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Rubber topic composition

In ordinary study, work and life, everyone is familiar with writing. With the help of writing, people can achieve the purpose of cultural exchange. What kind of composition can be called an excellent composition? The following is the rubber topic composition I compiled for you. Welcome to learn from and refer to it. I hope it will help you. Rubber topic composition 1

On Wednesday, I was tutoring at my teacher's house. The teacher asked me to write a farewell to meng haoran on his way to yangzhou of the Yellow Crane Tower from memory. As soon as I heard this, I was elated, because I knew this poem well, and it was natural to write it by heart. Three times five divided by two, it was very smooth, and I was silent for a while.

I handed the dictation book to my teacher confidently, thinking, "This time the teacher will definitely praise me, hehe ……" But just as I was still enjoying myself, the teacher's critical voice rang: "How did you write" Zhi "in a farewell to meng haoran on his way to yangzhou of the Yellow Crane Tower as" Li "? What a careless guy! " "No, I remember it was a silent' zhi'?" With wonder, I took the notebook to check and found that the word "Li" was a bit "guilty". With a flick of my finger, a dot on the word "Li" immediately jumped out, and the word "Li" became "Zhi" again. It turns out that rubber crumbs are at work. I said angrily, "Damn rubber crumbs, I want to get rid of you." The teacher saw him on the side and laughed.

Damn rubber crumbs, I'll be careful with you in the future, lest you play tricks on my words again. Rubber topic composition 2

I am square, wearing a pink dress, which is very beautiful. But these days I feel bad, because I have become grotesque and dirty all over. I blame my little master for this appearance!

Before I got enough sleep in the morning, a chubby little hand reached into my bedroom-pencil case and touched me three or two times. There is no doubt that the "king of typos" came to arrest me again, and his powerful hand pinched me out of breath. Later, without saying a word, in a blink of an eye, I put my head on the paper and rubbed it back and forth against the typo, which made me dizzy and scarred, covered my forehead with dirt and stained my beautiful skirt. Before long, I was rubbed into a "bald" top.

I haven't had a rest yet, but the young master's hand is coming again. What should I do this time? I saw him holding a knife in his hand and saying, "I'm going to cut you into pieces." I was scared to hear that. I watched the knife hit me, but I was helpless and resigned to my fate. Of course, the consequences could be imagined, and I was cut into many small pieces.

ah! The little master's hand came to catch me again, and I don't know what "torture" I'm going to suffer. Rubber topic composition 3

I am a little rubber that everyone loves. Not long ago, I lived a carefree life in a stationery store, which was particularly comfortable.

One day when I was sleeping, a chubby little hand picked me up and said loudly, "This eraser is really beautiful. I'll buy it." Other rubber friends cast envious eyes. I also like my little master very much, and I think I will be his good helper. At first, the young master was very kind to me. Every time he used me carefully, he would say thank you after using it. I am very satisfied with my little master, so I work harder. As soon as the young master has a typo, I immediately ran over to eliminate it, even though my body is getting smaller day by day, I am willing. But the good times didn't last long. One day, the little master took me to play in class, and the teacher found out and criticized him. He was unconvinced, so he took me out as a punching bag, stabbed me with a pencil, cut me with a knife, and threw me around on the table, which tortured me to death. I really called not to do it every day, and the ground was ineffective! At night, the young master fell asleep, and I told my stationery friends about my misfortune today. Brother Shu said, "The young master was also very kind to me before, but he tore me up today." Sister Pen said, "It's too bad for a young master, how can he be so careless about stationery!" "

yes! I don't want my young master to treat me like this. The teacher said that he shouldn't have emotions either. He should seriously review himself, listen carefully in class and cherish our stationery. Rubber topic composition 4

hi! My name is eraser. Do you want to know me? Yes, then come with me!

I was first discovered by British scientist Priest in 177. Before this, people used bread to wipe pencils. However, the earliest I was made of natural rubber, and I didn't lose crumbs when I erased words. I just stuck the end of a pencil on the rubber, and the more I rubbed it, the dirtier it became. Now I am even more powerful. When people make it, they add sulfur, oil and other substances, which makes it easy for me to lose crumbs. The erased pencil leaves me with crumbs, so that I can keep it clean and won't get the little master's paper dirty.

my appearance is beautiful, too! I am wearing a golden yellow robe, and my body is round like a tire, which is very interesting. On my face, I also painted the expression of sticking out my tongue when I was angry. That is the expression I often make, which is specially used to amuse the young master.

I am not only beautiful in appearance, but also beautiful inside. My life is dedicated to the young master, although I am silly, but my skills are also great! When the young master writes a wrong word with a pencil, he can't erase it. At this time, it's time for me to show my talents! As long as I dance a few Latin dances on the paper, the wrong words will be completely gone. My little master is very sad to watch me lose weight day by day. She is determined to be more careful when doing her homework and use me as little as possible so that I can accompany her every day.

My compatriots also have pens, fountain pens and ballpoint pens ... all kinds and shapes.

am I good? Do you like me? Rubber topic composition 5

Editor's note: The author saw that students in some classes were fascinated by jumping rubber bands during recess, which added a beautiful landscape to the lively recess. When the bell rang, everyone rushed to the playground with rubber bands and danced. Healthy, safe and meaningful recess activities can really exercise students' body and mind. Let's enjoy it together!

Recently, students in some classes in our school are fascinated by jumping rubber bands during recess, adding a beautiful landscape to the lively recess.

When the bell rang, everyone rushed to the playground with rubber bands. First choose an open space and share it with your' golden partner'. Simple black and white matches determine their respective appearances, so we will wait and see. It's my turn to play, relax a few times, my peers applauded warmly, everyone danced, and the campus was full of laughter ... < P > "What are we going to play during recess?" Has been puzzling the children now. In view of this situation, our school has incorporated the content of recess activities into the teaching scope of physical education class. According to children of different ages, teachers have made corresponding teaching plans and implemented them. Healthy, safe and meaningful recess activities can really exercise students' body and mind. I hope our children can "play" wonderfully during recess. Rubber topic composition 6

One day at noon, when I came home from school, I seemed to hear someone arguing in my pencil case.

at this moment, I gently opened the pencil case. I saw a pencil and an eraser jumping out of my pencil case. I was surprised and was about to ask them what had happened. I saw the pencil and eraser say in unison: Master, help me judge. Tell me which of us is more useful? After listening to their words, I smiled and said: You each have your own strengths. For example, if you make a mistake in writing a pencil, the eraser can help you get rid of the wrong words. If there is only an eraser or a pencil, one can only write and the other can only erase words, and things cannot be perfect. So you two, no one can do it, as long as you two work together, it is a perfect match. You two can't argue about this. It's not good. You are both my good partners in my study, and I can't do without either of you!

after listening to my words, the pencil and eraser bowed their heads in shame, shook hands and made peace, and jumped back into my pencil case happily.