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Miao people's pioneering journey

As the saying goes, Hunan women are affectionate.

As we all know, A-mei, a Miao nationality in Xiangxi, is not only affectionate, but also dare to love and hate. When I was a soft girl, I was pitiful and lovely; When you are fierce, the wind and fire are fierce and tenacious.

Then, love, naturally, has some different flavors from the Han people.

Catch up with sideline business

Compared with Han people, Miao people are more open in love and free in choosing a spouse, so this is an excellent opportunity to catch up with sideline business.

Generally speaking, traditional side events are mostly held during Miao New Year's Day, Mountaineering Festival, April 8th, Dragon Boat Festival, Chinese New Year Festival and other large festivals. Young Miao men and women wear ancient costumes, get together, find the right person, and naturally have many opportunities.

Since then, influenced by the customs of the Han nationality, the scenic spot gradually resumed its fair in the 1980s and 1990s and became a regular activity once a month. In the bustling crowd, young men and women bring their own goods to promote or purchase goods, which invisibly gives many opportunities to "strike up a conversation". Between bargaining, it is easy to see whether people are smart or not.

However, finding the right a-mei also needs eyesight, which is called perception.

Yuanyang geometry

In Xiangxi, there will be exquisite Miao Xiu on the coat chest of unmarried Miao family. A-mei is looking forward to catching up with the sideline if she has the heart. When a brother comes to talk to her, she will wear beautiful Miao costumes and often have a lifelike mandarin duck on her chest. Yuanyang is a symbol of love, often in pairs, will not be separated, the meaning of a Yuanyang is obvious-A-mei is single, waiting for his brother to tease.

In addition, unmarried girls will tie a conical bun on their heads, wear a bottomless forehead hat, insert a silver comb or silver flowers, and see no bangs. When you look up, you will know the secret.

Miao's brother saw it, and he had his own plans in mind, so he wouldn't rashly provoke other men's cousins.

However, observation must be restrained. A girl's chest is embroidered with mandarin ducks, and a hot-blooded man can't keep staring at other people's breasts. That glance flashes by, and you have the ability to know everything. You have to show your ability.

In other words, in the 1990s, many Han people went to Xiangxi to play. Hearing the rumors here, they are at a loss and eager to try. It's a pity that people come and go in the market, are not good at observing, and their eyes are dull, always aiming at Miao girl's chest. Seeing that single girls are ok, most people will turn around and walk away, ignoring them. But there are also unlucky ones. I saw two mandarin ducks on the clothes on the Miao girl's chest and stared at them for a long time. Before he recovered, he was caught by his husband and charged with "hooliganism".

The light is sent to the public security department, but the heavy one is a beating and a loss. As we all know, the woman embroidered with two mandarin ducks is married, which has caused many jokes for a time.

Be presumptuous (to women)

The Miao area is quite large, but slightly different. Here, let's talk about the "means" of Miaomen in Hunan and Guizhou.

A-mei is like a star in the sky, full of eyes. Camus's brother took a fancy to it and naturally put it into action.

The so-called hands-on, Miao man has his own set. If you find the right A-mei and are unmarried, the Miao man will take three or five brothers across the past. If it's A-mei's business, A-mei will give her things directly to the other party, and A-mei will take them, which shows that the young man is good, belongs to A-mei's favorite type, and has the opportunity to communicate. Here, the brothers around us are wingmen and assists, that is, the Eight Immortals cross the ocean. There are also accidents. I am most afraid that my brother has a crush on a sister at the same time. That's another story.

For someone, I prefer another way of "showing love with phenylethylamine", which is especially romantic. Camus's brother likes A-mei. First, he went over and took out his token of love. If A-mei accepts. Brother can come closer and gently pull a-mei's ribbon with his hand. At this time, A-mei also liked her brother's words very much, so she stepped on his instep with her toes, which means "If my brother goes, A-mei will go with her", indicating that she is moving.

Of course, some big girls took a fancy to their brother and stepped on it directly. After a long time, they naturally confessed to each other. It will be a legend in the future. Either love begins, step by step, such as going to the woman's house to "pick shit for three years" and then marrying A-mei and going home; Or find a quiet place where lonely men meet few women. ...

Express one's love for songs

It is essential for Miao people to be good at singing and dancing.

Groups of Miao young men and women met at the side of the scene, so they made an appointment, or paired up openly or alone to express their feelings for this song.

During the day, in the shade of the village, or where the stream is gurgling, Miao's brothers get together and play konoha, night flute or lusheng in front of Miao's diaojiao building, or sing directly and invite Miao to come out for a duet. If it is night, you can only sing in the stockade square or the open space next to stockade to avoid confusion. Of course, there are also blocked love. My brother hid in the hill or stream near the girl's stockade, singing his own love songs one by one, expressing his love for the girl and declaring his determination not to give up. ...

The song sung during the day is called "Flying Song". The tune is so loud that girls far away from the stockade can hear it. The song sung at night is called "Lala Song", and the melody is euphemistic, which does not affect the rest of the stockade. When girls hear singing, they will put on beautiful clothes, invite their girlfriends or sisters, and sing with the young men who invite them to sing to express their love.

At the end of the song, we naturally agreed on the location of the next tryst, so we came and went and got married. At that time, there was no need for the government to register and issue certificates, just according to the Miao family's marriage customs.

If you talk about an order, you can express your love for songs. Songs can be divided into meeting songs, youth songs, hymns, courtship songs, love songs, parting songs, etc ... If you say the rules of songs, it is also simple. First, three or five men, women and even more young people sing together. You ask me and answer me, and you laugh at me. Moreover, it is a private tryst. As for what songs to sing, only the two sides know whether it is romantic or not.

Jiang Kun said to himself.

The majority of Han men are certainly envious. After the Song Dynasty, except Pan Jinlian who left a stick to support the window, there was no connection between the other three virtues and four virtues.

Looking back on today's "blind date", either men and women meet in a hurry to talk about garage gifts, or seven aunts and eight aunts are shouting for food and drink in the restaurant.

I never think that love in scenic spots is our nature, naive and romantic. When someone is in Xiangxi, this situation can be encountered by accident.

I also hope that the pure land of the scenic spot can continue to be so "in love" until it lasts forever.