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Sentences suitable for narcissistic friends circle at night
There are people fishing in front of my house all the year round and never come back empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is 0/00 km away from the sea/kloc-,but they often catch tuna in the small stinking ditch in front of the door and look for turtle eggs behind the haystack. Later, after investigation, it turned out that there were countless women crying in front of my house all the year round. The composition of tears was rich in amino acids and protein, which was very suitable for tuna survival and turtle spawning. Over the years, those women's tears have gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was full of prosperity; By the time I was eighteen, the beach had developed so fast that it was called Hawaii.
3. Continue to be the child who loves to laugh in the future, but laugh a little lonely.
I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.
I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!
6. If I really love you, will you forgive all my mistakes?
7. I slept at home for a day and a night, and my dreams were full of her shadow.
8. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It is about beauty.
9. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.
10. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !
1 1. I'm really bored. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying
12. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.
13. Each weighing. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.
14. I have been worried about one thing: if there is no me in the world, how can others live? Oh, I'm really angry.
15. Go all the way to the red line and stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.
16. Don't challenge my sister's skills with the speed at which you throw the video!
17. Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find your friend getting better and better.
The second sentence 18 is suitable for narcissistic circle of friends at night. Now I like listening to music quietly, and then I miss you.
19. Others praised me for being too beautiful, and I praised others for their good eyes.
20. I'm still cute for my age. I am really a sinner!
2 1. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.
22. Handsome is just a word, but it makes me stick to it all my life.
23. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!
24. I laugh when someone says I'm handsome. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?
25. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?
26. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect.
27. Handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.
28. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!
29. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.
30. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.
3 1. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue.
32. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.
33. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.
34. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.
I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!
36. Being a man is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.
37. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.
38. I want to be an anodyne vegetable.
39. Law-abiding and depressed, singing at night, riding a mule to harm others, being honest and fair and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!
40. Life is a book, fools read it in general, but wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it. Last time, a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.
4 1. The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness. So, up to now, I still live for my handsome and strong.
42. It's a waste of your sneaky eyes not to be a bad guy.
43. Narcissistic words: If Shuai Neng supports a person! I think I can feed the whole world!
44. Anyone can eat it. Everyone looks like pancakes all day. Eating steamed bread with rice is no problem. It's made of porcelain. Sometimes I come backstage, slip two Jin of cakes and get ready to drink. ...
45. The story told today is not far from now. If there is an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-it was blocked during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …
46. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!
47. It is the soul of shit, especially the ghost of shit.
48. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.
49. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.
50. Lao Tzu said, hit with a brick, hit on the head, care about immortality. Forget it.  ̄
Sentences suitable for sending friends in the evening
I like you, but I know I can't be with you. It doesn't matter. I will protect you silently.
Second, I was so stubborn and blind that I forgot to stop and felt sorry for my helplessness.
Third, in this world, sometimes you smile at others, and sometimes you smile at yourself and relax.
Fourth, after a group of lunatics went crazy, all they left was the loneliness of a group of people.
Happiness is not necessarily a joke, and sadness is not necessarily a poem. Because of you, I feel the emotion between the lines.
6. I began to lose my voice and hide in my corner.
Seven, too many smiles are saved for tomorrow, because I am afraid of losing this second of laughter.
Are you sure you won't come back? Memories will not drift away.
Nine, I can tolerate any mistakes of my friends, but remember that my tolerance has a bottom line;
In fact, narcissists are smart because falling in love with themselves will never hurt.
Eleven, life is like a play, too happy, too sad, all because you live too much.
Remember to smile when you meet someone you have loved, because it is that person who makes you know more about love.
13. Life is like a race. We don't care whether we can reach the finish line, only whether we can finish the race.
You won't miss it again.
Fifteen, you lit up a thousand roads with a lamp, and I chose one, and bowed my head and ran to happiness with you without hesitation.
I want to know whose thoughts these geese have taken away.
At the age of seventeen, I didn't know the bitter taste until tears crossed my mouth.
Eighteen, familiar melodies always evoke bitter memories.
Nineteen, unspeakable grievances are grievances, and crying to laugh is pain. Then how wronged and painful should I be?
I stand in the strong sunshine and stare at you with a quiet side face.
Twenty-one, the more I like it, the more I like bullying.
22. What are you doing up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet!
23. Do you have a permanent residence in your heart?
Looking at your happiness, we can only be passers-by.
Twenty-five, only in the future tense, from the present tense to meet the past self.
Twenty-six, because I once loved you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly now.
Twenty-seven, you can cry without paper towels and shoulders.
28. As long as we spread our wings, the wind will really become silent.
Twenty-nine, sometimes, everything seems so pale and powerless.
I don't know what I'm waiting for or what I'm expecting.
Thirty-one, trust, I don't know how many years of operation, but it can collapse in an instant.
Don't ask me if I loved you, because my love has nothing to do with you.
Thirty-three, you are like the starlight at the fingertips, which I can see but can't touch.
Thirty-four, gorgeous fireworks broke the streamer, extinguished the flood, and lost you and me.
At the age of thirty-five, I quietly looked up at the sky, trying to find that lost touch.
36. It's raining, which is in tune with Russia's crying.
Thirty-seven, hiding in the corner hides lonely but not extravagant pity.
If it sounds good, give me a glass of water when you are thirsty.
I can only laugh off what she said about you.
Bring my happiness back, please enjoy the short happiness on earth with me.
Sentences suitable for friends at night
1. If I say I love you, I will always love you. I wonder if you will believe me?
Second, there are two major misunderstandings in life: one is to show others life, and the other is to look at others' lives. It seems that because I can't prove my happiness, I need to prove it with the eyes of others. In fact, this is a kind of vanity and inferiority. Don't live too passively, because it will make you very hard. As long as you feel happy, you don't have to prove anything to others. Don't be too busy looking at others, you're going the wrong way.
Third, when it gets dark, you can see more starlight.
Fourth, Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose the fixed number of years between 1 and 100. Failure to renew after expiration is equivalent to automatic divorce. However, the shorter the time, the higher the cost. The registration fee for 1 year is equivalent to more than RMB 20,000, and only 6 yuan money is needed for1year. Those who choose to get married for one year have a thick book about marriage to read, while those who choose to get married 100 have only one piece of paper, which reads: I wish you a long life.
Love in the true sense means loving yourself and others. People who don't love themselves can never love others.
Bi Shumin's I'm Important: Yes, I am. Each of us should have the courage to say so. Our position may be humble, and our position may be insignificant, but this does not mean that we are unimportant. Importance is not the same as greatness, but the spiritual commitment to life.
If life binds your body, don't let it bind your heart. As long as you are in the mood, even if you just go to an unknown place by car, you can explore this planet.
Eight, Tao's "Separate Travel": The most important person in life may only feel a little warmth when he is around you, which is no more meaningful than a cup of hot tea. But when you lose it, the whole world suddenly becomes desolate. I only know that we are always conquering space, but there is nothing we can do about time.
Nine, if love is in sight, wait for a moment too long; If love is at the end, the waiting life is short!
When that person starts to ignore you, it's time to learn to ignore that person.
XI. Twilight: When you really fall in love with someone, everything is so worthwhile, including the inevitable injury.
Twelve, if you can't be good to me for a lifetime, please don't be good to me, even if it's only for a second; If you can't cheat me all your life, please don't cheat me, even if it's just a word; If you can't love me all your life, please don't love me, even for a moment.
Maybe you won't know how important I am to you until I forget, give up and leave.
Fourteen, when you put your feelings into a person, then in front of him (her), you are like a nerve, you will be afraid, anxious, anxious, and will suffer from loss.
Fifteen, I am not the first person you hold hands with; Not the first person you hug; Not the first person you kissed; Not your first person. But I hope I can be the first person you want to talk to when you encounter pain; Is the first person you want to share happiness with; Is the first person you want to rely on when you encounter setbacks; Is the first person you can be with after this life. I can really be the first person in your heart.
Sometimes I feel sad not because of what I have done, but because I find that I can't do anything; Sometimes I am at a loss not because I have no choice, but because I find that I have too many choices. Sometimes I laugh loudly, not because I am extremely happy, but because I can't cry.
Seventeen, escape may not be able to escape; The face is not necessarily the saddest; Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy; Getting it may not last long; Losing doesn't necessarily mean losing.
Eighteen, there are only two kinds of romantic love in the world, one is the love in TV series, no matter how disgusting, it can make you cry; The other is the love you are experiencing. Even if the other person is a pig, you can stay up all night in pain.
Nineteen, when looking at other people's lives, we always like to enlarge their happiness and ignore their misfortunes, so other people's lives feel happy. When we look at our lives, people always like to reduce their happiness and expand their troubles, so we always have too much dissatisfaction with our lives.
Twenty, Xu Zhimo: What makes women forget is feelings, and what makes men forget is feelings. Feelings precipitate with time and disappear with time. After all, they are different species, who can understand who loves them deeply and who can understand who leaves.
2 1. Fate is never something to wait for, but something to be completed. Don't pin all your disappointments on fate, because fate is not so hateful, it just records the degree of your efforts truthfully.
Twenty-two, we can all bravely face the person you love does not love you, but no one can face a person who has loved you for a long time and turn around and leave. That kind of pride and happiness is gone.
Twenty-three, love makes a person lose independence, and you can't help but start to worry about Ta.
Twenty-four, life is always full of irony and puzzling. Always hurt your heart before you understand what happiness is; Always make noise before you know that peace is rare; It is always necessary for some people to be gone, only to find out how precious Ta is around them.
Twenty-five, some scars, scratched on the hands, have become the past tense after healing. Some scars are scratched in my heart, even if they are scratched gently, they will remain in my heart.
Liu Qi: In this world, there are deception, struggle and all kinds of unfairness. Everyone lives with a mask of hypocrisy. But deep down, I always hope to have a quiet place to convert. Women's conversion is husband and family, and men's conversion is women. Sadly, the woman who converts a man is often not his wife.
Say sorry to yourself, because others worked hard for you.
28. Zhang Xiaoxian: I just hope that when I say nothing, someone can know that I am not really okay; When I try to smile, someone can know that I am not really happy.
29. It is a pity in life that you don't do what you want to do most. Life needs deliberation and impulse. When you really want to do something, you'd better put it into action and don't always miss the beauty of life. Impulse may pay a price, and if you miss it, you will also pay the price of regret.
30. Anything can be simple if you want.
Thirty-one, many times women are not stupid, but just too lazy to be smart, especially in front of the person they like. The degree of stupidity is directly proportional to the degree of love for this man.
Junichi Watanabe: To appease a man, you must be kind to him, but not always. Just take care of him when he is ill. If he is really too good to get sick, just take care of him when you are sick.
If only I knew how to abandon you.
Sentences suitable for staying up late to make friends.
First, a person is too expert emotionally and seems heartless!
Second, everything in this world, big or small, is inextricably linked, which we didn't expect. The past, the past heart, can't remember; Now, now, you can follow the fate; Future, future heart, why bother. Love a person, not because he gives you what you need, but because he gives you a feeling that you have never had before.
Third, some love is doomed to be silent for a lifetime, and some people are doomed to miss it.
Fourth, entanglement and noise can't make love last long. Sometimes, persistence is embodied in wordless patience and silent acceptance. Seemingly unloving, it can make love free and immortal. Don't insist on eternity, only care about what you once had. In fact, this is just despair of eternity. Love is the communication between love and love, and the echo of love and affection. You don't need to go hand in hand, but you need to be soul mate.
5. For a person, you may have been touched once and loved once, and this is the ending. That is, the eternal heart is dead, love is cold, love is incompetent, and there is no passion for love anymore. Everything was destroyed by a war of love. At that time, it was once vigorous, once unloved by you, but it was cold in an instant.
If I get a flower every time I think of you, I will wander among the flowers forever.
7. That kind of beauty, while enchanting and gorgeous, has a mystery and holiness. It is the beauty of the whole city, the beauty of despair, the beauty of loneliness, which eclipses everything. Clearly attractive, but cold to the bone, as if at first sight of the end of the world as lifeless and disheartened.
Eight, the most sad thing is not revenge, but regret. The best love is bound to have regrets. That regret has become a lingering sound, so we should pay attention to it. The most beautiful love, don't cry for the land, just care for each other silently. Disappointment, sometimes, is a kind of happiness I will be disappointed because I have expectations. Regret is also a kind of happiness Because there are things you regret. Pursuing love, and then finding love, has always been a thousand times.
Nine, to make love simple, it is best to choose the object that suits you. A person who is truly worthy of love and knows how to love in return will naturally make love simple. There is no need to speculate between two people, and there is no need to worry about their whereabouts; Don't be afraid of being provoked unintentionally, and don't doubt the motivation to do anything. Between two people, there is a little concern, but it will not be entangled; Between two people, I miss you a little, but I won't be sad.
To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are his whole world.
Eleven, no matter how good you are, some people will despise you, and no matter how unbearable you are, some people will treat you like life. So don't show off in an ostentatious manner when you are awesome, and don't degenerate when you are down and out.
12. If you love someone from the heart, you can't help it. Fall in love with a person from the bottom of my heart, and hope that he will be all right. I hope he won't be sad, but I'm afraid he will be sad or disappointed. He even prefers to do something wrong, and the injured person is also him. When you see someone quarrelling intimately, you must think of him. He said I love you, but you can watch it again and again on your mobile phone all night.
Thirteen, don't die because of lovelorn, it will make people feel that you have never seen the world, but also give up to the other side, I have nothing more valuable than you. Therefore, the more fragile the predecessor is when breaking up, the more unforgettable it is. Refusing to turn around is also a charm, telling each other: I still have many more precious things than you.
14. Everyone wants to meet someone who loves you unconditionally and has no reason to spoil you. Wake up, girl! Being liked is not luck, but strength. Don't expect others to like you for no reason. Love in this era is a living inspirational lesson. You have an advantage, and people will really love you for life!
Fifteen, the so-called happiness is to live with the right person in a mutually comfortable way.
Sixteen, open our photos, missing looming, last winter, we smiled very sweetly.
Seventeen, obviously want to say that meeting is not as good as missing, but they are exhorting themselves with the idea that meeting is not as good as missing.
Eighteen, if we all know that there is no if, is such a short-lived joy and palpitation good or bad?
Nineteen, the deeper you love, the less safe you are. Because you're always worried about losing him. You think you want a lover, but in the end you will know that all you really want is peace of mind. Therefore, happiness is not trying to love, but living with peace of mind. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience.
Twenty, my fist-sized heart can't bear the fact that it is big.
2 1. Any beautiful and painful memories have become yesterday's music. If you cherish the glorious memories of the past and indulge in the joys and sorrows of the past, you will not see the strong love grass reborn. Even if the sun, moon and stars slip away from you, at least you still have a sky.
22. People who really love each other don't need to be together all the time. What they need is spiritual communication and tacit understanding, which is mutual inner encouragement and praise. They respect each other's way of life and tolerate each other; They have their own personality and world at the same time, which cannot be destroyed. They are compatible, mutual understanding and mutual accommodation. Excessive dependence, especially excessive occupation of other people's bodies, time and space, is not love, but a manifestation of physical and mental independence.
Twenty-three, some people fall in love with you and some people marry you. These two are completely different. Falling in love means that he stops to accompany you without changing his itinerary. He may leave at any moment. As for marriage, he gave up his own way and is willing to go with you. So it's easier to fall in love than to get married. People who love you are still passers-by The man who marries you is called family.
Twenty-four, love is like a floating leaf in the rapids, which needs a solid arm to maintain the left and right; Love is like a stream-like mood, sometimes gurgling and sometimes trickling; Love is like a small flower on a high mountain. You can smell its fragrance only when you are close, and feel its tenderness only when you are close.
25. The person who really cares about you will think of you every day, and the person who really cares about you will make you happy at all costs. People who really care about you will not lose their temper with you, and will tell you at the first time no matter what happens. Don't care too much about other people's opinions, just care about what people who really love you think of you. In fact, only those who really love you will take your every move to heart.
Twenty-six, you can make a woman cry, you can make her feel wronged, but don't let her be silent, because silence is the deepest pain, and silence is the saddest cry for a woman. You know, women like to talk. No matter how hard life is, whether she has something on her mind or not, she wants to tell you everything about her. This is the best way for her to love you. If one day, she suddenly becomes quiet, you are on the verge of regret.
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