Jokes about lawyers

My friend is a taxi driver. One day on the road, he found an old Santana with a piece of paper on it, which said, "Old car, new person, please be merciful." Then a line of fine print was written below. My friend couldn't read it clearly. If he wanted to see what was written below, he leaned over and still couldn't read it clearly. He was so curious that the more he couldn't see clearly, the more he wanted to see it, so he drove on, still unclear, and then drove on, only to hear a "crash" and rear-end collision! Boy, now I can see what is written on the paper, and I almost didn't make his nose angry: "Look, I hit it."

A thief was caught red-handed by the shopkeeper.

Moderator: "What are you looking for here?" Judicial joke

Xiao Yu: "Change!"

Moderator: "Please wait a moment, I'll turn on the light and we'll look for it together." cold joke

A lawyer asked a married man: How are you and your sex life?

Answer: Very happy!

Lawyer: Then why did you divorce your wife?

M: What does my sex life have to do with my wife? !

This is how courts usually handle cases.

Q: When is your birthday?

A: August 16.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

Q: How old is your son who lives with you now?

A: 34, maybe 35, I don't remember clearly.

Q: How many years did he live with you?

A: 45 years.

Q: You want a divorce because of a greeting from your husband?

Yes, all because of his greeting that morning.

Q: What did he say?

Oh, what a beautiful morning! Kelly.

Q: What's wrong with that?

A: My name is Lena.

Q: Do you know Lenore?

Yes, she is my daughter.

Q: So what's your relationship?

A: ...

Q: How old is your youngest son? He is 20 years old this year.

A: ...

Q: Were you there when Sanda took this photo for you?

A: ...

Q: You said this disease affected your memory?

A: Yes.

Q: How does this disease affect your memory?

A: I don't remember.

Q: So, what have you forgotten in the past three months? Can you give some examples?

A: ...

Q: So, the baby's conception time is 8 pm on September 3rd?

A: Yes.

Q: What were you doing then?

A: ...

Q: You have three children, don't you?

A: Yes.

Q: Are there any boys?

A: No.

Q: Are there any girls?

A: ...

Q: You said you fell down the stairs?

A: Yes.

Q: What happened later? Did you go up?

A: ...

Q: How did your first marriage end?

A: Widowed.

Q: Who passed away?

A: ...

Q: Can you describe that person?

A: Well, about 1.6 meters, with two beards and a little dark complexion.

Q: More directly, is it a man or a woman?

A: ...

Q: Let's start asking questions. All your answers must be "yes" or "no". Is your father's name Green Jerry?