A joke about misusing idioms

Xiaohua wrote in the composition book: There are three people in my family, my parents and me. Every morning when we go out, the three of us will

Go your own way, go your own way, and at night, all roads lead to the same goal.

Dad is an architect, and he gestures on the construction site every day. My mother is a shop assistant and cheats in the shop every day.

Do not refuse; I am a student, and I am dumbfounded and deaf in the classroom every day.

There are three people in my family with the same rotten tastes, and the family is harmonious. But when my grades are not good, my father and my roommate are at odds.

Beat me black and blue, prostrate on the ground, my mother turned a blind eye or stood by and never saw justice.

Be brave and sometimes even help others.

Usually, we like sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had to cut them at her wit's end.

Some taro to fill in the blanks. Unexpectedly, the taro planted on the balcony was delicious, and the family greedily ate their own fruits.

Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang dressed up beautifully, and she didn't think it was a waste at all.

Wife. The fledgling father quickly turned over a new leaf and put on a two-pronged suit, which was extremely handsome.

When people die, it makes people flinch. I love my beautiful sister, but I also put on my underwear.

The mountain tiger dog is beautifully dressed,

Hold your head high and put on your new high heels.

We rode a white horse and drove a simple car to the zoo, only to find that there were many people visiting the zoo.

The soldiers separated our family. The estranged father devoted himself to broadcasting everywhere, and finally found that he almost recognized the thief.

As a father, my sister and I met a unlucky person. In the struggle between trapped animals, we tried our best to push others into the monkey cage.

Before, the sham as the genuine fish laughed it off.

Family portrait.

Then go to the bird garden where chickens call dogs and steal, and enjoy the wonderful music of nature. Later, dad foamed at the mouth.

When the enclave called the deer a horse, a cool breeze blew, which made people shudder. My mother quickly put on a yellow robe for my father.

Plus the body, and told us to feel sorry for our loss.

In the evening, because of the holiday, every magpie in the restaurant was thriving, so my mother took us to Meng Mu.

Finally, I decided to eat hot pot. A restaurant has just changed its wallpaper. The walls at home are beautiful, and there are four dimly lit.

Awkward, very atmospheric. The waitresses lying in ambush everywhere attracted bees and butterflies and were busy rescuing Zhao for the guests.

Belly sword makes people mistake western bliss.

This world.

Hungry, we ordered a comprehensive hot pot, and as a father who was not chaotic, we took the initiative and asked for help.

The waitress has a knife, and teaches others how to swim. Hurry up and be a wily rabbit, because our family, a vegetarian, has already added it.

Add vinegar to the oil and wait for the hot pot to sink fish and wild geese to quickly win the Central Plains. Unfortunately, the pot cover is too small to cover the soup.

After flying, we rushed into the heat.

Take off your clothes tightly and push food, so as to destroy righteousness and practice fraud, and find out.

Hot pot will soon become a drop in the ocean. After we swallowed the whale with red face, several people escaped.

Fish. There is also a mother model. When she wanted to throw away the winter powder, she found that the flame was dangerous and had to throw the boat at the boat.

Fortunately, Smith's father, Land Rover, called the clerk who carried firewood to put out the fire, and finally came back to life, which also made us feel on pins and needles.

Self-enrichment. After all the birds have gone, we

The whole family has a glutton, and my sister and I are even more complacent.

Unexpectedly, when checking out, the boss showed his true colors and asked for a meal. Dad was so angry that Wu Niuchuan was furious, and so was mom.

I shed tears, too.

Ah! It's a lucky National Day. After my father was ashamed of his wallet, my whole family went to Jiang Lang.

Run out of talent, fail miserably.