[Extraordinary 6+ 1] Set off firecrackers with double springs. What are all the lines?

Set off firecrackers with double springs

Hello everyone, please allow me to introduce myself. I am the famous * * * * everyone knows. Oh, of course, and this little girl. She is the * * * * who is in love with everyone and has a flat tire. Don't flatter yourself. Do you know what you are doing here today?

A: Of course, I know. A smart person like me, today we are here to perform a double reed for everyone. B: Yo, you have a big breath. Let me test you. What is a double spring? A: Double spring, double spring, double spring, I really don't know? B: A double reed is a double yellow egg.

A: oh, it's double yellow eggs. What a mess.

B: Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm just kidding. Do I know the double reed? Double reed means that one plays in front and the other speaks in the back. It is necessary to speak and learn from a person.

A: I am right. Then I'd better play in the front.

Ok, but before the performance, I'll make you up. Look, it's done.

On the morning of June 1, let me clean up. I will keep my word. I will sweep the floor first. I sweep, I sweep, I sweep, I sweep, I sweep, I sweep, I sweep, I sweep, I sweep, I sweep, I sweep, I sweep. I wipe the back, the top, the bottom, the left, the right, the front, the back and the middle. Wow, it's so bright. Let me look at myself. Why am I so dirty? I can't do it. I have to perform on June 1 day tomorrow. I have to take a shower quickly. I'll turn on some hot water and put some cold water. I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub, I rub.

A: Come out. I'm peeling when I rub it. Are you Zhou Pipi? B: Hey, I'd like to see if you can play A: Have you tried that?

B: You said it would be official next. All right, I'll give you another chance.

B: Six one six is coming. The children clapped their hands and laughed, and I sang and danced. Oh, happiness is really lively. I laugh, I laugh, I laugh, I laugh, I laugh, I laugh, ah, ha, ha, ah, ha, ha, ha, I am setting off firecrackers with the children. Bang, bang.

Oh, hey, my face, my face. Listen, my face hurts like hell.

B: Actually, I want to tell the children that June 1st is coming. Children can't shoot at random. Don't be like him I'll take you to the hospital. A: No. B: Let's go. No. What's the matter with you? A: There is no curtain call yet.

The founder of Shuanghuang is Huang, an artist of hard book (playing and singing by himself) in the late Qing Dynasty. The date of birth and death is unknown. There are different opinions about his transformation from hard book to Shuanghuang. It is said that hard book artists lost their voices in Qianlong and Jiaqing in their later years, and changed to two performances, one performance and one simulation performance. On the other hand, Huang, a storyteller in Tongzhi period, was good at imitating characters' language, singing of birds and animals, local accent, and even learning and performing. Later, it was changed to one person to talk about learning and one person to perform. Although both theories are recorded in writing, I don't know their origins.