted quickly, so he changed his tune and shouted, "Ohm, I got you!" " "

However, Volt and Ampere are good friends of Ohm after all, so Volt and Ampere jumped up, but they still hugged each other tightly, which made Einstein puzzled ~

They said slowly, now, we are no longer ohms, but volts × amps, becoming watts ~

Einstein thought it made sense and shouted, then I finally caught you, Watt!

At this time, Watt hid in the corner and said slowly, "You see they have been holding each other like this for several seconds, so you didn't catch Watt, but Watt× seconds."

At this time, he saw Newton standing in

Not far away, Einstein came running and said, "Newton, I got you."

Newton: No, you didn't catch Newton.

Einstein: "You are not Newton. Who are you? "

Newton: "What do you see under my feet?"

Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile with a length and width of one meter.

Newton: "This is a square of one square meter under my feet. I am standing. "

It's Newton/square meter, so don't catch Newton, catch Pascal. "

Einstein was frustrated and finally broke out, so he flew up and kicked Newton out of a square meter floor tile.

Then he shouted, "Say it! How dare you say you are Pascal? "

Newton slowly got up from the ground and said, "no, I'm not Pascal anymore." You just let Newton move one meter. "

Distance, so I'm also Joule now. "

Joule was clever this time and jumped on avogadro.

His body, said:

Listen, I'm J/mol now,

Just as Einstein was thinking about what J/mol was, Helmholtz and Gibbs quarreled and said they were each other. In order not to lose both sides, they kicked kelvin under Joule and pushed avogadro out.

"Look!" They said, "Now it's J/K, it's entropy, if you want to catch Clausius."

Game continues

This time, Ampere was discovered by Einstein, and he was about to be caught. Ampere lay on the ground, straightened up and said to Einstein standing by, "Wait, I'm here."

There is a magnetic field where you are standing. "Just when Einstein was considering whether to catch Gauss or Tesla, he found that both of them found a floor tile and held it, saying," Don't bother you when you are old, we are now magnetic flux B S. Go find Webber. "

When Einstein tried to catch Weber, he found that he was doing a squat.

Einstein asked, "What are you doing?"

Weber replied, "Don't you see that I am getting bigger and smaller?" I am generating induced electromotive force. "

Just then, Volt suddenly panicked, grabbed Millikan by the collar and said, "What do you spray with an oil can all day?"

"Sure elementary charge," Millikan answered.

"Great!" Volt hugged Millikan and said, "From now on, we are eV, which is Joule."

Depend, today is really evil, "Joule muttered.

Handfuls of hertz in the body, said:

"Look, it's E/v now, it's Planck."

Planck is not easy to mess with. He suddenly found that an old man from the East had written 22/7 and 355/ 1 13 on the ground in the distance. He is very proud. When he knew the man's last name, he was overjoyed and rushed over. He copied these two scores and squatted on these four scores. He said to Einstein, panting and quiet:

"Look, it's h/4pi now.

"So what?" Einstein asked.

"My good friend Heisenberg taught me that I wouldn't be me. Ask him if there is anything. "

"Well, where is he?"

"Well, I'm really not sure."

Einstein became angry from embarrassment and was preparing to fight Planck.

Pick up:

Planck said:

"Wait, there is a good buddy named Xue in Heisenberg, hiding in the box in front."

"This box doesn't even have a vent," Einstein asked.

"You have to open it yourself."