Somebody tell me some jokes.

Late at night, MM went home alone and met a group of hooligans. MM is very scared. At this time, the janitor aunt stepped forward, making MM escape successfully but being gang-raped by herself. The next day, the whole school knew the heroic deeds of my aunt, and the principal personally took the flower basket and fruit to the hospital to visit her. Aunt was very grateful and suddenly said, "Nothing, I didn't think about it at that time, just wondering why such a good thing should be cheaper than that little slut!" " ! "

In the corridor, I met a PLMM. She said five words to me with envious eyes: "Wow, you are so handsome!" " "

Without saying anything, I slapped her and proudly said, "Grass! Nonsense! "

In a certain class of the army, I saw a soldier shaking all the time. The monitor saw it and asked loudly, "xxx, what are you doing?" 」

The squad couldn't help but say, "Report to the squad leader, I'm going to 1."

When the monitor heard this, he shouted unhurriedly: "1, come here, he wants to fuck you." 」

1. What was the most serious consequence of being naughty as a child?

-playing on the wall when I was a child ~ I accidentally slipped. . . . Kick someone off the wall. . . .

2. Have you ever peeped into other people's privacy?

-I robbed. . .

3. Have you ever thought about suicide?

I want to fucking kill you!

4. When did your first kiss happen?

When I was 6 years old, I said to a girl one year younger than me: I don't agree that I pushed you into the ditch.

5. Someone has a crush on you, will you be tempted when you know it?

I think I'll change my mind. . .

6. Your predecessor got married. Would you like to attend her wedding?

I just want to attend your funeral!

7. If you met a robber in the middle of the night and he said he wouldn't let you go unless you sang, what would you sing?

-Nice Chinese songs. . .

8. What would you do if your opponent fell into the water?

Pee. . .

9. If your high school classmate was sitting in KTV and you happened to meet her, would you?

-I'll point her out. . .

10. Do you think you look good in person or in a photo?

-Turn off the lights. . .

1 1. What would you do if you saw a MM crying by the river?

-I'll sneak her down. . .

12. At the seaside, there is a turtle that can't turn over. Would you?

-pick it up and go home to make soup. . .

13. You fell asleep on the bus. What were you thinking when you woke up?

-Ah. . . Am I still alive? (Because I am a driver)

14. Now, take your eyes off the computer screen and look to the right. Tell me what you see.

-My dad slapped me. What the fuck time is it? Don't sleep! ! !

15. You were watching TV when Sadako climbed out. Would you?

-1 Find a cage to study. Take the stool back to him!

16. What do you say if you see Meng Po at Naiheqiao after death and give you Meng Po Tang?

-grandmother of, mixed with water again! ! !

17. What do you want to do most when sleeping in a warm bed at night?

-Wet the bed!

18. How did you get the most unforgettable scar?

The cruel doctor cut it when he was born.

19. What do you do if you want to cry and don't want to be seen by others?

-Put your hands on other people's eyes

20. What's your favorite pet?

-Altman

2 1. What is the most effective way to give up someone and forget?

-Study Altman.

22. If you are in prison, what do you do to kill time in prison?

-Dig a tunnel

23. What was the most valuable thing you stole while playing in Xin Kai?

-Rats in Internet cafes