A complete collection of humorous stories (1 humorous stories)

1 humorous stories, let's see where the punch line is!

two old men were chatting. One old man said, "My son has made a promise. He works as a manager in a big company in the city with an annual salary of 2,. What about your son?" The other said, "I don't know. I heard that whoever finds him will be rewarded with 1 million."

One day, when Xiaoming was crossing the street, he saw an old woman fall down. In the spirit of doing good deeds, Xiaoming went to help her up. "Grandma, did it hurt?" Grandma holds Xiaoming's hand tightly! "I finally met a good man. What's your name!" "My name is Xiao Ming!" "Oh," the random old woman shouted to the crowded side of the street, "Come on, Xiaoming tripped me!"

In the morning, the master said to the newly-harvested apprentice, "Go out and see what the wind direction is today, and see if we can go fishing." The apprentice went out for a while and came back and said, "What do you think?" Master: "Idiot, throw something into the sky and see where it falls." The apprentice went out to find a brick and came back later and said, "Master, it's a downwind."

When the magpie comes, mom says it's like a bird or a guest. Swallows come, and mother says this is a good bird or a guest; When the crow comes, the child asks, Are you a guest? The crow cries: Yes, I am a hacker!

Xiao Ming told his mother that my brother put a thumbtack on the guest's chair when he came home to play today, and I saw it. Mom said, "Then how did you do it?" Xiao Ming said, "I stood by, and when the guest was about to sit down, I took the chair away from behind him."

Wife: "Honey, lend me some beef in your bowl, and I'll take a picture and return it to you."

Husband: "Yes, can I have my meat back?"

Wife: "It's obviously mine, with pictures and truth!"

I went to a meeting today. On the way, I met my colleague Liu, who was eating radishes while walking.

I asked, "Oh, all the fruits have come down this season. How can we eat radishes?"

Liu: "You don't understand. Eat it, and you can leave early when there is a meeting!" "

me: "What do you mean?"

Liu: "Our manager said that you had something to leave during the meeting, which I can understand, but you should at least fart!"

Me: "..."

When dating, the woman always asks the man if he has money, a car and a house?

Actually, to tell the truth, such a scene can only be encountered by city people.

I'm not afraid to tell you that our country girls will find out the man's family background before dating, otherwise they won't meet casually.

Xiao Ming came home from school and said proudly to his mother, "The teacher praised me today!" " Mom: "Praise you for what?" Xiao Ming: "The teacher praised me as the strongest student in our class!" " Mom: "How can you be so confident?" Xiao Ming: "Our head teacher said that no matter what I do, I always drag the whole class down by myself!" " Mom: "Xiong Haizi, don't run ..."

One day, Lao Wang met a drunk driver. He had a brainwave, got off the bus and joined the group of aunts dancing in the square dance on the roadside. The police pulled Lao Wang out and took him away, because he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the aunts at all. The aunt who led the dance said in alarm: "Sisters, see, the one who didn't dance seriously was taken away by the police!" " So the aunts jumped up even harder.