Who will tell me some jokes?

A man went to the market to sell pigs, and it rained when it was dark. Twenty pigs were not sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night. The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home. Man: Please, big sister, give it to a pig. W: OK, but there is only one bed in the house. Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig. W: I agree. Men and women in the middle of the night, I sleep on you, and women refuse. Man: For two pigs. Female permission, please don't move up. After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused. Man: Give two pigs a move. The woman agreed. The man moved eight times and stopped. The woman asked him why he did not move. The man said that the pig was missing. The woman whispered: Why don't I give you pigs ... After dawn, this man whistled and drove 30 pigs to the market ... and the woman's pigs 10.