Three-person New Year's Day Funny Crosstalk Script

Today we are going to play a language game called "Say a word".

Then tell me what happened.

A: Very simple. If I say one, you have to say one, but not two.

Let me tell you two.

A: No, I don't say one, I just sing one.

B: If I don't say one, I'll dance.

C: If I don't agree, I will listen to you. Then I'll be the first to say

B: Then I'll ... I'll ... one of me will say.

Then I'll be the last person to say that.

C: I'm a farmer, and farmers have one.

B: I'm a student. One student has one.

A: I am alone, and everyone has one.

There is a cupboard in my home.

B: Why is this man's family so poor? He only has one cupboard. Listen, my family has a pile of gold.

With so much money, I am not afraid of thieves. My family has a Ferrari.

I clean the cupboard once a day.

I look at gold every day.

I ride a racing car once a day.

C: I take a bath and change clothes once a day.

B: I change clothes every day and wash my face first.

A: I wash my face and change a pair of shoes every day.

C: Oh! How many pairs of shoes are there?

A: (stuttering nervously) One.

C: Then you can combine ... (want to say a few words) in your future speech.

Our house is clean every day ... (stuttering) Everything.

A: Impossible! Only idioms ... and this (two fingers) is clean.

B: (two fingers) What's this?

A: I don't know.

B: I learned this in the first grade of primary school. At first glance, class is not boring.

I miss a meal a day.

C: No wonder it's so thin! You are as thin as a telephone pole, and a gust of wind blows.

You are as fat as an asphalt bucket. No matter how many gusts of wind blow, you won't fall.

C: We should speed up now.

B: Good! The hills are connected into hills.

The stream merged into a river.

A big tree makes up a forest.

B: A ... firefly integrates light.

We must cherish every drop of water.

C: We should get to the bottom of those who destroy the environment.

Protecting the environment is a top priority. We must devote ourselves to protecting the environment.

A: Never be half-hearted.

Hmm!

B: Everyone heard you, so sing quickly.

A: Why?

C: What did you say before?

B: That's right.

I wanted to ask you, but you asked me if I would come.

C: You just said an idiom.

Why don't I remember?

C: This is a person suffering from childhood amnesia.

B: That's right.

A: Do you have recorded evidence?

C: No, but what you said just now is ...

B: it's half-hearted.

Do you see it? You also said that.

A, B and C: Ha ~ ~ Ha ~ ~