Who can tell me some cold jokes? They’re going to be really cool.

There was a hand grenade

One day after it finished eating

It cleaned its teeth

Suddenly there was a thorn between the teeth.

It pulled it out hard

...and it exploded...

Male: Marry me! I love you! I can't live without you!

Female: No, my mother will be unhappy. She says you are too useless.

Male: Oh, if you don’t agree, I will die in front of you! As he spoke, he raised his pistol.

Female: Please wait a moment. I’ll ask my mother.

Male: Hey, I knew this trick would work.

Female: My mother said that I am an adult and can watch such bloody scenes.

An eggplant was walking on the road and suddenly sneezed many times and said: "Someone is taking pictures again"

Glass and coffee cups were crossing the road together, and suddenly someone shouted: Car Coming!

As a result, the glass was hit by a car, but the coffee cup was fine. May I ask why?

Coffee cups have ears!