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No video, just text, sent to you for reference. 1, "excretion" training (after meals, the best effect) In a fixed corner outside the kennel or in the bathroom of the apartment, spread a Zhang Qian newspaper with its urine on it, and then put the newspaper on it. In order to let the dog know that this is the place to pee, you have to put some of its excrement in it [such as the newspaper after the urine is dry], because the newspaper has its familiar smell. At the beginning of training, the newspaper should be as big as possible, and then it can only be "solved" slowly in the newspaper. Remember to praise immediately if you do it right; Instead, simply and firmly reprimand it. Once the location of the dog toilet is determined, it is best never to move casually, which can also expand its range of activities at home. However, before teaching the next move, teach the puppy to be proficient in one move, be patient ... Don't act in a hurry ... 2. Training of "No" and "Good" When you see the dog's bad behavior, stop it immediately. And send a [No] password to let it know that this behavior is not allowed and will be scolded by the owner. On the contrary, if the dog has good behavior, it should be praised immediately, given a [good] password, stroked its head or neck and let it know that its owner likes it. 3. "Wait a minute" and "Come here" Training "Wait a minute" This command is to temporarily stop the dog's movements. When eating, put the food in front of the dog, and then give the password "wait a minute", so repeat the training. If you want to train the action of "coming over", you can do it while walking; Come as soon as you call, and praise it immediately. If it doesn't come or run away when you call it, don't be angry and chase it, just let nature take its course and call it later. Try to stay within your 10 meter when developing free activities. It is very important to get used to rope traction since childhood (* especially when going out and crossing the road to avoid accidents ~). Go to an open place and let it move freely. If it is a little far away from you, call it back and form a good habit of not being far away from your master. The "sit down" training-the best effect is to implement it before meals-has just begun. "At the same time, issue a [sit down] password until it can understand and sit down quietly. 5. "handshake training-(implemented before meals, the best effect) can only be implemented after making sure that the dog is very familiar with the password and action of sitting down. When he sits down quietly, please gently lift his left hand or right hand, and shout out the handshake password at the same time, and repeat it until the dog can understand and hear his handshake password, which is complete. You should repeat training every day. When training, remember that one action is not too hasty and unfamiliar, and teaching another action immediately is the biggest taboo. 6. "Lying down" training-(The best effect is before meals) If you want to train the dog to lie down, you should find a quiet place. When it has sat down quietly, gently pull its front foot with both hands to form a prone position. As long as it feels that its owner can be trusted at ordinary times, it is easy to train, pat it and praise it. 7. "Barking" training puppies will wag their tails and coquetry no matter who barks, but the big dogs are the same, so they lose their vigilance. Dogs, in particular, are small and weak. If they are too docile, not only can they not take care of their houses, but they may also be abducted and lost! Actually, dogs don't want to bark. You can't order it to bark, so you need to train it before eating. Every time before eating, it always screams excitedly, which is easy to do with the command of "screaming" and "screaming". In case it doesn't bark and doesn't respond to repeated orders, you can step on its foot or tail or walk away. A puppy who is used to going out for a walk every day will growl if he doesn't take him out once the owner's time is up. All of the above is to let the dog know what to do when the owner gives the barking order. Of course, you should caress and promise when you cry. Secondly, after four or five months, don't let outsiders get close to contact casually, which will make the dog wary of others except the owner. Or invite others to come in and grab its food while eating. At this time, the dog will naturally bark, and the owner should give an encouraging command to say "bark" and "bark" to comfort and reward it and build its self-confidence. Have confidence in the master and reject others. 8. "No Barking" Training Contrary to the above situation, some dogs like barking very much, which is really a headache and needs training. Although this training is contrary to the training mentioned above, the rhythm is the same. The main purpose is to let the dog know when to bark and bark when guests come, but if you pick it up, it will have the illusion that it has just done something right. In fact, he should say sternly: don't bark, or hit him, so the dog will naturally correct itself. It's boring for a dog to live alone in a kennel. It barks a few times, and you come from somewhere else. If there is nothing to blame, otherwise the dog will think its owner is coming when it barks. Before eating, you can also train backwards. If you keep screaming, you should give the order "Don't scream". Any of the above actions, as long as there is a little achievement and progress, should be taken on one side of the mouth to show approval. 9. The training of "going in" The main purpose of "going in" is to order it to enter the dog house. At the beginning, pull the belt or push it in hard by hand, and at the same time give the order of "go in". Especially before going to bed at night and coming back from exercise, you can repeat it many times a day until you learn it. It must be noted that the location of the dog house should not be changed frequently, so as not to cause confusion to the dog. When learning to go in, you can try not to push by hand, just give the order, then change the place and point out the direction and position with your fingers. The above exercises are compulsory first, and then an action is ordered, with clear rewards and punishments; If you like to play with dogs indoors, the method is the same. If there is a kennel, let it enter the kennel or sit in a specific place to show obedience. 10, the training of "opening your mouth" is not difficult. First of all, we must establish the confidence that "opening the mouth is not a loss, but a gain." Based on this confidence, we should approach the dog first, caress it to settle it down, then move the palm from the head and forehead to the muzzle of the forehead and try to lift the muzzle of the forehead with the tiger's mouth. If you are boycotted, put it down immediately, praise it as "good" and "good" and try again later. If the dog is still silent, wait patiently and don't make trouble without reason, so as not to be self-defeating. "until the upper muzzle is opened, the lower muzzle should also be opened." The owner immediately put a piece of his favorite food into the dog's big mouth, such as meat, biscuits and so on. This will make the dog feel that it is good for him to open his mouth, and then the training will be successful. It will be much more convenient to feed medicine in the future (grab the bus and stuff it deep in your throat). This kind of training can be tried several times until the owner raises his mouth and opens his mouth at the same time. It doesn't take much time to learn this kind of training. Repeat it several times and the dog will remember that even a forgetful dog, three days is enough. 1 1, the training of "Don't jump on the body" When the dog sees its owner go out and come back, it will jump on itself happily. The host may not like it at this time, but what should I do? It is forbidden in principle. If it is not corrected at a young age, dogs will intuitively show their inner happiness in this straightforward and emotional way. There are two ways to ban this kind of behavior. The first way is, when you come back from the door, it jumps on you or your leg. When your front foot is high or your mood is high, you trip its hind leg with your foot, or step on its hind toe. It will feel pain and give up, and will come back soon. You have to brew it again in accordance with the law and make it feel that this method is not working. The second method is that when it jumps up, you grab its front toe with your hand and press it hard, and it will feel pain and give up. The main purpose is to connect it with the feeling of pain. After completing the above two methods, the host can immediately order him to sit down, and if it is successful, you can pat him on the head to show your gratitude. As a result of such repeated training, the dog will feel like jumping on its owner, but it is better to sit down and wait for the owner's caress. As a host, of course, you will not hesitate to caress and praise. 12, "No Bite" training dogs sometimes bite furniture. Pants should stop saying no to his face or spanking him. Dogs like to bite people for a reason. When the puppy is around, he is full of curiosity, playing with things as a playmate, crouching down, and his forelimbs moving forward. This is an invitation gesture. Secondly, puppies' deciduous teeth are about to become permanent teeth 3 to 6 months after birth, and when their gums are itchy, they especially like to bite people and have physiological desires. Third, growing puppies are too energetic to play, especially growing puppies. In addition to a strong sense of responsibility, beating the fart bone and other methods, we should also review: (1) After entering the house, restrict them from playing in kennels and sports fields. (2) Choose toys for it to play with, such as fake bones and hard balls made of cowhide on the market, or things that are no longer used (dolls, shoes, etc.). (3) Increase the time and exercise for going out for a walk. (4) During this gnawing time, put the movable things away or put them away. A puppy with no addiction at all can be taught well as long as it is good at preventing the jar from biting people. At the same time, it is good for you to shift its abundant energy to training. You can try. 13, "Correcting Biting Addiction" trains dogs to have a natural tendency to be nosy, such as chasing moving things. This phenomenon is especially obvious in puppies; If this phenomenon is not banned, it will also be neurotic. "So we should also train together. In order to achieve the purpose of training, you can bring it to an animal weaker than it, lure it, see if it wants to get close, immediately stop "no" or hit it, and pull it back with a belt. According to this method, try it again Let it know the reason why the owner is dissatisfied. In case a bird or goldfish is killed by it, you should push the dog's head in front of the corpse, let it smell it before hitting it, and let it know why you are not happy, then scold it and hit it. Others, such as potted plants, flowers and trees outside the window, are the same. In addition, some small dogs bite the heels of visiting guests. This kind of puppy is usually because of its scary and protective personality, so it should be prevented as soon as possible. Dog bites are less harmful, so strict training is required at this time. When you grow up, you can safely take it out to avoid danger. Otherwise, it is too much trouble to wear a mask on the road. Dogs that are often kept in dog cages or chained up are often controlled for a long time, which is easy to cause physical and mental imbalance, so they will have bite addiction. The host neither takes it out to play, nor plays, especially people and things that are not used to the outside world. Once a stranger approaches, he always thinks it will harm him. It is better to start first. If a person is imprisoned in Xiaotian yard for a long time, his body and mind will be abnormal, and so will dogs. ...... 14, "follow by" training. Your dog walking on the left seems easy to follow, but it still needs to be taught. This kind of training is very important. The population and vehicles in the city are very dense, and if they are allowed to run around, it is easy to cause danger and car accidents. At the beginning of training, use a short rope to pull on the left side next to you. Don't put the drawstring too long at this time, let it move at will. Strict training began after June, and the habit of lateral heel was deeply planted from an early age. After getting into the habit, the long drawstring is gradually lengthened or no drawstring is needed at all (that is, the left follow-up of the cordless foot in advanced movements). If you get ahead of yourself in practice, pull it back immediately. If you don't go, you can barely pull it open. A barbed collar can also help you complete your training. The third situation is that it is too far away from the owner, so you can use the edge of the drainage ditch or fence for training. Because the ditch is in danger of falling, it is natural to lean to the side. Rewards and punishments should be used alternately in training, but it is not convenient to cause the psychology of walking and being afraid of cloth. 15 and "jump" training is more intense. Before training, you must first know whether your breed can withstand it. For example, Chihuahua, Bomei and Peking University are not suitable. Boston, Mini, Tieria and other dogs are more suitable. In order to avoid problems such as fractures. Jumping dogs is not difficult to train. Although some dogs are big, they are not good at jumping, such as Saint Bernard, which is not suitable for this kind of training. Think of it as a kind of training, otherwise it will be very painful, and it will be much easier to think of it as a game. At first, find a low obstacle, and when people and dogs cross it together, give the order to "jump". Because the obstacles are low and easy to overcome. Then, order it to stand on one side of the obstacle, and the owner will go to the other side of the obstacle and give the orders of "come" and "jump" until the dog wants to jump off the obstacle. After learning this command, slowly increase the height of obstacles, practice several times a day, and praise them as soon as you are done. When the obstacle rises to a certain height, the dog may jump over the obstacle and run past it. At this time, he should say "no" and take him to the original place to try again. Or the training of jumping in place with food or rubber balls. You can also change the training of high jump to long jump, a ditch, a board and so on. , are excellent materials. You should teach students in accordance with their aptitude, but do what you can. You can't expect a mini dog to jump six feet higher than a German shepherd. That's unreasonable. 16, "take the newspaper" training Before going out in the morning, it is interesting that the dog will bite the newspaper quickly when he gives the order "take the newspaper". If you want to learn this kind of training, you must use the moment of delivering newspapers every morning to issue the order of "taking newspapers". At first, the dog naturally felt puzzled. The owner should take it to the yard, pick up the newspaper, say "newspaper" to the dog, pat it as a reward, open its mouth, let it bite, pat it and say "good", then induce it to come home, pick up the newspaper and enjoy it again. Repeat the training three or five times like this. Try it in a few days. This trick, especially for indoor puppies, is particularly charming. The most important factor for dogs to do this kind of action is to give praise. Dogs will naturally understand quickly. One thing to note is that if the newspaper is put in the mailbox or out of reach, don't be taken away by others, which is not convenient for the implementation of this training.